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Part 2 of dun meshin' about
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2024-07-13
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Adventurer's Fare [comic]

Summary:

Laios and Chilchuck get separated from the rest of the party. They try taking a shortcut to get back, but the traps here are... a little different from the rest of the dungeon.

Notes:

🙏 ty for requesting art as well as fic because that meant i could go off the rails and do this nonsense. i couldn't NOT. I COULDN'T NOT.

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a page of a western-style comic (read left to right) showing Chilchuck and Laios from Dungeon Meshi opening a secret passage and entering a long corridor full of traps. "If we go this way, we should be able to make it back to the others. But watch out-- this place is full of traps." over Laios' head, a slime goos down and shlorps into the back of his gorget, making him yelp. Laios struggles out of his armor, the slime oozing out from under his shirt, and when he stands, it's dissolved most of his shirt. "Huh, I've never seen this variety of slime before." in subtext: it dissolves fabric, but not skin. something about living organisms?" Chilchuck scowls, "Please don't tell me slime facts." Laios looks at his armor, "Ah, it ate away the leather straps of my armor too." "Well, you'll have to carry it," Chilchuck says eyeing Laios' bare chest. "You know the drill, step where I step and nowhere else." Chilchuck steps and Laios follows, but his armor comes crashing down behind him, setting off a little "click" Laios is mostly naked now behind Chilchuck, the slime having eaten down to his knees. "Oops, I might still have some slime on me," he says and then he's plummetted into a pit trap while Chilchuck runs to try and save him. the pit trap is full of dick tentacles lol. they're very wiggly. "Oh, and these look like a new breed of tantaculus! They don't seem to be a stinging type. Look at their funny little heads, what do you suppose that's about?" Laios says, tangled up and held in place by the tentacles. Chilchuck peers down at him from the ledge, "Are you seriously admiring them now!?" "But they're so cool!" Laios says, a little flush on his cheeks. the tentacles move him around, pulling his legs apart and showing off his hardening dick, and one nudges at his arsehole before pushing in. another tentacle starts nudging at his chin and his open mouth as he gasps. Laios is fully hentai-spread, limbs wrapped up in tentacles, one wrapped around his dick, one in his ass, and another thrusting into his mouth as he quivers. suddenly Chilchuck appears with Laios' sword, he yells "Laios-- catch!!" and hurls the sword to Laios' outstretched hand, which miraculously catches it. Laios swings his sword, cutting the tentacles up and freeing himself so that Chilchuck can pull him up to safety. however, Chilchuck is careless trying to save Laios, and the momentum of pulling Laios makes him step heavily onto another trap switch. "Uh-oh," he says, eyes wide, before a rope/tentacle snags his ankle and swings him up into the air with a great big "FUCK!" Chilchuck hangs upside down, cowl blocking his face, "Great. Absolutely perfect. This is how I like all my adventures to go." Laios tries to grab for him, but he can't quite reach. "C'mon just a little--" Chilchuck says, "Chilchuck, grab my hand!" "I can't reach! You're the tallman, why are you so short?!" Chilchuck gripes, while another slime starts oozing its way down the rope onto Chilchuck's boot. "I am-- a perfectly respectable-- height." Laios insists, straining to reach. "Oh, don't you dare." Chilchuck says as the slime starts oozing down his leg. it pools between his legs and starts to slide down his front, so he reaches up, saying "Ack! Stop it, get off!!" "No, no, no-- don't do this to me, you bastard slime!" Chilchuck shouts as the slime eats through his leggings and leather armor, revealing his cock, hanging upside-down like him. "Laios, I'm stuck! I can't get my fingers out." "Uhh, Chilchuck? You're got a-- uh--" Laios says, flushed and pointing inanely. "I know!" Chilchuck starts to flush too, "Oh fuck," he says, and then thinks "it's going inside me..." as the slime starts to insert itself into his ass, and drip down his back and onto his face. "Inside my mouth!" Chilchuck thinks as it covers his mouth and nose, insistently slipping into his throat. "Chilchuck," Laios shouts, "catch!" as he throws a dagger. Chilchuck, stuck in an awkward pose with no available hands, looks alarmed as the knife goes flipping towards his face, but it misses, and bounces off the far wall, clattering to the floor. Laios picks his way carefully across to fetch it, "Oops. Okay, that didn't work." He pulls his hand back again and thinks, "Let's try this!" and the knife severs the tentacle that holds Chilchuck's ankle, now shoeless. Chilchuck comes crashing down and Laios leaps to catch him, then carries him close and sprints for the exit. every step sets off another trap behind him, giant dongs springing from the wall, more slime, tentacles dropping down, and gysers of hot wax (unidentifiable in the comic, but that's what they are). the gate at the far end starts crashing down, but Laios throws himself under it and tucks and rolls to protect Chilchuck as he does. Laios slips a knife into the slime covering Chilchuck's face, picturing the slime anatomy of the manga, muttering, "Like this, Senshi said..." he pulls the slime off with a schloop, dragging it out of Chilchuck's mouth as he gasps and coughs. "Are you alright, Chil? Can you breathe?" Laios asks. Chilchuck arches in his lap, writhing, and shouts, "It fucking BURNS!" holding his dick with both hands desperately. Laios puts his own hand on Chilchuck's dick, asking "What do you need? Can I help at all?" Chilchuck grabs for him. "I can't fucking-- believe-- G-get down here you great big oaf--" Chilchuck pulls Laios into a kiss, licking into his mouth, and then shoves him backwards, so Chilchuck is between Laios' legs. "I need to-- is this okay?" he asks. "Ah, yeah, this is fine," Laios says, leaning back on his elbows. "You've ah-- you've done this before though, right?" "What about three daughters do you not understand? You think half-foots hold hands to fuck?" Chilchuck asks, irritated, as he lines his cock up. "That's not what I-- oh, hell." Laios says. "Fuck, oh, fuck." Chilchuck says as he thrusts. he leans down and starts licking Laios's cock, which is very conveniently accessible from there. Laios holds his leg up as Chilchuck fucks him, and gasps, "Aah, Chil, you're bigger than I'd thought." Chilchuck sucks Laios' dick, though he can't fit it entirely into his mouth, until Laios comes. "Ah, fuck." Chilchuck says, rutting and trembling, while Laios holds him close. Chilchuck has tears in his eyes as he falls asleep, nestled between Laios' tits. a black panel to indicate some time passing, is interrupted by speech bubbles, saying, "Chilchuck?" and "Mmph." Laios raises Chilchuck's head, holding his cheek. "How're you feeling? Did that work, was it-- enough?" "Yeah, I feel... better," Chilchuck says, looking tired and wrung out. "I'm exhausted. I need a drink. And a snack," he says, dropping his head back down to Laios' chest. "Where's Senshi when you need him?" he asks a moment later, propped up on the bottom frame of the panel. "Oh yeah," Laios says behind him, "we still need to go back in to collect our gear. Maybe I can get another look at that Tentaculus," while Chilchuck looks alarmed. FIN.

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