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It is four in the fucking morning on a Tuesday Irina thinks as she rolls onto her side grumpily angry at not just the world for once but also her phone which just went off, brightly, at four in the fucking morning. Slowly and carefully she opens the small device and sees that the message is from one of the E class brats. (She keeps them all in a separate folder on her phone.)
Swearing internally she flings her phone back down and rolls onto her side ‘the little brats can wait till tomorrow’ she muses as she tries to fall back into her deep, beauty sleep.
One sheep.
Two sheep.
Theee sheep.
Four.
Five sheep.
Seven sheep.
Ei-
Oh fuck it.
Irina can’t get herself back asleep no matter how many sheep she counts, a deep concern filled Pitt has taken residence in her stomach and despite trying to ignore it Irina knows where it is stemming from. Even more angrily than last time she flings open her phone only messing up her passcode twice and clicks on the E class folder.
Little Red Shit Bowl Turd Poopie has sent her one notification. (And yes Irina is that immature that Karma’s name in her phone consists of several bad insults.)
Now even angrier -assuming that because it’s from Karma it is a prank. Irina slams her finger down on the button to read the message and prepares her detention punishment for him tomorrow. However, what she sees is not the dumb meme or short joke she is expecting. It’s a long, long, long wall of text.
“Miss Bitch,
Just so you know I’m sending this to you not to make you suffer but because I know you won’t read it until it’s too late. Seriously though thanks for being such a good person to me and the class -even if your nit really a great teacher-. Thanks for maturing with us Miss I think I might actually miss you…
I guess that I don’t really know what I want to or are supposed to say but… here goes I guess, I love E class you guys have become a wonderful family to me and seriously I love all of you, even Terasaka shockingly. You have brightened up my days and made me feel joy when I didn’t know I could anymore. You have brought so much happiness to my life so I am sorry that it wasn’t enough, but please know this is nit your fault. I know a couple of you will still blame yourself s but I love each and every one of you guys and you have all made my life better in one way or another.
Sugino, dude I love you thank you for those dumb jokes you do and I really do believe that you will become a pro baseball player just don’t get hit too hard don’t want you becoming like Terasaka.
Kayano, I hope you find peace I really do (and yes I know about those things please get sir to have them removed I’m worried about you). and just know that I have left you enough money in my will to buy two puddings share one with my grave if you don’t mind?
Rio, I still owe you twenty yen for that bet on Karasuma’s phone Lock Screen but looks like you’ll never get that ha sorry mine forever. But seriously I love you so much you’re the best friend I could have asked for and thank you for indulging me as much as I engulfed you.
Terasaka, you better listen to your master here puppet, keep trying your not dumb your actually quite smart when you want to be please don’t be disheartened by exam results and just know wpthat you can take my school notes if you need I layed them out in such a way that you’ll be able to read them well.
Okuda love your potions thank you for making so many of them with me, I left you the recipe for the acid I make which you always wanted so use it wisely and don’t tell anyone it’s a secret! But seriously I love you so much and I hope your confidence grows +it better I swear it better+.
Kanzaki, I left you some money and most of my games I hope that you can enjoy them as much as I did just remover to keep your grades up and stay out of trouble,I’m serious girl I know your smarter than this so just stay smart and kick anyone who harasses you ass!
Itona, hey not much to say you know I love you even though I don’t say it, don’t grow more tentacles without me and just so you know it’s currently a 12-11 on chess to me so ha take that (I hope you find someone else to play with soon… sorry) I am sorry about leaving you I know I promised I never would but I have to it’s just too much pain. I’m sorry.
Asano! I doubt you’ll see this but just so you know that you for being a true competition for me our little games always made me feel alive and kept me going in first and second year but I guess as I concede that means you must win… thanks man and I hope your dad gets better if not cut him off the virtuosos are grea5 friends no matter how much I hate them it’s true.
Grip, sorry I didn’t get to do that rematch would have loved to, thanks for giving me a good last fight and thanks for not crushing my head like a watermelon :).
Nagisa man I just gotta say do me a favour and cut your hair bury it with me so you can throw away that shitty part of your life/mother. And just know I am sorry for second year and that you are honestly the best person I have had the pleasure of being around.
Karasuma-sensie thanks for teaching me some more fighting skills honestly loved that, also… if you don’t mind could you take care of my dog Anastasia? I know you love dogs and she doesn’t get scared of stoic faces… but she is scared of the dark and birds so yeah… thanks sir,
Korosensei… I honestly don’t know what to say expect thank you. For everything but especially the start of this year when you saved my ass from the cliff you let me explore some more life and fun so thank you for that… I really do love and care for you and I hope you die soon… thank you for being the dad I never had. You cared for me and annoyed me while simultaneously pushing me to my limits in not just school but also social situations, you made my life so much better and I am so so so sorry that I didn’t get to kill you… I hope that Nagisa’s idea of saving you works so you don’t have to die. Thank you sir.
Thank you…
Everyone else’s just know that I love you and have left something in my will for all of you even Asano… please beat him for me in finals I’m sorry I can’t…
Well um that’s all my goodbyes gone so I might as well say the reason I’m doing this is my dad not you guys… I can’t take it anymore the pain and the bruises and everything I just can’t so I am sorry and I love you all but this is goodbye…
Ps I don’t know if I delete my search history please do that for me if I haven’t Ritsu…
Ps ps please make sure my dog Anastasia and bearded dragon Romeo are taken care of I don’t want them to die along side me…
Ps ps ps I am so sorry whoever finds my body and I know that will most likely be yo7 Miss I am so sorry.”
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‘Shit!’ Irina screams as she jumps out of bed, she lives two roads Ada from Karma’s house and can get there in under three minutes. She jumps over fences and even tears her clothes but can’t stop. When she reaches Karma’s house she doesn’t even bother protecting herself as she barges through the front door.
Quickly sprinting up t Karma’s room and flinging open the door she just… stops… she is too late.
She finds Karma slumped over on his bed, his anti sensie knife in one hand and, a small shot gun lying beside him. Blood is pooling around his head clearly fresh, and the wall behind is spattered with a grisly pattern.
Irina doesn’t even bother CPR, she knows there is no use he has no face. It’s just… gone. It’s a grisly sight and by all regards not the worst she has ever seen. So please explain to the assassin why on Earth she is outing her guts out as she sobs clinging to the still warm corpse of a child she cares so much about.
Blood is seeping into her nails and hair but she can’t even bring herself to care I mean after all it is her fault. If she had read the message when she first received it Karma would still be alive she would have gotten here in time and would have been able to save him. But she didn’t.
She grumbled and cursed and swore at him instead of picking up when he most needed her but… that’s why he chose to messaged her isn’t it? In the end Karma knew she wouldn’t pick up and he knew that she would most likely find his body, he probably didn’t want it like that but it was the best case señorío. It’s her fault because he knew she doesn’t care as much as Karasuma or Korosensei who would both reply immediately. No she is the problem.
The gun seems to be taught in Irina as Karma’s body slowly losses all coldness and stiffening begins to set in. It’s taunting her, it’s all your fault it yells at her and she starts to agree, checking the… casing… one bullet left. did Karma intend for her to do this? Or was he not confident on his plan.
Ckeraky the former after all when is Karma not confident… we’ll never again he’s dead now and it’s all Irina’s fault. It’s her own damn fault that she is sitting here cradling the corpse of a child she had expected to come to her funeral not the other way around…here she was crying when it is all her fault.
BANG!
…and then silence.