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Is This Really the True Twisted Wonderland?

Summary:

Chester and Parker were just fimling their next video, like they always do there was a Poor 18 year old girl living in the middle of the wods reporting a 'Emo Carriage' was stalking her, Despite Chester disagreeing to go, he still went and Parker kept rambling on and on about how they should still try to help this poor 18 year old girl. Did it end with them getting runned over? N-nooooooooooo totally not! Yeah you definitely caught my lie, they got run over by a carriage. now they have to survive this new twisted world which they realize is like a vacation for them, no monsters, no creepy black goop... or uhh... at least not for now.....

Notes:

Did Parker and Chester get another house call? Yeh. Who made it? They have no clue… but they said that there was this weird carriage going up and down the driveway every night… Despite Chester disagreeing to go, he still went and Parker kept rambling on and on about how they should still try to help this poor 18 year old girl. Did it end with them getting runned over? N-nooooooooooo totally not! Yeah you definitely caught my lie, they got run over by a carriage.

 

So you know how almost every monster they deal with has black goopy blood? what if it was blot/ink from over blots? what if all the negative feelings of twst were leaking into the human world as horrible monsters wanting to hurt humans? What if Chester and Parker were brought to Twst to patch the hole where blot was leaking through? The only reason of the being chosen is because of how theyve both been exposed to blot and consumed/had it in their body's? Y'know bc of the parasitic worm in Chesters skin that one dark web episode and there was black blood? and then in the newer video were Parker got thrown up on, and probaly got some of that in his mouth. you understand what i'm poking at.

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Prologue
“God, is it morning already? Wake up Chester- wait why are you in my bed?!” Parker asked, looking at the dark musky… box? That they were stuffed in. “Dude where are we?” Chester asked, looking back at parker. “Better hurry up and find that Uniform before someone sees me…” A Mystery voice said, diverting the two’s attention. “Dude where are we?” Chester asked nervously, his signature sunglasses framing his face. “Look dude, I don't know either" Parker replied. “What?!” Chester responded Upset. The unknown voice said something un noticeable between the two’s bickering before a large blue fire broke through the box like coffin. “WHaT tHe- Parker were on fire!?!!” “Wait… Chester! We aren't burning?” “We aren't?” The lid to the known coffin lid broke off as Parker and Chester saw a small weasel looking creature. “Dude Why is that thing talking!?” Chester said pointing at the weasel cat thingy, much to Parker's dismay. “Chester, don't do that! It's rude!!” The weasel looked at the two men in shock, “What!? You aint supposed to be awake!” “Parker, we must be dreaming!” “No this has to be real, what even is this thing?” The Weasel looked at the two before shouting “I am no weasel I am Grim, The extraordinary wizard!” “Parker, we should get out of here!” *Insert fire* “Run Chester!” “Hurry Up!!”

*Library*

“Dude this has to be a dream!” Chester said to Parker nervously as another gust of blue fire flew by them. “I thought we lost it!” Parker responded. “Now humans! Unless you want to get burned to a crisp I suggest you-” Grim was cut off when something hit him in the head. “Mw-Yeow, What gives!” “Consider it tough love” The mysterious man said, As Parker and Chester looked at him in worry, this was probably one of the most normal people they've seen all month but… that's pushing it. *Inset that entire talking to Crowley thing bc im bored*
“Dude! How did we end up going to school, Again! Its like petey's playhouse all over again!” 'But Parker, we don't know how they feel about this.” “Dude we are going to college, A Magic college!” “This is all because you decided to go to help someone living in a dark forest with a carriage sighting!!” “Guys, let's not dilly dally, we have your orientation to attend.” Crowly said, leading Chester and Parker back towards the Mirror room. Chester and Parker continued to Argue with each other in there old married couple way.