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- Sunday, 8:27 pm -
Dazai: guys i'm gonna add someone rq
Ranpo: who
Junichiro: Did we get another new hire that fast?
["Chuuya" was added to the group "Armed Detective Agency Casual Chat"]
Atsushi: hang on isn't that guy in the port mafia
Sigma: Yes, why would you add him to the Agency chat?
Dazai: he's my boyfriend
Dazai: say hi, chuuya!
Chuuya: Why am I here
Junichiro: Boyfriend?
Yosano: plot twist of the century
Kunikida: WAIT AREN'T YOU STRAIGHT???
Dazai: one i'm bi, two are you homophobic??
Kunikida: No, of course not
Dazai: suspicious...
Kunikida: I’m not homophobic
Dazai: or are you?
Kunikida: I went to a pride parade to support Ranpo and Poe last year
Dazai: did you?
Poe: He did, actually
Kunikida: SEE?
Dazai: i still don't believe you
Yosano: anyone else want popcorn right now or is it just me
Chuuya: Not exactly sure what's going on but me too
Kunikida: I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC
Dazai: i don't believe you, prove it
Kunikida: Fine
["Katai" was added to the group "Armed Detective Agency Casual Chat"]
Katai: why am I being re-added
Kunikida: I didn't want you all to find out this way, but this is MY boyfriend
Ranpo: GAY
Dazai: i didn't expect that one tbh
Katai: why are you telling them
Kunikida: Sorry, dear, I had to prove a point
Atsushi: This is crazy
Sigma: I haven't known you for very long but that's pretty surprising
Yosano: is this a bad time to mention I’m dating kouyou
Junichiro: WHAT
Kunikida: THE MAFIA EXECUTIVE?
Kyouka: really?
Yosano: yeah
Ranpo: I KNEW YOU WERE A LESBIAN
Atsushi: Since we're all revealing this stuff, I’m dating Akutagawa
Dazai: YES MY MATCHMAKING WORKED
Junichiro: DIDN'T HE RIP YOUR LEG OFF AND ALMOST KILL MY SISTER???
Fukuzawa: why are you all dating criminals?
Ranpo: you can't talk, old man
Kunikida: tfym he can't talk? don't tell me...
Ranpo: he's dating mori
Yosano: MORI??
Atsushi: THE PORT MAFIA BOSS?
Chuuya: MY BOSS? HES DATING MY BOSS???
Junichiro: Excuse me??
Poe: Well, that was unexpected
Fukuzawa: anyway, good night everyone
Junichiro: Wait
Dazai: he can't just leave after ranpo drops a bombshell like that
Yosano: president come back
Chuuya: what the fuck
Sigma: I can just shake his hand or something tomorrow and we can find out more
Poe: I suppose we could wait
Ranpo: or i could just explain, i know all about it
Atsushi: would the president be okay with that?
Kunikida: We shouldn't gossip about him behind his back
Fukuzawa: hi, still awake. Ranpo, I think it's fine if you let them know, just don't go shouting about it. especially not to the mafia
Chuuya: Does that mean I should leave then
Fukuzawa: you were already here when Ranpo revealed it, so it's fine.
Fukuzawa: good night
Kunikida: Good night, President
Atsushi: Okay, tell us then
Yosano: yeah spill the tea
Ranpo: okay so basically they were together before he started the agency and then they broke up when mori was a doctor in the war because of how he was treating certain people
Yosano: interesting
Ranpo: but they got together again a bit after the alliance between us and the mafia to fight the guild
Chuuya: what about the whole cannibalism ability incident? they were together during that?
Kunikida: I don't think either of them were even awake
Junichiro: Yeah weren't they both in a coma or something
Ranpo: yep
Atsushi: That's... an interesting story
Yosano: and a gay one
Poe: Very gay.
Dazai: we're definitely taking him to pride with us this year
Chuuya: Oh we're going to pride too
Junichiro: The mafia will be at a pride parade?
Chuuya: Sgut up
Junichiro: Sorry
Dazai: sgut up?
Chuuya: BE QUIET DAZAI
Kenji: Are you guys awake at night like owls :0
Chuuya: oh hey Kenji
Kenji: Hi!
Kyouka: yeah they are, i wonder when they're going to stop texting
Naomi: my phone is buzzing so much I think it's going to explode :( I have school tomorrow, you guys!
Kunikida: Oh my god I just realized I missed the time I was supposed to sleep by an hour. Night, everyone
Ranpo: bye kunikida
Sigma: I’m probably going to head to bed as well, then
Junichiro: Good night
Chuuya: I have work tomorrow so I'll leave this gc and then sleep
Dazai: good night i love youuuu
["Chuuya" left the group "Armed Detective Agency Casual Chat"]
Yosano: i'm gonna sleep too
Dazai: aww everyone here has a healthy sleep schedule
Atsushi: You should have one, too
Poe: Not me, I’m staying up to write
Ranpo: of course you are
Poe: Though, the rest of you should sleep
Atsushi: I will, Kyouka can probably see the light of my phone anyway. Good night guys
Dazai: you’re no fun :(
Ranpo: go to sleep
Dazai: no
Ranpo: go to sleeppppp
Dazai: noooooooooo
Ranpo: pleaseeeeeeeeee sleeppppppp
Dazai: aaaa fine, i'll stop texting, but i'm not going to sleep yet
Ranpo: gnight then
Poe: Good night Ranpo!
Dazai: night
Poe: Good night