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Prologue
“God, is it morning already? Wake up Chester- wait why are you in my bed?!” Parker asked, looking at the dark musky… box? That they were stuffed in. “Dude where are we?” Chester asked, looking back at parker. “Better hurry up and find that Uniform before someone sees me…” A Mystery voice said, diverting the two’s attention. “Dude where are we?” Chester asked nervously, his signature sunglasses framing his face. “Look dude, I don't know either" Parker replied. “What?!” Chester responded Upset. The unknown voice said something un noticeable between the two’s bickering before a large blue fire broke through the box like coffin. “WHaT tHe- Parker were on fire!?!!” “Wait… Chester! We aren't burning?” “We aren't?” The lid to the known coffin lid broke off as Parker and Chester saw a small weasel looking creature. “Dude Why is that thing talking!?” Chester said pointing at the weasel cat thingy, much to Parker's dismay. “Chester, don't do that! It's rude!!” The weasel looked at the two men in shock, “What!? You aint supposed to be awake!” “Parker, we must be dreaming!” “No this has to be real, what even is this thing?” The Weasel looked at the two before shouting “I am no weasel I am Grim, The extraordinary wizard!” “Parker, we should get out of here!” *Insert fire* “Run Chester!” “Hurry Up!!”
*Library*
“Dude this has to be a dream!” Chester said to Parker nervously as another gust of blue fire flew by them. “I thought we lost it!” Parker responded. “Now humans! Unless you want to get burned to a crisp I suggest you-” Grim was cut off when something hit him in the head. “Mw-Yeow, What gives!” “Consider it tough love” The mysterious man said, As Parker and Chester looked at him in worry, this was probably one of the most normal people they've seen all month but… that's pushing it. *Inset that entire talking to Crowley thing bc im bored*
“Dude! How did we end up going to school, Again! Its like petey's playhouse all over again!” 'But Parker, we don't know how they feel about this.” “Dude we are going to college, A Magic college!” “This is all because you decided to go to help someone living in a dark forest with a carriage sighting!!” “Guys, let's not dilly dally, we have your orientation to attend.” Crowly said, leading Chester and Parker back towards the Mirror room. Chester and Parker continued to Argue with each other in there old married couple way.
