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The Hamilchat

Summary:

Idk, a Hamilton text chat fic??

Notes:

BurrntOut- Aaron
HamNCheese- Alexander
PassTheBottle- Angelica
Momliza- Eliza
PegMe- peggy
FranklinTheTurtle- John
SewHowYa’llDoin?- Hercules
MochaDeLafrappé- Lafayette
Sleepy- James M
MagentaMacaroni- Thomas

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Introductions

Chapter Text

HamNCheese created ‘Hamilchat’
HamNCheese added FranklinTheTurtle, Momliza and 4 others to ‘Hamilchat’

HamNCheese

Hi


FranklinTheTurtle

Wsg


Momliza

Hello


MochaDeLafrappé

bonjour


SewHowYa’llDoin?

French fuck.


MochaDeLafrappé

Rude >:(


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HamNCheese

Hercules no.


SewHowYa’llDoin

Hercules yes.


PegMe

It’s like we’re watching a custody battle ensue


PassTheBottle

I have an incredible idea, Lizzy? Pegs?


Momliza

Sure


PegMe

Hell yes >:)


FranklinTheTurtle

oh god.


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PegMe added MagentaMacaroni

FranklinTheTurtle

OH GOD


Sleepy

I trusted you Angelica.


BurrntOut

why would you add us


MagentaMacaroni

pegster I though we were friends


HamNCheese

WHY WOULD YOU ADD JEFFERSON AND MADISON???


BurrntOut

I’m not here then. Okay.


HamNCheese

PEGGY. OF ALLLL PEOPLE YOU COULD’VE ADDED, YOU CHOSE MY RIVAL AND HIS BEST FRIEND.


Momliza

Dw Aaron, we acknowledge you <3


BurrntOut

Thanks, Liza <3


MagentaMacaroni

well, well, well, if it isn’t loud mouthed Hamilfuck


Sleepy

Oh for fuck sake Thomas.


HamNCheese

SHUT YOUR TRAP JEFFERDICK


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FranklinTheTurtle

Custody battle no.2


BurrntOut

I’ve experienced too many of those


MochaDeLafrappé

At least it isn’t me this time


SewHowYa’llDoin?

You wanna bet on that?


MochaDeLafrappé

Non, Merci, mon amour


SewHowYa’llDoin?

Fuck you


MochaDeLafrappé

:(


HamNCheese

ANYWAYSSSS

Evryon mst introdce themsels

I’m Alexander, 19,He/him, and I’m pansexual


Sleepy

I had a brain aneurysm reading that


FranklinTheTurtle

Alright

 

Im John,19, he/him, and I’m AroAce

Herc?


SewHowYa’llDoin?

I’m Hercules, 19, He/Him, and I’m bisexual

Laf?


MochaDeLafrappé

I’m Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette but you can call me Lafayette, 19, they/them, and I’m non-binary and pansexual


PassTheBottle

I’ll go next

I’m Angelica, 20, she/her, and I’m bisexual

Liza?


Momliza

I’m Elizabeth, call me Eliza, 19, she/her, and I am lesbian <3

Pegs, you go next


PegMe

Okay so, I’m Peggy, 17, she/they, and I’m trans female and Pansexual

A-a-ron, my man, you go next


BurrntOut

I’m Aaron, 20, he/they ,and I’m gay

James?


Sleepy

you’re missing something ron.


 

Private chat


James

why didn’t you tell them?


Aaron

If I tell them, there’s a possibility that they’ll use it against me.

please don’t tell them


James

I won’t, but you are aware that you’ll have to tell them eventually, right?


Aaron

I’m aware

Just not yet.


 

Hamilchat


MagentaMacaroni

What do you mean, Jemmy?


Sleepy

It’s nothing

Anyways

I’m James, 20, he/him and I’m Asexual

Thomas, go ahead


MagentaMacaroni

I’m Thomas, 19, he/him, and I’m gay


FranklinTheTurtle

I think that’s everyone

 

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2 AM
HamNCheese

Anyone awake?


SewHowYa’llDoin?

Yeah


BurrntOut

mhm


HamNCheese

I can’t sleep


SewHowYa’llDoin?

Same


BurrntOut

I don’t sleep

anyways, go to bed.


HamNCheese

Fine >:[