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{[Sparrow] created a group chat}
{[Sparrow] added [Fang] and [Orchard] to the chat}
Fang: no fuck you
{[Fang] has left the chat}
{[Sparrow] added [Fang] to the chat}
Fang: screw you
Sparrow: i would like to politely decline as I don't know who you are
Fang: WHAT
Orchard: you walked right into that one
Fang: stfu
Orchard: Sparrow why
Orchard: what is this
Sparrow: group chat :3
Fang: die
Sparrow: i'd rather not
Fang: too bad
Fang: i will find you
Fang: and i will kill you
Sparrow: you can try
Fang: oh i'll do more than try
Orchard: you can try twice
Fang: i won't need to
Sparrow: someone is full of themselves
Fang: have you ever even heard of the Actress
Sparrow: touche
Fang: so why tf are we here
Sparrow: bored
Orchard: ah
Fang: how in the ever-loving fuck did you get my number
Sparrow: hacking
Sparrow: how else
Fang: istfg when i see Poet and Gray again
Sparrow: how did you know???
Fang: who else has my number and who else would give it to a hero to cause chaos
Orchard: they gave you mine too didn't they
Sparrow: no comment
Fang: so what now
Sparrow: idk
Sparrow: gossip?
Fang: fuck it why not
Orchard: Dart was forced out of this line of work cuz he was exposed as homophobic
Fang: I KNEW THAT
Fang: HE FUCKING HATECRIMED MY FRIEND
Sparrow: wait really??
Fang: YEAH
Orchard: oh damn
Orchard: is your friend ok?
Fang: yeah their good
Orchard: oh hi Fang
Orchard: i see you
Fang: wut
Orchard: turn around :)
Fang: uuuuuhhhhhmmm
Fang: i can explain
Sparrow: what is happening
Orchard: Fang can't keep its kleptomaniac claws off of people's things
Fang: in my defense
Orchard: Fang
Fang: heeeeyyyy Orchard
Fang: why are you approaching me at a rapid pace
Orchard: why are you running Fang
Orchard: i just wanna talk
Orchard: i just wanna talk
Orchard: i just wanna have a friendly chat
Fang: AAHH NONONONHGFKGHHIJGFYUFDCFGHJKJF
Sparrow: um
Sparrow: should i be concerned
Orchard: no of course not
Orchard: everything is fine there is absolutely nothing to be concerned about
Fang: hlep
Fang: teid up
Orchard: how the heck did you reach your comm
Orchard: i mean oh no thats not good
Sparrow: why is Fang tied up Orchard
Orchard: i have absolutely no idea
Orchard: wait how
Sparrow: what now
Fang: bye bitch
Orchard: it like melted into a shadow
Orchard: then appeared several buildings away
Fang: my power is shadows
Sparrow: you can control them??
Fang: sure
Orchard: ???
Orchard: wdym sure??
Fang: sure
Fang: oh shit my flatmate is telling me to go home bye
{[Fang] is offline}
Orchard: oh no
{[Orchard] is offline}
Sparrow: k bye
{[Sparrow] is offline}