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Takes Two to Tango
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Published:
2024-03-17
Completed:
2024-03-17
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3,662
Chapters:
7/7
Comments:
38
Kudos:
102
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5
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648

Trilogy

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Summary:

"Wait, wait, wait. We can't look at these. That's a personal chat between our girlfriends. Can you imagine how betrayed they would feel if they knew we'd looked at this?" Rick cautioned.
"They're talking about sex toys," Jeff countered without glancing up from the screen. Abed, meanwhile, reached over so that he could scroll up slightly.
"...Just a quick peek couldn't hurt, right?"

...or, the boys fuck around and find out.

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Chapter 1: Context

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Chatroom screenshot

Conversation with: "The Ladies' Room" (3 users - 2319 messages)

  • Britta: soooo, annie, you found out that jeff has only like, two sex moves?
  • Rachel: 🍿
  • Annie: Britta!!!
  • Annie: I just thought it might be fun to try something... new?
  • Britta: well you could just go to dildopolis. they have play boxes for couples. they could help with creativity
  • Annie: Oh! Let me see if i can find them online.
  • Britta: oh oh, is annie scared to go inside a sex shop?
  • Rachel: hey, don't be mean. I remember the first time I went there. I felt like someone would see me go in and then everyone would look at me weird at school. The stigma is real :(
  • Britta: pshaw. i don't even care. what are they gonna do, call me the worst?
  • Annie: Rachel, you've been to Dildopolis? 😮😮
  • Rachel: Two or three times, yeah. They have some cool stuff.
  • Rachel: I agree with Britta, look at the couples boxes, they have a bunch of choices and personally i find they're worth the price.
  • Britta: annie we can take you there if you want!
  • Annie: PHRASING!!
  • Rachel changed the chatroom avatar to dildopolis.jpeg.
  • Britta: i can even lend you my loyalty card. I'm at 8 punches out of 10
  • Rachel: What happens when you get to ten?
  • Britta: free article of my choice 😎