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Bakugou thought he knew what was getting into when started a serious relationship with the idiot Pave. Right now, at this very moment, analyzing the thoughts of his past self, wondered how naive he had managed to be in imagining a relatively normal relationship with Todoroki.
Naive was an understatement, he had been an idiot. How did the future number-one hero not foresee this scenario?
"We've been dating for a while, haven't we?"
"And?" He didn't bother to ponder the meaning behind the words, just continued reading his book, comfortably accommodated on the bed, not even dreaming that a dull Tuesday would become the purest chaos.
"We do what couples normally do, don't we?"
"As far as possible, half and half."
"As far as possible?" This time, Shouto got up from the chair and lay down with him. The extra weight next to him made the mattress sag and the scarlet eyes finally stared suspiciously at the bicolored orbs.
"Yeah, as much as possible" He repeated as if it were obvious "We are in the last year, we have to be cautious when we go to meetings outside the U.A. territory. You never know when there's some ass villain around the corner ready to put an end to your plans."
He frowned, not understanding shit anymore. He turned fully to his companion, both of them almost touching, breaths mingling, eyes locked on each other, and the book set aside.
It was good that Shoto had a great explanation to interrupt his reading of Percy Jackson.
"Well, I was talking to Kaminari and Sero this afternoon and-"
"Talking? Pavê, you were trying to communicate with a primitive species at best" He rolled his eyes, already losing ninety percent of the interest in the dialogue "The neurons of the stooges haven't evolved enough to talk as equals with ours."
"We're talking about intimate relationships, Katsuki."
Forget everything he said. He was one hundred percent interested in the dialogue.
"And what did the genius of Pikachu and masking tape tell you?"
"That it was something common between couples."
"That's kind of obvious"
"So why didn't we ever do it?"
Wow. Right to the point as always.
"That's…"Todoroki hesitated to continue, his shoulders hunching as if he were afraid "My fault?"
"What?"
"Is it my fault we never advance? " This time Shoto's tone didn't falter, his eyes filled with a new determination. A determination that Bakugou wanted to stick in the middle of the bicolor's butt.
"What the fuck? Advance? Do you think our relationship is a fucking game?" Breath . An annoying little voice in his head reminded him. During years of dating his classmate, Katsuki developed a new skill hitherto unknown to a good many of his friends.
The patience.
"What I'm trying to say is that we don't need sex to have a good fucking relationship" He sat on the bed, straightening his posture "Sex is just a part, some people don't even like it anyway."
"You are one of those people?" Nothing accusatory, just the adorable face of curiosity adorning his partner's glowing orbs. Holy shit, he really was in love, wasn't he? Only love was able to prevent Todoroki's murder at his hands.
"I never thought about that."
"Never thought about sex?
"I never thought deeply about having sex, fuck, making love, getting laid, screwing, or the shitty name people use" Bakugou snorted, throwing himself on the bed again "My only goal was always to be the number one hero, my head didn't have time for distractions, be it friendships of sycophants or dull lovers."
"But you made friends and got a boyfriend" Shoto couldn't contain his smirk as he commented and, unfortunately, Katsuki didn't have full control of his body to hide the blush.
"Because you insisted the fuck on the idea of entering my life."
"So you were overcome by tiredness?" Bakugou decided to ignore the question.
"Let's go back to the subject" The scarlet eyes gained even more intensity, making an urge to swallow dry arise in Todoroki "You brought this conversation with the two asshole because you wanted to?"
"I want?"
"Don't play dumb or I'll put a grenade in your face" Katsuki kneaded his boyfriend's face with one of his hands until his thin pink lips formed a pout "Do you want to fuck me or not?" A feeling of shame filled his entire body after spitting out the words. He knew his skin was starting to turn an unpleasant red, but he refused to give in to the urge to stick his face in a hole.
Todoroki's strong hands gently took him away from his face and lightly roamed her face until they stopped at the waist and pulled him closer. Now, with their legs intertwined and their hands resting on the bicolor's chest, Bakugou tried to maintain his authoritarian pretense and not get lost in his partner's lips.
"If you want to get laid, let's set limits."
"Limits? Are you insinuating something?"
Katsuki couldn't hide the sneer that formed on his lips.
" You who are very interested in this topic, knowing a nerd like you, I bet you already have some ideas in your head, isn't it half and half?"
"There's only one way to find out, isn't there?"