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Demon Slayer / KNY ✩ CHATFIC ( with ) INCORRECT QUOTES / HEADCANONS

Summary:

these people committing faggot and not being able to invite me ☹️

( tomioka turns into a demon au )

✩ personalities AREN'T canon from KNY ( demon slayer ) ✩

Notes:

✩ NICKNAMES ✩

✩ GIYUU - sexy insomniac
✩ SANEMI - bi road rage
✩ ZENITSU - tinky winky
✩ INOSUKE - dipsy
✩ NEZUKO - laa laa
✩ TANJIROU - po
✩ TENGEN - flamboyant himbo
✩ SHINOBU - small grimlen
✩ MUICHIRO - rainbow bookcase
✩ MITSURI - powerbuff girls
✩ KYOUJUROU - swaggie mcg
✩ GYOMEI - you guys are nasty
✩ GENYA - chaotic disaster
✩ KANAO - sapphic and may fight you
✩ OBANAI - mystery man
✩ AOI - yogurt

Chapter 1: my bad you scared me

Chapter Text

👊😔 𝘧𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘳𝘺

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙘 :
ㅤRAAAAAAAAAAA KYS 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯

𝙨𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙘 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 :
ㅤWHAT

𝙨𝙬𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙞𝙚 𝙢𝙘𝙜 :
ㅤHELP ??

𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙗𝙤 :
ㅤOut of nowhere 😭

𝙮𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙧𝙩 :
ㅤ💀💀

𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙮 :
ㅤGood morning ?

𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙚 :
ㅤGood morning

𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 :
ㅤGood morning

𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙗𝙤 :
ㅤYOU ALL SOUND LIKE ROBOTS WHY DONT YOU SPICE IT UP A LITTLE BIT ??

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙘 :
ㅤgood morning free loader 😡

𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙗𝙤 :
ㅤThat works too 😭

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙘 :
ㅤNO !!!!

𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙗𝙤 :
ㅤWHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ??

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙘 :
ㅤKYS

𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙗𝙤 :
ㅤWHAT DID I DO ??

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙘 :
ㅤy abd
ㅤMY
ㅤbad
ㅤyou scared me

𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣 :
ㅤman dont scare him like that

𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙗𝙤 :
ㅤI DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING TO SCARE HIM

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙘 :
ㅤshut your faggot ass mouth up and get a fucking grip

𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙗𝙤 :
ㅤHUH

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙘 :
ㅤmy bad you scared me again

𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙡𝙚𝙣 :
ㅤBro why are you so fucking quiet around most of us in person but you'll tell us your life story through here

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙘 :
ㅤbro at least i dont have to look down at you through here ☹️

𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙮 :
ㅤim not even shocked anymore

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙘 :
ㅤoh shit theres dr seuss fanfics
ㅤevery porn scene better fucking rhyme

𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙗𝙪𝙛𝙛 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨 :
ㅤOkay so some of us might be going to hell but I think Tomioka's going further

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙘 :
ㅤwe gotta read every fucking dr seuss fanfic !!!!!!

𝙥𝙤 :
ㅤi really shouldnt be surprised

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙘 :
ㅤi took my binder off and almost fell down the stairs ☹️

𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙮 :
ㅤAre you okay ?

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙘 :
ㅤyes
ㅤi ALMOST fell down the stairs i didnt go fight a demon
ㅤregardless my body is like a nokia phone dw

𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙮 :
ㅤWhat the ?

𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙘 :
ㅤdont worry about it

𝙡𝙖𝙖 𝙡𝙖𝙖 :
ㅤAll in favour of keeping Tomi-san away from stairs

𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣 :
ㅤi will square up with a staircase rn

𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙗𝙪𝙛𝙛 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨 :
ㅤYESSS