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Medkitten and Banamer were back to their joyous, gay activities of frolocking in the fields of rainbows and sunshines! Banhammer was sadly being quiet, as he was currently mewing to get the sigma jawline he knew his meddy weddy would love
Medkit had been impregnated due to him and Banny Wanny Boo having sex 91728283827382838827383929474828447298488384 times within the past few days following their awesome epic adventure of Banhammer-Sensei Saves Kawaii Medkitten-Chan From the Evil, Not-Sugoi, Un-Kawaii Beast Subspace-kun!!!
Meddykitty was exhausted, being pumped full of god knows how much sperm each and every day (what am i writing). It made him want to cry, but queen never cry. He yearned for a break! And alas, today was that sugoiful day! He was feeling oh so yuriful, oh so yaoiful! Until....
He felt his pants... dampen. Was he on his period? Aw shucks! He hated being apart of the cherry slush club--
Oh wait. He was pregnant and lowkey ready to pop.
"Ny-Nyan??" Medkit spoke allowed, disgracing the song (NYAN) by the same name written by the hit artist MARETU. Banny-Sensei gazed ohioly at his beloved omega kitten. "What is it, my dearest kitten?" His low, rumbly, hot, seductive, sexy, deep voice violently carressed the ears of his submissive partner.
"I-I think my water broke, K-Kyah!!!!!" He called out in uwu gay panic.
"Oh no..!" Banhammer paused his aggressive sigma alpha mew, picking his kitten up, and beginning to dash with sonic speed to the nearest hospital.
He busts through the waiting room because real men (tm) don't wait their turns like pussies and shoves him onto a random ass hospital bed. There's probably someone else on it like probably hyperlaser (translation definitely hyperlaser) and he just lowkey dies but that's not important to the plot.
The nurse busts in. and...
Oh my god its the greatest scientist of Blackrock Subspace T Mine from the hit game PHIGHTING!! developed by the awesome roblox group boggio mainly developed/handled by the devs soda and aidn (7GB0 and SodaStuff)
He blinks.
"Oh my fucking god not you two again."
"YOU'RE ON TOP OF HYPERLASER." Subspace attempts to pry Medkit, pregnant as fuck, off of Hyperlaser.
"Ouhg..My back..." Hyperlaser groans out, before just fucking dying.
"HYPERBABES NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!11!1!!1!1!1" Subspace mourns the loss of his 9th side bitch.
"Nya-NYAH!!! I FEEL THE BABY COMING!!!!!!" Meddy weddy schmeddy cries out as he re-crushes Hyperlaser's poor now flat as a pancake corpse. "PUSH!!" Banhammer commands in a panicked frenzy. He then positions himself like he has to catch the baby, as if it were to shoot out like a rocket.
Subspace stops his childish mourning and pauses.
"You two are so fucking dumb," He face palms. "It doesn't shoot out."
He then pushes Banhammer to the side, which doesn't work because Banhammer is a big meaty sweaty alpha, so he then just walks in front of the still trembling purple demon.
"PUSH!!1!1!1!1" Subspace then commands. Medkit's high pitched horrible sounding scream punctures the air as he begins Giving Birth (TM).
Banhammer has like a whole fucking anxiety attack in the back because his discord ekitten he met on low taper fade obbg is. Giving Birth (TM). But that's not important to the plot, cuz he kinda just rolls around like a bug and cries. Actually, maybe it is important to the plot considering his big buff meaty sweaty huge hairy body causes everything to shake.
And then the baby does shoot out like a rocket.
Subspace catches his ex's fuck ass baby as if it were a football.
And whaddya know? The baby is Coil from the hit game PHIGHTING!.
"WWWAAHH WAAAHH WAAAAAHHHHWAAAHAHASHWIJDBEOWHDRJWSJNEKDNNWJW" The newborn shrieks out or. Something. Being covered in Medkit's. Do I gotta say this?
Fluids.
Banhammer's mental state is magically recovered (can this happen to me) as his child is born. He snatches it out of Subspace's hands (rightfully so), causing the scientist to sigh. WHY ARE THESE TWO LIKE THIS.
"It's beautiful...! Just like you, my sugoi kitten.." Banhammer smiles soooo alpha-ly.
"H..Heh.. Dattebayo..." Medkit looks up at Banhammer with adoring eyes, as if he didn't just like kill a man while giving birth. He lowkey should have been the one to die but we won't get into that.
And then they made out and stuff. While. The new born baby was right there.
"What the fuck.." The baby mutters.
Subspace stares at Coil i mean the baby.
"Hey. You can't talk yet. That's in the neexxttt installation of this horrible crackfic." He points out.
"Oh. My bad." Coil apologizes I MEAN THE BABY. THE BABY APOLOGIZES.
And then Medkit and Banhammer made out. More. Sloppily. Slobber. Everywhere. Eeverrywhere. Like. Leaking. Like. Pouring. Fucking niagra falls over here. Slobber. Wet. Schleleroorororororproroororororororpppp
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE