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The alchemist paces back and forth in bewilderment and agitation. He had made a novice mistake, which he attributed to the untimely appearance of the cavalry captain. Regardless of fault, he was in a predicament. Startled, he had accidentally dropped one of his beakers, containing a highly reactive solvent, onto his work bench which subsequently caused an entire row of his beakers to burst into a puddle of various liquids. Instead of immediately backing away from the medley of substances, he froze in panic, watching as they reacted with one another, producing a cloud of miasma that he inhaled. The fumes produce a violent reaction in his lungs, and he coughed hoarsely, steeping over and retching. He did not have time to assess the reaction of the cavalry captain, but he was lurched away from the cloud of fumes by a strong grip.
“Careful, now. Take a deep breathe, Albedo.” The soothing voice of Kaeya emanated throughout the icy laboratory. Albedo followed his advice, taking a deep breath, finding it much easier. The next moment passed in a stilled silence, and Albedo’s breathing steadied, before Kaeya spoke once more with a sly smirk. “Not following basic safety protocols, are we? It doesn’t take a genius to see that this outcome was inevitable. It’s quite a mess in here, don’t you think?”
Albedo bit his nails nervously, understanding the severity of the situation. He had just inhaled the fumes of a chemical reaction with relatively unknown origins. He felt fine at the moment, but he could easily fall victim to the toxic effects of whatever concoction he had accidentally created. Pacing across his lab, he thinks to himself in a panic. It would take hours to reach Mondstadt in order to visit one of the healers at the Cathedral, and even if he started out immediately, his current condition was unknown. The reaction may produce no effects, or it could kill him outright. If he were to fall ill on his way to the city, then even with Kaeya there to assist him, he might not make it in time. Perhaps his best option was to remain put and to instruct Kaeya of a viable treatment, if symptoms were to arise from the inhalation… Yes, that would be the most efficient option. Unless he were to lose consciousness, then he is confident enough in his ability to instruct Kaeya to produce a potion that could stabilize him – at least until he could see a healer for himself.
“Kaeya, I apologize for the unsightly circumstances. As you are probably already aware, I just inhaled something that may be quite dangerous for my health. It might not pose a substantial risk to my life, but just to be certain, we should –” Albedo keels over as a sudden pulse spreads throughout his body. It was not unpleasant or painful, though it was very concerning. Even if via inhalation, it should not be affect him this quickly. It had not even been a full minute since he had inhaled the fumes from the reaction, yet a side effect had already emerged.
“…Albedo?” Kaeya’s brows raise in concern, and his voice loses its typical teasing nature, instead replaced with a shivering concern. He tries to steady Albedo as he drops to his knees, rubbing his back to try and provide what comfort he is able. “Are you in pain? We need to get you to a healer immediately.”
Albedo sighs, relieving some tension from his body. He feels another pulse immediately follow. “No, no. I won’t make it to Mondstadt in time. We need to examine my symptoms and then act accordingly. I’m not in any pain in the moment, but my body feels like it is… throbbing, almost.”
“Ah—” Albedo cries out, as the pulsations become more frequent. He finds the lower half of his body gradually begins to grow numb, and a somewhat pleasurable sensation develops within his lower abdomen. Quickly understanding what is happening, his cheeks flush a bright red, and he turns his face away from Kaeya. “I don’t believe that I inhaled anything toxic, though there does seem to be a rather unfortunate side effect.”
Kaeya tilts his head questioningly, though his face untwists into an expression that is both confusion and relief. Attempting to take action, he temporarily leaves Albedo’s side to erect a makeshift cot with some blankets and other supplies that he finds around the camp. He places Albedo into the bed. “Can you explain to me what you are feeling? As long as you are feeling alright, then I can go fetch a healer from the cathedral and bring them back here.”
“No, Kaeya. That’s… That chemical reaction I created doesn’t appear to be lethal. It’s just that…” Warmth spreads throughout Albedo’s face, as his pelvic muscles begin to flex outside of his control. His shorts grow tight, as pleasure radiates throughout his lower half. “It was… I think it may have been… An aphrodisiac.”
Kaeya takes a moment to process his words. A moment later, a grin spread across his face, and his typical demeanor returns. “I wasn’t aware that the Chief Alchemist was capable of such feelings.” Albedo doesn’t respond to his remark. “Well since you aren’t going to summon for a healer to help you, then might I?”
Albedo still does not respond, too embarrassed by the circumstances to clarify his feelings. Instead, he nods shyly, approving of Kaeya’s offer. However, Kaeya does not make a move. “Albedo, I need a definitive yes or no. Would you like me to provide you sexual relief?”
In defeat, Albedo provides his verbal consent. “Yes, please, Kaeya. Please do.” In shame, he hides his face under one of the pillows that Kaeya had placed on the cot. He is not sure what to expect, but the cavalry captain gently strokes his hair soothingly.
“Thank you, Albedo.” He says, without further input. Reaching down, he caresses Albedo’s navel. Then, he moves his hand even further down, fondling his clothed groin. Albedo gasps in surprise, as the muscles in his lower abdomen contract in response. He moans loudly, uncertain how he should respond. So, he decides to relax and forfeits control over to Kaeya.
Kaeya continues to stimulate Albedo, eager to watch the alchemist unfolds under his administrations. Palming him through his shorts, his penis twitches uncontrollably, and pleasure shoots up his spine. Albedo struggles and squirms, closing his legs together, trapping Kaeya’s hand in-between. Kaeya continues to stimulate him, and shivers begin to take root throughout the body of the alchemist. They begin in his fingers and toes but migrate down his limbs to the rest of his body. Albedo desperately tries to struggle away from Kaeya’s touch, and Kaeya stops.
“Are you okay? Do you need a break?” Kaeya asks in concern. Albedo’s pulse throbs loudly in his own ears, and he breathes as though he were in a marathon.
“I’m fine, Kaeya. Thank you. Please do continue.” Albedo permits. Kaeya accepts his invitation and continues to stimulate his penis again. However, this time the pleasure escalates throughout his body. His pelvic muscles contract, and he feels on the edge of bursting. If this continues, then he is going to—
Albedo feels as though his mind disconnects from his body as he stumbles over the edge. His penis contracts violently within his shorts, releasing copious amounts of semen, dampening the article of clothing. Numbness shoots from his genitals into his lower abdomen, and to the tips of his fingers. His body spasms in pure delight as he orgasms.
But it does not stop. His body continues to orgasm, releasing more semen into his shorts, and he squirms in Kaeya’s hold. Kaeya once again begins stroking his hair with his other hand, as he milks Albedo with his other, throughout his orgasm. Yet it still does not stop. Albedo shivers and twitches as his orgasm continues to escalate, his penis contracting more and more violently as each second passes.
“Kaeya… It’s not stopping.” Albedo cries out in distress. Against his will, he still continues to orgasm. Kaeya remains by his side in comfort, unable to provide him any additional relief, aside from his fondling. However, seconds and minutes pass. After ten minutes, Albedo’s orgasm had not quelled, and if anything, it continued to worsen. His shorts were drenched in cum by this point, and both of the two men were growing concerned. The human body should not be able to sustain such an experience for so long, yet there was no sign that Albedo’s orgasm would discontinue anytime soon.
“What’s happening?” Kaeya asks with a tinge of concern.
“I – I don’t know. But if this continues, then I am going to become dehydrated. My body shouldn’t be able to produce this much semen, but I can’t seem to stop. We – we may need to call for a healer.” Albedo clenches a fist over his spasming abdomen.
“It will take hours to get you to a healer, or hours to get a healer to this location. And even if we do find one, would they actually be able to help you? You are the most proficient alchemist in Mondstadt, and with you out of commission, we may need to request assistance from the Akademiya in order to help you. Will we even have enough time?”
Albedo tries to think, though his current cognitive processing abilities are vastly diminished by his current circumstances. The pulsating throughout his body seems to disrupt every attempt at a coherent thought. “Maybe a hydro slime could rehydrate me? Their bodily composition may provide the necessary hydration and electrolytes needed to replenish what I am losing…”
Kaeya seems to hesitate for a moment, contemplating the insane idea. “You want me to capture a hydro slime? And bring it back here?”
“I’m sorry, Kaeya. I can’t think of a better solution right now.” Albedo’s eyes begin to droop in exhaustion, as he succumbs to his own body.
“Might as well give it a try then. I’ll be back as quick as I can.” Kaeya tucks Albedo into the cot, watching as a wet stain develops on the sheets. He hurries out of the alchemist’s laboratory and attempts to locate a hydro slime.
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Albedo awakens to Kaeya’s voice. “Albedo? I found a camp of slimes. I managed to capture several of them and brought them back. There were a few hydro slimes and several electro slimes, but I went ahead and captured the lot.”
Despite having passed out, Albedo was still orgasming as he awoke. Pleasure worms its way into every last inch of his body, and he finds himself smiling as his eyes roll back in his head. If he manages to get out of this alive, he will have to replicate the mixture of potions that he spilled in order to reproduce this effect for his research.
“What do I need to do with the slimes?” Kaeya asks. But Albedo does not respond. So he removes three of the hydro slimes from the interdimensional chamber that he confined them within – a simple charmed artifact, that allows vast amounts of objects to be stored in a relatively small area of inner space. The slimes immediately take notice of the alchemist and move across the sheets over his body. One approaches his mouth and gently inserts a tendril inside. Albedo sucks on the tendril, trying to replenish the fluids he previously lost. Although the slime seems to shrink in size slightly, it appears otherwise unfazed.
The other two slimes fine their way down South. They crawl under the sheets and into the alchemist’s shorts. He groans loudly through the slime in his mouth as one of the slimes squirms its way into his anus, while the other envelops his spasming penis. The latter produces a steady suction, and Albedo curls into a ball from the stimulation.
“Albedo, I’m not sure what else to do. Shall I find a healer now?” Kaeya’s face contorts with worry, debating whether to remain with his friend for support or to go find assistance from the city. In his best effort, Albedo meets Kaeya’s eyes and nods. Kaeya takes this as permission to leave him for the time being to go find someone better suited to help. At least now, he did not need to worry about Albedo becoming dehydrated, though he was concerned about the behaviors of the slimes. If they became aggressive, then he would not be there to protect Albedo from them. However, at the moment, slimes appear content in working Albedo through his laborious orgasm. So, with a few words of encouragement, Kaeya leaves the camp and leaves to find a healer.
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In the meantime, Albedo squirms helplessly in the sheets of his makeshift bed. He kicks his legs uncontrollably and tries to focus on the pleasure spreading like an electrical grid throughout his core. He startles when the latch on the slime prison breaks free. Kaeya had left it in the camp in the event that he needed more hydro slimes to maintain an appropriate level of hydration, but as the slimes break out of the prison, his heart sinks. Four more slimes emerge from the device, but instead of hydro slimes, four electro slimes appear. They descend onto his body and make their way into his shorts as well. Fortunately, these were exceptionally small slimes, making the fit easy, though Albedo sheds a tear in fearful anticipation. One of the electro slimes also enters his anus along with the hydro slime, but the other three displace the hydro slime sucking his penis. One of them explores the tip and teases it before pushing into his urethra. Shortly after, a second and a third enter as well. The first two squirm their way up his urethra, before depositing themselves into his testes. The last, slightly larger than the first two, also moves up his urethra. He is uncertain where it will end up, until he is overwhelmed by a sudden need to urinate, as the final slime enters his bladder. The pressure of the fourth electro slime in his bladder causes his bladder to contract, though due to his current orgasming state, he is unable to urinate. Semen continues to make its way out of his penis, as the slimes situate themselves deep within him, and his body goes limp. That is, until the slimes begin to emit electrical currents.
Albedo’s body spasms violently, and he desperately tried to massage his balls to encourage the slimes to leave. However, they are content where they are, and they instead choose to amplify the current throughout his genital region. Instead of screaming, he finds a harsh giggle makes its way out of his throat. Restricted by the slime feeding its essence into his throat, he drunkenly laughs to the best of his ability. His pleasure is further amplified as the electro slime in his anus reacts with the hydro slime, sending a current through his prostate to the electro slime in his bladder. Albedo had never felt anything as pleasurable as this, and even though he was already orgasming, it is as though his body produced yet another orgasm within his current orgasm. His eyes once again rolled back, and he yet again relaxed as he allowed the pleasure to control him. He continued to spirt semen into his fully soaked shorts, and he found his consciousness fading once again.
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When Albedo awoke again, Kaeya was back by his side with one of the healers from the cathedral and several of the other knights from the Knights of Favonius. He was still orgasming, and by the nighttime sky, it has likely already been at least 8 hours since he inhaled the aphrodisiac, yet his body continues to succumb to its effects. The knights who had arrived set up a stretcher for the alchemist, and he falls back into darkness.
The next time Albedo awakes, he is in a recovery room within the cathedral, and the morning sunshine streams through the windows. His penis still contracts wildly, and his abdomen radiates an indescribable pleasure. Clearing his eyes with his hands, he notices a steady IV drip inserted into a vein on his right arm. Over the next several days, Kaeya visited the alchemist several times, reassuring him that he would be fine. Eventually, with the assistance of a graduate at the Akademiya, the slimes were successfully removed from Albedo, and he finally rode out his orgasm successfully.
As Albedo, embarrassingly, was released from the cathedral, Kaeya greeted him. “Should we go out for dinner?”