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“This is the worst day of my life.”
Peppa pig was mad, really mad. Peppa and Penelope had been traveling for hours and they just wanted to rest. But there they were, standing in the doorway of the hotel room with one bed. They had booked a hotel room with two.
“I’ll just take the floor.” the pig said
“No. we can just- I don't know, share? It's just for the night.” Penelope the potato was also mad but not mad enough to care about sharing a bed.
“I'm not sharing a bed with you, a potato.”
“You think I want to share a bed with a pig!” Penelope shouted
“What did you just call me?!?!” Peppa hated being called a pig.
“A PIG”
“FUCK YOU”
“Get in the gosh dang bed” Penelope just wanted to sleep.
“I told you, I'm not sharing a bed with a potato.”
“FINE but I'm going to bed.”
Penelope laid down, she was mad but she was exhausted. Right as she fell asleep she felt the weight of Peppa’s fat butt lay down
“I knew you’d give in.” penelope said, still half asleep
“I couldn't sleep on the floor.” Peppa sighed.
“I knew you wouldn’t be able to”
“Shut up”
“I'm going to bed, so you shut up”
They fell asleep and they definitely did not get freaky.
The end