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Burger place🔥 the best-reviewed birgir place in the city Kris and Mike to go! “Boy oh boy! I can’t wait to try these buger place!!!”Mike said, Kris nodded enthusiastically. Mike called a taxi. A taxi pulled up to the curb and a lady rolled down the window. It was Sarah Heathcliff. “Where do you boys wanna go?” She asked. “Burger Place!!!!” Mike yelled on accident, They hopped in the car and zoomed off to Burger Place. On the drive there, the radio was playing Funky Town. They were vibin. Mike and Kris paid Sarah $20 worth of change inside of a sock before getting out of the car.
They walked into Burger Pleace and waited to be seated because Burger Place was fancy, after foreverrr they finally were sat at a stinky little table in the corner. Kris and Mike looked at their menu’s “Wow so burger” Mike said! Kris nodded in agreement. Then the waiter walked up, “What can I get for you ladies?” Mike looked offended “Ladkies!!!? I am a big man! Grrrr” The waiter raised an eyebrow, “What are you growling for? Are you a furry🤔” Mike is angry he decides to ask for another waitress. “CAN I GET A NEW WAITER, THIS ONE CALLED ME A FURRY.” The host came to Mike and Kris’s tabe “Write away sir” the host dragged the waitress away from their table. Laterrr they get a new waiter and it’s a much nicer guy, “should we start with drinks?” Mike thought for a moment, “Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…….. Can I get the battery acid?” Mike and Kris looked at each other and communicated telepathically before Mike said “They’ll have the milk.” The waiter writes those down, “I’ll be back with your drinks in a minute!” Then he skated away on some really cool roller skates.
Exactly a minute later the waiter came back with their drinks “Here you guys go” he said setting the drinks down on the table “Can I take you burger orders?” Mike and Kris looked at the menus one final Mike ordered the double cheeseburger and he also ordered for Kris ordering a plain burger no cheese add pickles, it was very odd because it was only pickle burger and bun. The waiter skates away on his crazy roller skates and trips, in which he landed like a toddler in a grocery store. Mike gasped. The waiter stood back up and skated away in embarrassment. 5 minutes late they had burger but they gasped in shock the burger looked nasty ”ewww” Mike said. He got the waiters attention before he skated away. The waiter rolled back to the table “What seems to be the problem?” Sullivan asked (that was the waiter’s name). Mike ask, “Why do the burgers look like they have stage 5 cancer?” Sullivan looked at the burgers “what do you mean they look normal?”😬 Kris and Mike looked at eachother “I actually need to poo so uhm we will get the bill now” Mike said. Sullivan shrugged and gave the boys the bill. Uh oh it costed a lot and they gave their 20$ to Sarah for the car ride *gasp* Mike and Kris booked it out of the restaurant and Mike yelled an apology to Sullivan for stealing before they left. They stopped to catch their breath.
“Damn, Those burgers probably could’ve given me some kind of disease.” Mike sighed. Kris nodded. Kris then suggested something, telepathically, to Mike. Mike nodded in agreement. “Yeah! Let’s hit up Kurger Bing. but wait…… where will we get the money?!” suddenly a plane flew buy and lots of dollars fell out right into Mike’s hand. YIPPEEE, they can pay for their food now🎊 they walked to Kurger Bing. At kurger bing they got the best burgers they’ve ever had. It was now getting dark as they walked home but on their way back they saw something… It was Sullivan!!! They runned to him! “Hey Sullivan!” Mike yelled. He handed Sullivan some of the money he had and smiled, “Sowwe for running away earlier.” Sullivan looked shocked but then he smiled, “You boys are so nice. Thanks!” Mike and Kris went home to their separate homes and lived happily ever after for the rest pf that day… The end