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[02:34 AM]
Ashley: leon
Ashley: leonnnnnn
Ashley: leonard
Leon: Who the fuck is Leonard
Ashley: you
Ashley: anyways
Leon: ???
Ashley: um do u have ada’s number
Leon: Why
Ashley: none of ur business 🙄
Leon: Ok Goodnight
Ashley: NOOOOO WIAT
Leon: Spill it
Ashley: U CANT MAKE FUN OF ME
Leon: You saw me slip on mud multiple times in Spain I don’t think I have the grounds to make fun of you right now
Ashley: LMFAOFHEWFWHNFO
Ashely: [sends picture of leon’s ass wet and covered in mud]
Leon: You’re not getting Ada’s number anymore
Ashley: NO WAIT IMSORRY
Ashley: OKOK UM UM umm emrmmmmer
Ashley: im kinda like lowkey a little interested in her
Leon: ?
Leon: Just ask me what you want to know
Ashley: NO DUMBASS I MEANT I LIKE HER
Ashley: LIKE I WANT HER TO PUSH ME AGAINST A WALL AND GRAB MY HIPS KINDA WAY
Leon: Oh
Leon: That’s tmi
Ashley: YOU WANTED TO KNOW?????
Leon: Fine
Leon: [sends number]
Leon: I don’t know if she still uses this number but it’s the last one she texted me on
Ashley: god i love mysterious women 🤤
Leon: I’m going back to sleep
Ashley: OK GOODNIGHT THANKS XOXO
Ashley: wait am i still coming over for our weekly sleepover tmrw :(
Leon: Yeah of course
Ashley: YAYYY OK BYE
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[02:57 AM]
Ashley: hi gorjas lady in red dress
[05:28 AM]
Ada: Gorgeous*
Ada: Hello, Ashley
[12:15 PM]
Ashley: OMGYDUGWUQ YOU REPKIED
Ashley: WATI HOW DIDYIUY KNOW ITS ME
Ashley: ANDWHAT WERE YIOY DOING AT 5 AM??????
Ada: You need some spelling lessons, young lady
Ada: Of course I know it’s you. What kind of mercenary would I be if I didn’t keep tabs on everyone?
Ashley: right……
Ashley: you didnt answer my question though :3
Ada: I was doing things
Ashley: you could do me instead
Ashley: i mean what
Ada: You’re funny, kid
Ashley: who said i was joking
Ashley: THATWASNT ME I WAS HACKED!!!
Ada: Haha, bold one aren’t you
Ashley: um umm um um FUCKIDK WHAT TO SAY UR SO FINE FUCK
Ada: Is this an attempt at flirting?
Ada: If so, I can’t say you’re doing very well. Although, I am charmed
Ashley: AAAAHHHHHH
Ashley: I WASLIKE WONDRRJING IF UM UM UM
Ashley: YOUDWANNA LIKE GO OUT SOMETIME OR SOMETHING………
Ada: I’ll see if I can make time
Ashley: WAIT REALLY????
Ada: Why not?
Ashley: IDK I THOUHT YOUD LIKE
Ashley: STRAIGTHT UP REJECT ME CUZ IM THE PRESIDENTS DAUGHTER
Ada: Well, who am I to deny such a cute girl?
Ada: And I’ll make sure you keep your mouth shut. 💋
Ashley: OHMY GOD I MUST BE DRWAMING
Ada: See you later, little one. XOXO
Ashley: WAIY WHAT
Ashley: NOOO COMEBACK PLEAE
Ashley: ADAA :((