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The young man walked into the parking lot, admiring his brand new car. He had just bought it from the dealership yesterday and today would be his first time driving it.
“Your so pretty senpai~” The man purred while slowly stroking the hood of the car.
The car’s bright red color shone brightly under the sunlight as if it were blushing to the man’s gentle touch.
“Awwww…..you’re blushing car-san”
Radu slowly approached the back of the car, delicately running his fingers over the little exhaust pipe, slowly teasing the tight ring.
The bright red car let out a soft honking noise as Radu continued to tease the its hole until it edged.
Slowly the man began unbuttoned his trousers to reveal his dick, slowly he put it deep into the exhaust pipe feeling it tighten around him.
“You…you’re so ti-tight senpai!” The man mewled as the pipe clenched hard against his dick. He felt his balls grow heavier as he plunges deeper and deeper inside his beloved.
The car’s color deepened honking louder and louder as his owner teased him continually.
Slowly, the young man released his load inside of the car as the car shook enjoying every single drop. As the young man started to pull out, the car suddenly squirted all its liquids, coating the entire garage’s interior.
The car and Radu continued to have their own time together……then they got married (im the fucking pastor) yall have car babies then idk also you have 3rd degree burns 🥵