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It’s five o’clock in the morning and your awoken by the sound of the doorbell. Your mom yells up to you to get ready you have no idea yet what is in store. You put your silky ginger hair into a messy bun and put on your favorite neon yellow lacy tanktop. You pick out a random pair or Jean shorts this one just so happening to have hello kitty on one of the back pockets. You go to grab your phone and get a text from your mom
“Hurry up and pack your things you won’t need much just a few changes of clothes and whatever hygiene products you may need”
Wtf you think I’m I getting sent to some sort of summer camp?? I mean I won’t mind then I at least will be boiling alive and having fun, I swear this Canadian heat is driving me crazy!!! You pack your things in a duffel bag and put in your favorite hot pink flip flops, you leave your bedroom and walk down the stairs to see you mom talking to JONGKOOK?!?
“Mom wtf you didn’t tell me BTS was here!!!!”
“Yeah well now you know… btw your being sold to them.”
“Mom WHAT THE EVERLIVING SHIT WHY?????”
“ I gotta pay off the house somehow” your mom says angrily.
After that within a secound your escorted out to a violet limo there are several parked outside. You step inside to find Barney the dinosaur?!? Wtf is he doing here you think, you will find out soon.
The car starts to drive heading straight for the Atlantic Ocean. What the hell you think to yourself what dose this driver think he’s doing!?!?? Just as you think your about to dye the car dosnt go under water, at that moment it transforms from limo to magic school bus. And you learn that crazy driver was actually a she.
“Miss. Frizzle?!?” You say in shock
“That’s my name don’t wear it out! You ready to learn about the economic downfall of the United States of America?!”
“ but I thought the USA was outlawed five years ago??”
“We’ll that’s what a lot of people think” Barney told you “but in actuality that just where all of us have been living a fugitives from the whole world”
Your in immense shock not only have you been sold to BTS the most wanted criminals of the world but will be living also w/ Barney the dinosaur and Miss. Frizzel two of the most notorious leaders of the Canadian drug cartel! Oh no wonder mom sold you to these people so probably made millions!! But that raises the question; why did these criminal masterminds what you??
“Where here!!” Miss. Frizzle said cheerfully as you exit the bus you see the White House and are hit with a chill down your spine by the DC air.
“Welcome to our home base” Barney says lighting a joint “this is where me and Frizzy over there have been living for the past decade”
“Yes! And we grow the weed in the back garden!” Miss. Frizzle says excitingly.
“Wa-wait I thought is was being sold to BTS not you?”
“Oh yeah well BTS isn’t exactly BTS anymore” miss.frizzle explains, “ ever since V’s betrail and Jimins death caused by it the group split up to become rival gangs. Of course Jungkook couldn’t Handel it and decided to run off over to DC and live w/ us”
“DONT YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT!!” Barney yelled at miss.frizzle, “ JUNKOOK MADE A LOGICAL DECISION FOR BOTH HIMSELF AND ME!!” Your befuddled by the addition of “and me” that Barney said but don’t have time to ask questions because you’re taken inside at the noise of a siren.
“We’ll shit,” Barney said passing the floor. “Looks like this months harvest will be a fucked over!”
Miss frizzle pulls you aside, “ how boat i take you to your new room!!” She says you fallow her down a flight of stairs and around a few corners. “ we may be drug sellers but I’m still a teacher and believe in a kids brain development! So I’ve set up the room furthest from both the farms and lab for you to stay in!” She sound proud of herself and you kind of glad the choice was made you had already been getting a migraine from Barney’s blunt. “Well here it’s is not only away from the drugs but also safely underground in case of attack! Well I’ll leave you to get settle in, here’s a map of all the major rooms I’ll be in the lab if you need me, but please if you do put a gas mask on from outside of the door befor you enter. And don’t be afraid to explore some as well!”