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After a long shift at work, Buck and Eddie come home to a quiet and still house. Chris is at Pepa's house, currently having a sleepover with his favourite aunt. The two slip off their shoes and Eddie grabs a beer from the fridge while Buck chills on the couch. Passing Buck a beer, Eddie has an amazing thought. What if he got his boyfriend pregnant. So obviously he says it out loud. "I want to get you pregnant." Buck spat out his beer. "What? Eddie, what the fuck did you just say?" Eddie looks up at his boyfriend, with those beautiful hazel eyes and with a serious look on his face goes, "I want to get you pregnant." Now, Buck is confused. "Eddie, that isn't biologically possible. You and I both know that." "So you hate me and want me to die?" "Eddie-" "Why can't I get my beautiful, glorious, intelligent, charming, kind, thoughtful, strong, courageous, creative, brilliant, gentle, humble, generous, passionate, wise, funny, loyal, dependable, graceful, radiant, calm, confident, warm, compassionate, witty, adventurous, respectful, sincere, magnetic, bold, articulate, empathetic, inspiring, honest, patient, powerful, attentive, uplifting, classy, friendly, reliable, ambitious, intuitive, talented, supportive, grounded, determined, charismatic, extraordinary, trustworthy, noble, dignified, perceptive, innovative, refined, considerate, balanced, open-minded, composed, imaginative, mindful, optimistic, virtuous, noble-hearted, well-spoken, quick-witted, deep, philosophical, fearless, affectionate, expressive, emotionally intelligent, resourceful, delightful, fascinating, sharp, selfless, driven, assertive, authentic, vibrant, playful, observant, skillful, generous-spirited, practical, comforting, brave, wise-hearted, enthusiastic, dependable, tactful, enduring, discreet, well-mannered, composed, mature, tasteful, joyful, understanding, genuine, brilliant-minded, encouraging, well-rounded, magnetic, dynamic, radiant, radiant-spirited, soulful, radiant-hearted, insightful, creative-souled, justice-minded, reliable-hearted, tender, uplifting-minded, persevering, devoted, angelic, down-to-earth, golden-hearted, gentle-spirited, clever, courageous-hearted, courteous, harmonious, loyal-minded, beautiful-souled, easygoing, sincere-hearted, respectful-minded, comforting-voiced, confident-minded, emotionally strong, respectful-souled, imaginative-hearted, protective, noble-minded, confident-souled, wise-eyed, loving, serene, magnetic-souled, expressive-eyed, brilliant-hearted, inspiring-minded, and absolutely unforgettable Evan Buckley pregnant?" Eddie whines. "Eddie, it isn't physically possible." "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-" "Stop bro." "I just want to see you put those hips to good use." "Maybe you can, in bed. But you cannot get my biologically pregnant. What about surrogacy or we adopt?" "Fine." Eddie sighs dramatically as he drags Buck towards his bedroom. "I love you, Eddie." " I love you too my beautiful, glorious, intelligent, charming-" "Don't even finish that sentence." "Yes sir."