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Text in the newspaper:
Gotham Gazette
EIGHT DEAD IN WAREHOUSE RAID
CHILDREN RESCUED BY… GLOWING STRIPPER??
GOTHAM - In what GCPD is calling “a complicated Tuesday,” authorities discovered the bodies of eight known traffickers in a warehouse in Crime Alley. The children they were holding were found unharmed
According to several baffled witnesses - none of whom were inside the warehouse, but all of whom are “very sure” about what they saw - a “glowing violet figure” exited the building moments before the police arrived.
“Shiny as fuck” claimed one local worker descring the suspect. “He was such a bad bitch tho” said another witness.
Speculation is already rampant. Alien intervention? Space stripper with a vendetta? GCPD has no answers and would really like everyone to stop calling about it.
Text in phone:
Little Wing! :) Liked your message "Hi!! Congrats on the promotion Little "Star"!! So how about some movies and take-out this Saturday?"
New message from Little Wing! :)
Thanks. Uh, sure.
That awkward moment when someone sends a text mid jerk amirite.