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Riki: Wow just WOW thank you, my dear ones, thank you for leaving me with THEM.
Heeseung: Would it be better if it were Sunoo and Sunghoon?
Riki: At least they don't allow themselves to make out in front of me
Jake: Watch your-
Riki: YES, I WATCH MY MOUTH, UNLIKE JAY-HYUNG AND JUNGWON-HYUNG
Jake: Caps
Riki: Sorry, but I'm offended
Heeseung: They were supposed to be working on some content for their blog, right?
Riki: Only if they have an OF account
Jake: How do you know what that is?
Riki: I'm 18, thank you, Jake-hyung
Heeseung: I'll write to them
Riki: THANK YOU
[ evanhee__ & wonw04 ]
Heeseung: Stop kissing in front of Ni-ki
Jungwon: what? we're not
What?
Heeseung: forwarded message
Jungwon: I could say that it's not what he thought, but you're already making fun of us, aren't you?
Heeseung: Yes
Jungwon: Wonderful
Heeseung: We'll be there soon :)
Jungwon: We're not waiting for you
Heeseung: That's rude.
Jungwon: <3
[chamber 5 + dos]
Sunoo: And I tell him, this isn't what you took it for at all
Sunghoon: But you literally said to buy this
Sunoo: NO??
Sunghoon: Yes?
Sunoo: Are you arguing?
Sunghoon: No.
Sunoo: Yes.
Jake: You had an asceticism on quarrels
Heeseung: Wow, they got so serious about that
Jake: No, they just got told off by their flatmates
Sunghoon: Why are you discussing us in the group chat?
Jake: Because you're our friends?
Sunoo: You're gossipers
Riki: You're the biggest gossip, hyung
Sunoo: awwww, look at him, humiliating me but so politely
you can tell right away that Jay-hyung raised him
Jay: That's the problem with your narrow-minded asses, who haven't learned anything but Korean
Jake: What about me?
Jay: Except you, you're a ray of sunshine in this snake pit
but only after Jungwon
Jake: I should feel offended, but I'm too happy that everything is going well for you two
Jay: Btw, I'll keep you posted, but we don't have an OnlyFans account
Ricky: Thank God
Sunoo: But you don't believe in God
Ricky: I did.
Buy some crisps
Sunoo: No
Riki: @Sunghoon, buy some crisps
Sunghoon: No
Riki: Sunoo-hyung, give the phone back to Sunghoon-hyung
Sunoo: No!!
Sunghoon: Baby
Heeseung: Not again..
Jungwon: Look, they don't have a relationship and they're jealous
Heeseung: Your gay asses? Yeah, right.
Jake: I envy Jay's ass
Ricky: same
Jay: Should I say thank you? Not Riki, of course, you're like a son to me, what the hell
Sunghoon: By the way, do Jungwon and Jay have a blog?
Sunoo: Aren't you subscribed?
Sunghoon: No?
Heeseung: Sometimes I wonder why Sunoo isn't my boyfriend.
Sunoo: Mmm, you missed your chance, Heeseung-hyung :(
Riki: Look, he feels sorry for him
Sunghoon: ...
Riki: LOL
Jake: I don't know about Jay, but Jungwon only writes about mosquitoes, which he keeps as pets
Jungwon: Thank you for reading every post, Jake-hyung
Heeseung: But he also writes about Jongseong
Jay: Should I read it?
Jungwon: No
Jay: Okay
Riki: Jay-hyung is my favourite hyung, so I won't joke around
Jake: What about me?
Ricky: If you want to joke around, Jake-hyung
Sunoo: I don't think that's what he means
Jake: Maybe my heart is broken
[chamber 5 + dos]
Jake: @Sunoo, my dearest, you sold out to the capitalist machine and stocked up on Olive Young again
Sunoo: It's a sale, Jake-hyung
By the way, we made Heeseung-hyung buy face wash
Heeseung: I still don't understand what's wrong with soap
Sunoo: Voice message
Riki: Twenty minutes
and no one interrupted Sunoo-hyung
Jay: Wow, that's a record
Sunoo: Change your cologne, Jay-hyung
Jay: Do I smell bad? Thanks, I'll get over it
Sunoo: Jungwon doesn't like the smell
Jay: ….
Ricky: LOL
Jay: Link?
Sunoo: :)
[ chamber 5 + dos ]
Jake: If I were interviewed and asked about my favourite moment in life, I would talk about the first time Sunghoon visited Sunoo
Jay: "Oh, I sat on the bed in my trousers, I should probably take them off so I don't stain the bed."
Heeseung: I like the fact that he actually took them off
Riki: I like Sunoo-hyung's face at that moment better
Jake: The fact that we were in the kitchen at that moment
Sunoo: Gossipers!! But it was funny
Sunghoon: No.
Sunoo: Yes!!
Riki: Now Sunghoon-hyung doesn't even wear trousers at Sunoo-hyung's place
Jake: LMAO
Sunoo: Jay-hyung didn't raise you right, Riki
Jay: No, I would have said the same thing
Btw, you didn't send the link
Sunoo: Go stink >:)
Ricky: LOL
[ chamber 5 + dos ]
Sunoo: At least send some photos while I'm dying here alone.
Jungwon: But you're with Riki
Sunoo: he's playing video games
and I'm dying here ALONE
Chonwon: @Riki ?
Ricky: Lying is bad, hyung
I made him a compress like Jay-hyung advised
Jungwon: So Sunoo is being a dramatic again?
Riki: Yes
Sunoo: No
Jungwon: I see. I'm leaving
Sunoo: Even my best friend abandoned me
Riki: And ur boyfriend too, hyng
Sunoo: AND THE BOYFRIEND TOO
Sunghoon: 10 photos
Sunoo: I LOVE your unhappy face in every photo, God!!
Sunghoon: And I love you
Sunoo: .
Riki: I HATE YOU KIM SUNOO
THIS ULTRASOUND
Sunoo: Be jealous :p
Riki: sunghoon-hyung raised you badly
Sunoo: asshole
Riki: :p