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It was a normal day at Builderbrother’s pizza. The self-proclaimed fastest delivery man, a blonde haired man named Elliot, was cleaning the counters with laser focus, not leaving a speck of grime behind. Just as he finished, a familiar ring sounds throughout the pizza place, a new customer! Elliot put down his rag, put on his trademark employee smile, turning to face-
007n7.
Now Elliot was always a happy person, but the second his eyes met his cocky grin, a scowl quickly carved itself on his face, fists clenching from sheer rage.
“Hey there pretty boy~!” 007n7 called, leaning over the counter and getting far to close to Elliot’s face
“Get out.” Elliot said through gritted teeth.
“Oh don’t do that do me Elli! I just arrived~” 007n7 says in a flirting tone.
“Don’t call me that 007n7.” Elliot backed away sounding more annoyed the more the brunette was in his vicinity.
Elliot looked behind 007n7 noticing the other man that was usually with him not next to 007n7.
“Where’s the other one? The one with the mask and dreads?” Elliot motioned his hand trying to emphasize what he was describing.
“Oh Noli? Yeah he uh..” 007n7 paused, clearly trying to make up a spontaneous excuse. “He got, like, severe food poisoning and is completely bedridden .” 007n7 said in his aggravating snobbish tone.
“Riiiiiight, of course.” Elliot sat while rolling his eyes. “Now if you dont mind, get your ass OUT of my workplace!” Elliot growled, roughly jabbing his index finger into 007n7’s chest.
“Do I haveeee to..? I came here to see my favorite pizza boy…” 007n7 whined beforw swiftly lifting Elliot’s chin and leaning forward, holding the two of them in intense eye contact.
Elliot lets out a small yelp before quickly slapping 007n7’s hand away from his face, trying to hide the red crawling its way on his face.
“Not again!” Elliot screamed in his mind.
He cursed himself over and over for this burning feeling that comes across him when he sees 007n7. He the man in front of him is a insufferable, narcissistic, antagonizing exploiter!
Yet even when he plastered his face on every screen in the shop, when he disabled the refrigerators and spoiled months of product, even when he damn near burnt the place down with that oven stunt he pulled, he could never shake the flitter in his chest when the man walked in the store.
Elliot racked his brain for any explanation on why he felt this way. The man was frankly hideous, with a massive case of acne splattered across his face, his build making him able to pass for a toothpick, and not to mention his atrocious sense of fashion.
His father banned this hacker and his little friend long ago, yet he still came back, what about this place made a person with so much power come back week after week? He had to know.
Unknowing on 007n7 part he also had these feelings for Elliot just…more intense…
It all started when 007n7 and his best friend, Noli, went to college. Both men were tired with eating the same instant noodle slop that probably had more chemicals then food in it, trying looking for a place to eat. 007n7 and Noli were off campus looking around the little town that was near the college until Noli spotted a bright red sign that said “Builderbrother’s pizza” on it.
“Hey seven, look there’s pizza here!” Noli grinned under their mask, their mouth already drooling from the smell of cheese and pepperoni wafting from the building.
“Hell yeah! Let’s get pizza!” 007n7 replied back, both men walking into the building.
It took a while for 007n7 and Noli to be able to get to the counter to order because the line was practically out the door.
“Next in line!” A cheerful voice rang out.
The woman and her son in front of 007n7 and Noli moved out of line making both men the next to order. That’s when 007n7 saw him. 007n7’s breath was practically squeezed out of his lungs, the man in front of him was just that breathtaking. 007n7 studied the pizza worker’s face, his skin was a sun kissed warm yellow. His skin was extremely soft and clear, much opposite of 007n7. He had curly hair also being the same yellow as his skin and tied in a messy bun, his front hair framing his face perfectly. He had light freckles doting his cheeks 007n7 thought they were extremely adorable. He had big bright eyes and the cutest smile in the world, making 007n7’s heart melt, And his lips. His lips looked so soft and plump, 007n7 just wanted to grab his face and put his lips on his-
“7! Earth to 7!!”
“Wha-! Huh??” 007n7 snapped out of his trace, seeing Noli’s hands waving in front of his face.
“You okay dude? You were spacing out there.” Noli asked.
007n7 looked at Noli then the pizza worker again.
007n7’s face flushed red. “Y-yeah I’m alright!!” 007n7 stuttered out.
“God he is cute.” 007n7 thought, looking away from the pizza worker.
“Uh alright we will get a pepperoni pizza and a liter of Sprite” Noli told the employee, flipping one of his dreads out of his face.
“Okay! And will that be all for you two?” The pizza worker replied, tapping their order on the register screen.
“His voice is even cuter…!!!” 007n7 yelled in his head, he felt like Cupid stabbed his heart with a second arrow.
Both Noli and 007n7 paid, got their food, and got out of the building. 007n7 teleported him and Noli back to their collage campus. All 007n7 could think about was about the employee. He was the most beautiful person 007n7 ever seen in his life. God he just wanted to see that employee again. 007n7 and Noli reached their shared dorm. Noli immediately opening the pizza box and gobbling the pizza in it. 007n7 on the other hand was trying to find who this beautiful man he just saw was.
“Yo 7! Don’t you want pizza!? I’m gonna eat it all if you don’t come here!!” Noli laughed grabbing their 6th slice of pizza.
“Hold on! I’m doing something!” 007n7 yelled back, his eyes glued on his computer monitor.
Noli sighed and walked over to his best friend.
“Dude what’s wrong? You’ve been acting weird ever since we went to that pizza place.” Noli, asked elbowing 007n7 to get his attention.
“That employee was so cute.” 007n7 replied looking at Noli straight in the eyes.
Noli’s eyes widened under their mask.
“You have a crush on the dude that took our order at the pizza place? Damn 7 I didn’t know you liked dudes.” Noli giggled.
“I didn’t know I did either! I need to find who this is.” 007n7 replied sternly going back to his computer.
“Hey I respect you still! It’s okay you like dic-“
Noli was cut off by 007n7 throwing an empty soda can at his face.
“GET OUT” 007n7 yelled, his face flushed with red.
“Geez man fine! I’m gonna go eat all the pizza then.” Noli backed away from 007n7
After about an hour 007n7 found out about this man. His name was Elliot Builder and was the son of Mr. Builder who was the owner of Builder Brothers Pizza. Elliot was 3 years younger than 007n7. Being 19 while 007n7 was 22. 007n7 stared at the photo of Elliot he found on the internet, a Iove struck smile on his face.
Everyday when 007n7 worked on schoolwork or was hacking, he had a window opened on his computer monitor that showed the inside of Builderbrother’s Pizza, zoomed in on Elliot’s face the whole time.
“I will get you to notice me my Elli~” 007n7 cooed caressing the video of Elliot on his monitor.
Ever since then 007n7 has been hacking Builderbrother’s pizza with Noli. Only doing so to get Elliot’s attention.
Elliot pinches the bridge of his nose sighing loudly in frustration.
“Just get out please.” Elliot motions his hand to the door.
“Elliot come onnnn…” 007n7 wines, teleporting from being behind the counter to being in front of Elliot’s face.
“Why can’t I just have a little fun?” 007n7 puts his hands behind his back and bends down slightly to look up at the pizza worker.
“Because your little fun causes THE WHOLE BUILDING TO GO UP IN FLAMES.” Elliot raises his voice at the hacker.
007n7 does a dramatic gasp and puts a hand on his chest.
“You’re so mean to me Elli….” 007n7 slides his hands to his face to look like he’s crying, sniffling.
“GET OUT NOW.” Elliot raises his voice louder this time.
“Why though?” 007n7 looks back up at Elliot.
“JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE!!”Elliot grabs 007n7’s shirt collar making the hacker look him in the eyes.
“Make me.” 007n7 puts on a shit eating grin watching the blonde get mad so easily.
That’s it.
Elliot uses his other hand to grab 007n7 by the shirt collar and shoves him into the brick wall behind him. 007n7 expecting a fist to his face dragged his arm up to his face to shield himself but was instead met with feeling something soft…on his lips…?
007n7 opened his eyes to see Elliot was in front of him?
Oh.
Elliot was kissing him.
The kiss was messy, 007n7’s braces clinking against Elliot’s straight white teeth. Elliot pulls back, his face flushed with red and looking at the hacker.
007n7’s jaw practically dropped to the floor, his glasses askew from his face.
“Sev-“ before Elliot could finish his sentence 007n7 pulled Elliot into the kiss again, this time being a passionate kiss.
Elliot stumbled back, his back leaning against the counter. 007n7 still kissing him while on top of Elliot.
Elliot melted against 007n7, his hand grabbing 007n7’s chin to open his mouth wider. Elliot sticks his tongue into 007n7’s mouth his tongue scraping against 007n7’s braces.
007n7 giggles into the kiss. 007n7 slides his hands under Elliot’s shirt, his cold hands meeting Elliot’s warm skin. Elliot feels a chill go down his spine from the touch and pulls away from the kiss to catch his breath. Elliot pushes 007n7 back to the wall behind him, grabbing a fist full of 007n7’s hair, kissing 007n7 with so much passion it made 007n7 dizzy. Elliot’s tongue goes through every corner and groove in 007n7’s mouth, while 007n7’s head gets dizzy and his heart jumping out of his chest.
Elliot grabs 007n7’s shirt collar again and walks him to the exit, their lips still connected to each other. Elliot breaks the kiss to look at 007n7, both hyperventilating and breaths mixing with each other.
Elliot gives 007n7 a light peck before forcefully pushing 007n7, causing the hacker to fall down on his ass.
007n7 makes a ‘oof!’ While he collides with the ground that’s when he realizes he is outside the pizzeria.
“Now stay the FUCK out here…!” Elliot tries to yell but his voice comes out horse. Elliot wipes his mouth from their make out session and slams the pizzeria doors.
007n7 blinks trying to register what just happened. His burger hat fallen on the pavement and his glasses half off his face. 007n7 gets up, not bothering to fix his wrinkled shirt and disheveled hair and teleporting back to his college campus.
All 007n7 could think was that him a minimum waged failing college student just made out with THE Elliot Builder.
007n7 walked to his shared dorm with Noli. He was aware of the glares people were giving him. Most likely because his hair and clothes looked like he just rolled out of bed and he had the most stupid, lovestruck smile plastered on his face. When he reached the door to his dorm he wiped his and Elliot’s slobber from his mouth to make himself look somewhat presentable. He opened the door to be met with Noli playing a game on the couch.
“Oh hey Seven! How was you and the pizza place?” Noli asked grabbing a fist full of chips and shoving them in his mouth, his mask discarded from their face.
“I just made out with Elliot.”
“You did WHAT now?”