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Christmas pastry miracle

Summary:

Toji and Levi are one of the pastry with scribbled face on the windowsill and they hate each other. Due to the Chrismas miracle they gain ability to move. What will they do?

 

This is pure crack my sick mind have come up with as a joke.

Notes:

Sooo hi
I have no idea why you clicked this xddd
This came to my mind while studying fucking literature as I looked at windowsill beside me. Me and my roommates once took our hardened rolls and we gave them a face and stuck them in toilet paper rolls and them gave them some colorful lights.
This is second fanfic I have written in my life. For my english level I am extremely bad at writting no matter the language. I have not even read this after myself.

enjoy <3

Chapter Text

It was just a night as any others. UwU roll, Toji roll, and sleepy stickman roll were resting on their usual spot in their respective toilet papers right on the student’s dorm windowsill. Everything was normal except their new companion, the small Levi chocolate roll, who judgingly staring at the room. ‘‘Why the hell is this room so dirty?!’’, angrily scowled the chocolate pastry, ‘‘So many dust fucking everywhere! Even on me!!’’ he cursed as the others stared, only Toji slightly smirking at Levi’s suffering.

The Christmas came and so the occupants of the room visit their families and the window pastry is on their own. UwU roll decided to follow the sleepy roll and decided to spend all the time sleeping too. That left Toji and Levi alone, but none of them was speaking. Toji was having fun watching Levi cursing at dust gatheringon the shelves. Levi noticed him. ‘‘What are you staring at?’’ Levi snarled. Toji smirked, ‘‘I am just amused that you are a dwarf even as a pastry.’’ Levi rolled his eyes while muttering ‘‘I wish I could punch you’’ and continued to stare at the dusty room.

Little did Levi know that he used the word ‘wish’ during the Christmas Eve and by the next day it will come true.

Next day after up from his slumber he rubs his ey- WAIT? Rubs his eyes? With what? HANDS??!! HE HAS HANDS. He has hands. Okay. WAIT. He has legs too. WTF.

He jumps off the window and heads to the mirror to look at himself. Ok he’s just a normal chocolate roll with face and legs. With his newfound limbs he could finally clean this filthy room. But when he turns around Toji roll is right behind him.

How did he get behind me so quickly? I was just looking in mirror and he was sleeping and as just as I turned around, he’s behind me! His speed is match to mine. And he has limbs too. Pretty buff limb I must say. What am I thinking?

‘‘Well, I can finally fulfil my wish!’’ Levi said as he tried to punch Toji but tall roll was faster and pinned Levi to the ground. ‘‘Allow me first’’ Toji whispered as he out of nowhere pulled up his long crispy dick at size of half of Levi’s body. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOI-ahhh SHIT ahhh PULL shit THAT OUTTT AAAHHH!! chocolate roll screamed and moaned at the same time as the Toji plunged roughly deep inside. Levi struggled to get out of the tall hot muscular roll’s grasp but the painful pleasure of having something so massive intruding his lower half made his almost fall apart. He moaned loudly whole time. ‘‘Shhh don’t make much noise. You will wake the others. ‘‘Toji said smugly as he put his fingers in Levi’s mouth. Levi accidentally moaned more as he looked at the other two normal looking sleeping rolls at the windowsill. ‘‘So, you’re into that’’ Toji chuckled as he slapped Levi. ‘‘Then I will make you sing so much; you will wake entire street and then they will all come here and see how big whore you are for me.’’ Toji started to laugh crazily, he didn’t notice that Levi was able to free his mind from the shackles of pleasure and was planning something.

Toji roll was laughing when unexpectedly Levi switched them over. ‘‘Who’s laughing now you dirty piece of crap.’’ Levi whispered in Toji’s pastry ear as he sinked into him. ‘‘My turn.’’ chocolate roll said huskily.

They fucked entire night and day occasionally switching. They did it almost everywhere. In every bed, on every table, even in every closet leaving crumbs everywhere. Levi would be cursing at so much if he wasn’t busy by fucking flour of the Toji as if his life depended on it.

When they were both satisfied, Levi punched Toji in the face and fulfilled his wish. Next time he woke up, he was just an ordinally chocolate roll on the windowsill but since then Toji wasn’t rude to him.