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Persephone was running around like a chicken without a head while Hades watched her while sighing. You see today the family is coming over not everyone but still everyone of his siblings confirmed showing up.

A couple of hours later almost everyone who promised to show up was invading his space. Zeus was going around harassing every women in the room while his wife was giving him death glares, Hestia was talking to Persephone, Poseidon was sitting on a chair drinking tea, Demeter is standing in a corner looking like she wants to hang Hades, Athena and Artemis are fighting off Zeus who came to bother them now, Aphrodite and Ares are making out while Hepheastus sits next to them (poor guy) and Apollo, Dionysus and Hermes are in the middle of the room gossiping.

Hades doesn't like how filled this room is but no can do so he just sits next to the people he likes most (his wife and Hestia). Persephone stands up and starts screaming to get everyone's attention, as everybody listens to her she begins "i'm glad all of you came today so we will start of today's family night we will play some board games!" The room fell into silence. This was going to be a shitshow...

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"YOU STOLE MY MONEY" Zeus screamed "HOW AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO THAT YOU IDIOT" Poseidon screamed back. They continued bickering so Hades turned towards his wife, lowering his voice "why would you let this family play monopoly...and the also in teams of 3..." "i think it's fun" she replied. "Poseidon and Zeus are arguing over stealing each other's money..." when she looked at him like a deer in headlight he clarified "they're in the same team..."

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"YOU MUST BE CHEATING! MAYBE YOU'RE PROJECTING HMM!" Hera screamed at Zeus who only rolled his eyes as he placed down the last card while saying uno. Hestia tried her best calming her sister down but nothing worked so they changed game.

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"...Karaoke..seriously..." Hades said as he had to listen to Hera singing 'Hit the road, Jack' while looking at Zeus. Persephone looked at her husband "well yeah..they can pick any song they'd like so maybe it calms them down!"

After Hera who started this of came Demeter who chose 'in a week' then Artemis who chose 'Labour' then Ares and Aphrodite who chose 'Barbie Girl' a song Ares had problems singing as it's intended. They knew they had to stop the game when Zeus chose 'She's so nice'

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Persephone wanted to try one last game and she decided on...Mario Party...nothing could go wrong here!

Apollo, Hermes and Dionysus made it their mission to bully Zeus and Poseidon so they keep stealing everything from them doesn't matter their place, Athena refused to Play at first till Ares challenged her so they went at it quite tough, Aphrodite and Artemis are only watching and the rest is targeting eachother but soon this game turned personal.

They had to stop as Zeus threw a lightning bolt towards the TV and Poseidon got it hit by a wave, trashing the TV completely.

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Persephone gave Hestia a quick hug and then locked the door behind all of them "well that went great!" She said with enthusiasm, Hades looked at her "no it didn't" "yeah it didn't" she responded with a sigh