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Chapter 76: Of security and Kidnappings

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Chapter 76

 

Sasuke looks at his brother.

Then looks at the frankly ridiculous amount of paperwork that are scattered on the coffee table.

 

“Nii-san, what are you doing?”

“Creating new security protocols.”

“hmm ok.”

Sasuke goes to walk away but then a thought hits him, “You should make sure plant people cant get in too.”

 

His brother looks up, “this is a concern for the future?”

 

“Yep”

“I'll make sure its added.”

“Thanks nii-chan, you're the best.” he calls back and delights in his brothers soft smile.

…..................

 

The next day Sasuke awakens to find himself in a sack.

 

Really he cant believe his own bad luck.

 

Itachi is going to go crazy again and sprint into a mass murdering spree at this rate.

 

But who the heck grabbed him this time and what exactly do they want?

 

Sasuke doesn't have much time to contemplate this before he hears screaming and the sound of metal hitting metal.

 

There's a curse from the person holding Sasuke's sack as the man picks up speed. But the sound of hundreds of birds chirping has Sasuke perking up.

 

The chidori must hit whoever is holding him because there's a cut off scream and then Sasuke and his sack are being swung around onto someone else's back.

 

“Kakashi-sensei?” he asks and gets a hmm in acknowledgment.

“Can you drop me off with my brother? He's probably worried sick.”

“...Sure kiddo.”

“Can you also let me out of the sack?”

“mah I think we'll wait on that for a minute or so.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes:

Yes Itachi is in fact going ballistic on the kidnappers not to far away and Kakashi is absolutely not going anywhere near that lol