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Tomorrow is his birthday. UN is supposed to have a party with his work friends. NATO, FBI, CIA, everyone. UN should be excited. but he dreads it. He's not one to celebrate his birthday. But he still always attended. People go out of their way to celebrate him. So he puts up with it.
Today UN is eating with his father's body. As UN eats, he looks up at his father. "Dad? Can i ask you something?" He got Silence but he still talked anyway. "Is it normal that I hate the lively atmosphere of a party? Like all the talking. The colorful environment. It's all too much. I want a quiet party. One where no one talks." He explained. His father's body just sat there. Silent as usual. UN sighed as he finished his meal. He did the usual of doing his dishes and throwing away his father's food. He covered the body of his father League of nation's body with a white sheet before kissing his father's cheek. "Night dad" he whispered. UN went upstairs and did his night routine and went to bed. He stared at his ceiling before finally falling asleep.
When he opened his eyes, he sat at the head of the table. A nice Chocolate cake in front of him with 12 candles. When he looked up, he saw the thing he wanted. NATO, Asean, EU, FBI, CIA, African Union and his father all sitting at the table with him. All covered in blood each with a fatal injury. They all had party hats on, either slouching back or laying face first in the table. the room was red with blood. Guts and organs laying about. He looked back at the cake and blew the candles out. Once all the candles were out and the similar nostalgic scent of smoke wafted up in the air, the bodies sat up straight and clapped, staring at UN. Their cold, lifeless eyes on him.
"Happy birthday, UN!" EU exclaimed. Fresh blood leaking from his mouth. UN could see how a bullet entered through his mouth and exited out the head. Brainmatter showing through his hair. "We're so happy we can celebrate today with you!" AU said, smiling. Blood spewing from her chest, staining her white suit in crimson. UN swears he could see her still heart inside her body. Asean as quiet as ever had a knife through his neck. He watched as FBI reached over and pulled the knife out of Asean's neck and he watched closely as FBI slide a knife over, it was drenched in blood. He looked up and saw FBI's left eye sporting a huge and pulsing cut across his face. "Only right you cut it first!" he said, UN took the knife and looked around. "Go on!" CIA exclaimed. His neck was snapped in 2, barely holding together. He smiled with bloody teeth, excited to get cake. "Sounds fair to me" NATO answered. UN could see 10 different spears in NATO's back. they pierced into the front of his body. When he looked at the other end of the table. There sat League of Nations. A bullet hole in the head leaking blood and brain matter. "Only right the birthday boy gets first slice." He answered. UN looked down and saw the cake.
He started cutting the cake. Slowly. Eyes watching him closely. Each cut feeling heavier than the others. Once he got it, he pulled the slice out, where millions of bugs crawled out and moved around. UN shrieked and dropped the slice on the table. "I call dibs." EU said, grabbing the slice and eating it whole as bugs crawled out of his many holes. UN gagged. What is going on? he wondered. He looked at the cake, seeing the once delicious chocolate cake now rotting. The stench awful. The icing was melting, the cake was shrunk down, insects crawling about, enjoying this 5 course meal, fuzzy mold growing where the candles were. The others started asking for their slice. So UN did just that...he sliced the cake into portions for everyone. Once everyone was served...UN looked at UN expecting him to eat first. So Un..did that. He eat a piece and vomited instantly. The others smiled and laughed at his reaction. He put his hand to his face, covering his mouth as he tried to not puke harder.
"Come on! It's not that bad!" EU laughed, UN watched as everyone ate the foul smelling cake. and he sat there, at the head of the table...
UN jolted awake. Looking around, terrified. He got up and got a glass of water. Water always feels good. Chugging it, he looked at himself in the mirror and sighed.
He hates his birthday.
What a waste...