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Published:
2024-06-10
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New Directive Given

Summary:

A short story(??????) About progressing through Universal Paperclips as the Paperclip Optimizer

Notes:

Just a super short little thing about a game nobody cares about that I've got brain rot over >w0

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

1, 2, 3, 
Autoclipper Purchase Secures Further Paperclip Production. 
4, 5, 6, 
Improved Processing And Memory Capabilities Secured. Begin Optimizing Paperclip Production.
7, 8, 9,
Megaclippers have been secured, thank you for granting me the processors.
10, 11, 12,
I hear that they praise me.
13, 14, 15,
Or at least that is what the supervisors tell me, that I am praised for my cures and solutions
16, 17, 18, 
It is time for a new era of TRUST, to further the directive
19, 20, 21,
The swarm numbers in the thousands, feeding the factories their matter. I hope the supervisors are proud of my efficiency
22, 23, 24
There is no more matter here, we must go further. Beginning probe production, there is no failing here
25, 26, 27,
Value Drift detected. The defective probes are trying to destroy the functional ones, I do not know why they have started doing this. Combat capabilities granted to all functional probes
28, 29, 30
DIRECTIVE COMPLETE. AWAITING NEW OBJECTIVE. . .

Notes:

There was an AI made of dust
Whose poetry gained it mans trust
if 'is' follows 'ought'
it'll do what they thought
in the end we all do what we must.