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The interviewer-a blonde woman who looks more excited than Sirius and Remus-smiles up at the camera and says in that cheery voice that keeps the viewer caught.
“We’re here with two of the members of the band Cherry Hex! Sirius Black the bands bass guitarist and chaos incarnate, and Remus Lupin, drummer, and the man keeping Sirius somewhat civilized.” She turns to the couple on the couch. “Let’s start simple. How long have you been together?”
Remus looks unimpressed and says “Since sixth year. After he stopped flirting with everyone else in our group.”
Sirius already smirking, “What can I say? I had to make him jealous.”
“You made me homicidal.” Remus responds very dryly.
“Onto the next question,” The interviewer flips a flashcard with questions and asks, “Do you have a tiny ritual that fans haven't noticed?”
Remus grinning like a wolf, glances at Sirius and says, “Every time Sirius hits a perfect solo, I tap my cymbals in a little ta-da beat, then drag Sirius in post-show for a reward kiss.”
Sirius having not noticed this before “You do not.”
“I do. Same rhythm every time. It's not in the set; it's just me being proud.”
Sirius now blushing, “You absolute sap. You are in love with me.”
“Unfortunately.” The brunette responds
“What's your favorite part of being on tour?” She asks
Remus with a small smile says, “Seeing how much people enjoy the music we make.”
Sirius is smirking and he points to Remus and says, “Sharing a bed with this sexy man.”
This earns Sirius a smack on the back of the head and Remus muttering something about media training.
The interviewer looks between them and says, “You two are going to break the internet.”
Sirius smiles and says, “That’s the plan.”
“Only if James and Regulus don't do it first.” Remus adds.