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The sweet sound of Dirk snoring filled your ears as you straddled his waist, sitting your clothed pussy upon his throbbing hard on underneath his pants. Fuck, this was so wrong. You moved yourself on him, testing the waters to see if he was truly sleeping or not. Seeing as he gave nothing but a deep snore, you kept grinding on him. Were you really doing this? You shivered at the way your clit hit his dick so sweetly, gasping out a couple quiet, high pitched moans.
The thought that he was probably awake during this made your heart beat faster, the fact he might push you off him and run to call his sweet, dumb little boyfriend made you feel so sickly warm inside. You kept up with your ministrations, going a bit faster and rougher.
Damn it. You were gonna cum soon.
You tried to contain yourself from going any quicker than you already were, your moans unconsciously becoming louder as you frantically jerked your hips against his cock. Oh god...
"(Y/N)...? What are you..-" Dirk tiredly questioned, you were too close to stop, and the fact you woke him up like this?
ohshitohshitohshit-
Your orgasm hit you harder than you expected, but now Dirk was awake, and he was staring at you, he looked too scared, tired, and confused to say or do anything. His stupid little sleepy face only turned you on. You moved yourself off of him and pulled down his shorts, no one said you couldn't have some fun with him right? I mean, no one's even here... that aforementioned 'no one' doesn't even exist, Dirk's basically free range right now. Dirks breath quickened, he tried grabbing your hands as you began to remove his boxers too, but to no avail.
"No-.. stop.." He pleaded pathetically, you swore you could even see tears begging to fall in his eyes.
But his body reacted the opposite way, his dick sprung free from its compartment, as hard as trying to beat agent inner 3 in Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion. You swore you could even see it twitch due to the cold air hitting it, how adorable!
Dirk tried to move your head away from him, but he was too weak to do so as tears began spilling from his eyes, his pleas becoming louder as each second passed. You tried your best to ignore his movements and getting quick to the action so you wouldn't drag this out longer than you have to as you put his entire tip in your mouth, sucking on it while jerking him off slowly.
"MmH-, aH!" Dirk sobbed, his hands were on his face to try and quiet himself, but he only made himself look like some sad, weeping baby, though his sobs sounded like music in your ears. It was no surprise he'd be so sensitive.
You soon found yourself bobbing your head on his cock at a teasingly slow pace, his sobs, now moans, just becoming background noise at this point. His hand found its way into your hair and gripped it hard, sinking your mouth further onto him to the point of you gagging.
You grabbed his arm and shot your head up, looking Dirk in the eyes with a mischievous smirk. He looked at you with fear, "I-I'm sorr-"
"I thought you didn't like this, Dirk." You cut him off, "Don't you have a boyfriend?"
He averted his eyes away from you in guilt. "Fuckin' fag." You laughed at him, "Bet your boyfriends never done this yet, huh? How's it feel to have a girl give you a damn blowjob?"
You began jerking him off quickly without warning, Dirks guilt slowly washing away and turning to heated lust before he could even mutter a word, his moans loud and filling the room without a single amount of shame.
"NgH-! No- Ah...!" Dirk still tried to protest, but his body did all the talking since he started to buck his hips into your hand desperately.
Soon, and without warning, his cum spurted onto your hand, creating a mess on your fingers. You removed your hand from his now softened dick and licked the splooge off your fingers as he watched you intently.
Though filled with guilt, he probably could've popped another boner right then and there at the sight, but how would he explain this to Jake?