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Victors Youth
Winter olympics 2006
(There’s a first for everything. Age 17, entering an Olympic season, Victor glides out on the ice and takes his starting position.)
COMMENTATORS: Now representing Russia, Victor Nikiforov enters the ice. His theme of the year is “Vocaloid”.
(Romeo and Cinderella by Doriko begins to play overhead. Victor begins to glide across the ice, blades sweeping over one another as the introduction of the song carries out. The song intensifies and Victor launches into a quad flip from his back inside edge and lands flawlessly to land on the beat. Using his hands to gesture to the audience, he breaks out into short choreographic sequences with crossovers. As the chorus enters he launches into a triple axel and twizzles out.)
[VICTOR, INTERNAL MONOLOGUE: Everything I’ve worked for has led up to this performance. Every day spent on the ice, every night researching techniques, every ounce of blood, sweat, and tears I’ve put into getting to where I am today…. It’s all for you, my beloved Miku.]
(As the chorus ends Victor throws himself into a layback spin with a death drop entry. He continues and breaks out of the spin, crossing over the edges of the rink to enter his step sequence.)
COMMENTATORS, CONTINUATION : Nikiforov continues his free skate with a very fast tempo intricate step sequence. Nikiforov has previously stated that he wanted to include as many new different aspects to his choreography as possible this skating season, which is a huge task considering this is his very first Olympic competition!
(As the song enters its bridge, Victor’s step sequence transitions into a quad toe-triple toe combination, but steps out of his quad and doesn’t complete the combination.)
COMMENTATORS : Oooh! Nikiforov seems to have slightly stepped out of his quadruple toe-loop! Nikiforov’s Coach, Yakov Feltsman, can be seen along the side of the rink with his head in his hands, though appears to be peeking through his cheeky little fingers.
[VICTOR, INTERNAL MONOLOGUE, CONTINUATION : Shit. Do you think they noticed?]
(Continuing the program, Victor adds in a triple toe, triple loop combination to make up for the lost points. He executes the combination flawlessly and glides into a camel spin.)
COMMENTATORS : Excellent! Just what we like to see! A beautiful execution of a combination so tricky to most, but the 17 year old pulled it off without a sweat! Nikiforov plans to end his programme with a triple flip. Nikiforov has confessed to the public that one of his biggest weaknesses is his stamina. I bet the audience is wondering if he will manage to pull this off.
[VICTOR, INTERNAL MONOLOGUE: Yakov’s probably sweating bullets by now, jeez. C’mon, you’re almost done, hang in there…! For her…..! Miku!]
[AUDIENCE CHEERS AND MOANS]
(As the chorus enters its height in intensity, Victor launches himself into his final triple flip, taking off and landing with a slight wobble, landing on his inside edge instead of the outside.)
[AUDIENCE WINCES AND GROANS]
[VICTOR, INTERNAL MONOLOGUE: Damn! They better not take points for that! No, I can do better than this!]
(In an act of impulsion to surprise the audience, Victor throws himself into a triple salchow and lands it flawlessly, then instantly transitions into the final upright spin. The music finishes and Victor ends his program with his one arm outstretched and the other on his chest, in a dramatic fashion. Yakov can be seen from the side of the rink with his face in his hands, though unsure if it’s due to fear or anger. Thousands of Hatsune Miku plushies are thrown down onto the ice (as well as a few Taylor Swift's keychains and Lorax’s thrown in there) as Victor breaks from his final position to wave to the judges and the audience, taking a tired yet appreciative final bow. He scoops up a Miku plushie as he exits the rink, completely ignoring Yakov’s angered expression and giving the camera a peace sign and a beaming smile.)
VICTOR: Wow! I knew Miku would be a good choice! I told you Yakov, kids these days love her, just look at the audience!
YAKOV: YOU FUCKING FOOL. YOU FUCKING BAFOON. YOU’RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED IF YOU CONTINUE TO ADD JUMPS IN AT RANDOM. SCREW THE ANIME GIRL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR ANKLES???
VICTOR: Ankles, smankles! Now look at this plush, isn’t it adorable??!
COMMENTATORS: What a wonderful programme performed by a young rising skating legend. As Nikiforov and his coach wait in the kiss and cry for his scores, it’s now that we have the opportunity to fully focus on Nikiforov’s outfit. This was seemingly inspired by Nikiforov’s favourite film, The Lorax™.
The orange intricate designs covered in a variety of fire coloured feathers, topped off with an orange mesh sleeve, continuing over his right shoulder. We can only assume that the yellow spiralling detail on the back of Nikiforov’s one-piece is to not only demonstrate his constant spiralling mental health, but also the Lorax’s moustache.
(Viktor and Yakov pan across the screen, fearfully anticipating the results.)
SCORE ANNOUNCEMENT PRESENTATORS: Viktor was the last skater for the free skate, needing 308.74 points or higher to make the podium, and a further 317.36 points to take gold. Results are in, after Nikiforov scored a high of 149.78 points in his Short Skate and his additional 270.91 points from his Free Skate takes him up to a World Record of 420.69 points! Victor Nikiforov, aged 17 at his very first Olympics has taken first place and has won the Men's Figure Skating for the 2006 Winter Olympics!
[Somewhere in Japan, a young Yuuri is freaking out watching his idol.]
(“How Bad Can I Be?” by Ed Sheeran begins to play through the speakers of the arena)
VICTOR, PROUDLY DISPLAYING HIS GOLD OLYMPIC MEDAL: You guys!! Thanks for coming. I am the lorax, I speak for the trees, and I’d like to say a few words if you please. Regarding the story you are about to see, it actually happened, just take it from me. But there’s more to this story than what’s on the page, so please pay attention, while I set the stage. We open in Thneedville, a city they say was plastic and fake and they like it that way! A town without nature, not one living tree. So what happened to them? Que the music! Let’s see [You get the idea he recites the entire lorax script, playing every character, singing every song and acting out the characters.
Flashforward To VICTOR and YUURI again
March 19th, the year following the events of Yuri!!1 on ICE season 1
YUURI, sobbing: I remember that Vi-ctor…….. I got obsessed with Miku and The Lorax™ after that…. You really inspired me.
VICTOR: I know my darling. Солнишко. Золотце. Мой Лебов. All the other generic Russian pet names. Believe it or not, after I won that medal, something absolutely crazy happened……..
YUURI: Tell me, Victor. Tell me everything.
Victors Youth continuation 2
Winter olympics 2006
(Suddenly everything in the olympic arena goes white)
Suddenly, as everyone disappears from view and the room goes white, Victor, in his fashionable The Lorax™ inspired costume, sees a portal open from across the white void. He slowly approaches.)
VICTOR: Uh… Hello? Is this some kind of prank! Did I really do that bad that the figure skating gods had to banish me to hell?
(A figure exits the portal and all Victor needs to see is that iconic blue hair before he knows exactly who it is.)
VICTOR: HATSUNE MIKU????
MIKU: こんにちは、ビクター! (Hello Victor!)
VICTOR, FREAKING OUT: YOU’RE ACTUALLY REAL? I thought you were just an urban legend that lives in the depths of Youtube recommendation tabs and stan Twitter???
(Miku steps towards Victor, majestic blue hair swaying behind her as she approaches. Victor can’t help but look on in awe as his thought-to-be-virtual idol was standing in front of him!)
MIKU: I’m very much real, Виктор. And I’m here to see you! I need your help!
(Victor takes a moment to breathe. His idol asks him on an intergalactic mission for who knows what! He can’t believe it!)
VICTOR: How can I help, oh great one?
(Before Miku can answer, The Lorax™ steps out of the portal and skips to her side. Victor screams.)
VICTOR: THE LORAX??????????????
The Lorax™: Yes, it is I, the voice of the trees! Can you help Miku and I, pretty please?
VICTOR: OF COURSE OH GREAT ONES!
MIKU: Well you see… Yuuri Katsuki has been kidnapped!
VICTOR: Who’s Yuuri Katsuki?
MIKU: Your future husband.
VICTOR: OH MY.
The Lorax™: Yes, oh my indeed! He was kidnapped by the Onceler in an act of greed! We must retrieve Katsuki before it’s too late, and we must set the record GAY🏳️🌈!!!
MIKU: We must hurry! Victor, are you coming?
VICTOR: A chance to meet my future husband and see physical proof that I WILL in fact have an active love life?? Hell yes!
(Victor Nikiforov, Hatsune Miku, and The Lorax™ all enter the portal to save Yuuri Katsuki from the Onceler.)
[Ready for it?... (Taylor's Version) starts playing and the title text shows up]
(The three exit the portal and find themselves in a zoo…?)
[BBTV instrumental still plays in the background]
VICTOR: Um, Miku? Why are we in a zoo?
MIKU, POINTING IN THE DISTANCE: Because this is our first clue to finding Yuuri!
(In the distance is Yuri Plisetsky and Kagamine Len. Yurio seems to be attempting to beat up Len with his fists and Len is defending himself with banana nunchucks.)
YURIO, CALMLY WHILE CONTINUING TO THROW PUNCHES: Oh, hey Victor.
VICTOR: Yuri Plisetsky? Aren’t you supposed to be, like, 4 or something?
YURIO: Naw, I’m from another timeline set ten years in the future. YOU, however, are actually old as hell in my timeline lol, near death may I add. 28 is ancient- OOF!
(Len lands a hit in his stomach, then stops to smile and wave at Miku and Victor.)
LEN, CONTINUING TO BEAT YURIO UP WITH HIS NUNCHUCKS: Haiiiii!!!1! ^_^
MIKU: Len, what have I told you about fistfighting other blonde 14-year-olds who look like you?
(Len begins to tie up their hair in a dutch braid.)
LEN: Well, Rin was eaten by a giraffe so who else was I supposed to fight? And I’m not even using my fists! This guy is right here, and he’s got a punchable face!
YURIO: Oh, you little!-
The Lorax™: You two please stop the fighting now! We need to find Yuuri Katsuki, but we don’t know how!
(Yurio stops fighting to look at Victor.)
YURIO: Ohhhhh, you’re looking for the piggy! Yeah, last time I saw him he was with some weird guy who called himself The Onceler? He went down the path and through another portal. You’ll see Chris down there, he might know where he went. Hope you find your husband, old man.
LEN: Yeah, and you’ll probably run unto Luka too! Good luck!
(Yurio and Len continue to brawl in the middle of the zoo while Victor, Miku, and The Lorax™ continue down the path into the next portal for their next clue. Going through the next portal, the three of them find themselves in a nightclub. There’s a sign on the wall that says “Luka Luka Night Fever” and the club is empty except for Luka and Chris at a table sharing drinks.)
CHRIS: Honestly, metric is so much more efficient! Like what’s the deal with inches, am I right?! Hahah!
LUKA, TAKING A SIP FROM HER DRINK: Oh my god, I know right? It’s so- oh! Miku, hiii!
(Miku, Victor, and The Lorax™ approach Chris and Luka. Victor stares at Chris.)
VICTOR: Christophe Giacometti???? Aren’t you younger than me?????? Why do you have a beard and are shockingly attractive???
CHRIS: Different timeline, Victor. Wow, I thought the little Russian tiger would have told you that already. But yes, I’m at the ripe age of 25…. I would KILL to be a young, free soul again.
LUKA: Oh Chris, you’re still young and free! Trust me, if anything the real old Victor was in your timeline. 28??? HA!
VICTOR, INTERNAL DIALOGUE: Why does everyone keep saying I’m old, I’m literally 17…
LUKA: Anyways, you’re looking for Yuuri right? Yeah he passed through earlier with some dude. He was yelling and screaming but we thought 'Hey, that guy who's taking him seems to be nice' so we just let them go.
The Lorax™: Wow, do you have another glass? I think I need a drink because damn, you’re a dumbass!
MIKU: Why would you let them go?!?
CHRIS: Because we’re busy, darling. Can’t mess up these nails, just got a mani pedi.
VICTOR: Good god- Okay, where can we find this Yuuri guy?
CHRIS: Down the hall and to the left. There’s a portal in that room. You’ll probably run into Mari and Meiko there. Rumor has it they’re on a date..! And Victor honey, don’t talk about your husband as just “some guy.” He’s your world, in case you forgot.
(Chris starts making out with Luka)
CHRIS: My ass is hers now. *heart explosion effects*
VICTOR: Wah- CHRIS!
CHRIS: Go find Yuuri and forget me, you guys are meant for each other.
MIKU: Alright, thanks Luka, thanks Chris!
LUKA AND CHRIS: Au revoir!
(Victor, Miku, and The Lorax™ go down the hall and to the left, entering the portal behind the door for, hopefully, their last clue. The trio exit the portal and enter a well-lit city square. It’s not too packed, there’s restaurants lining the square with a large fountain in the middle. Trees are scattered around and string lights are hung between them. On a bench are Mari Katsuki and Meiko, holding hands and sharing a pastry. On the next bench are vflower and Otabek Altin, the two of them hovering over Otabek’s phone listening to Villain by teniwoha.)
MIKU: Oh hey! Meiko and vflower!
(Meiko and Mari look over to Miku, Victor, and The Lorax™)
MEIKO: Hello!
MARI: Damn, Victor. I knew the botox would catch up with you someday. You look like an actual child.
VICTOR: THAT'S BECAUSE I- oh my god.
(Vflower and Otabek look up from the phone and both wave. Otabek gives Victor a concerned look.)
VFLOWER: Oh my gosh hey! What are you all doing here? And The Lorax™? It’s an honor sir!
The Lorax™: Pleased to meet you, miss! We’re looking for a man named Yuuri Katsuki, the one who Victor, in a future timeline, would kiss!
VICTOR: what
OTABEK: Oh Katsuki, yeah we saw him over by the fountain maybe 20 minutes ago with some guy who called himself the Onceler. Maybe Mari knows where they went? Now if you excuse me-
(Otabek stands up and begins to walk away screaming the lyrics to Villain while bringing vflower with him.)
OTABEK AND VFLOWER, DISTANTLY: I WEAR DIFFERENT CLOTHES AND PRETEND TO BE A BOY IN FRONT OF YOU, DEAR DR. DURAN DURAN PLEASE COME PICK ME UP TO SOMEONE I DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M ALREADY A VILLAIN OH MY CRAZY VILLAIN VILLAIN
MEIKO: Sorry, no idea who Yuuri was with. But he didn’t look too happy about where he was going…
MARI: Yeah, he was cursing the guy out ‘n shit. Hilarious, not gonna lie. But if I were you I’d look and see if that guy has a house or something? There’s another portal down the street, try going through there.
MIKU: The onceler does have a tower!
The Lorax™: It’s settled then! Let us go to the Onceler’s den!
VICTOR: Thank you guys!
(The three turn to go to the nearest portal but Mari stops to grab Victor’s arm. Confused, he turns back to look at her.)
MARI: Hey, Victor.. I know everyone you’ve seen so far has been saying stuff about you and Yuuri and you don’t even KNOW him in your timeline, but just know that he loves you very much. Even though you’re ten years younger than the Victor he loves, he grew up watching you in the light and will be thrilled to see ANY Victor. He misses his one back home. So go and save him, okay?
VICTOR, SMILING SOFTLY: Of course. Anything for my future Yuuri.
(An instrumental snippet of Lover by Taylor Swift starts playing but it is suddenly interrupted because this isn't 2019. Victor turns to catch up with the group and the three of them enter the final portal to the Onceler’s tower, where Yuuri is right around the corner. Victor, Miku, and The Lorax™ exit the final portal. They come upon a tall, cartoony looking house that definitely isn’t structurally sound or architecturally accurate.)
The Lorax™: Well, here it is! The Onceler’s tower where he does his bizz!
VICTOR: Yeah, no, this can’t be real. How is that even standing?
MIKU, WHISPERING: Don’t question it.
(The Lorax™ moves towards the house and Victor and Miku follow hesitantly.)
The Lorax™, BANGING ON THE DOOR: Onceler, my fellow! Come out and release Yuuri or I'll turn you into a marshmallow-!
(The door opens from the banging and the trio step inside. Inside is not a cartoonish looking house, but an apartment that definitely doesn’t belong there. It’s full of books wall to wall, various plants, and a single couch. There are doors on the opposite wall that lead to other rooms.)
MIKU: Nobody home? Victor, do you recognize this place?
VICTOR: Noo???
The Lorax™: This is yours, Victor, your future home! For this place you had to take out a loan!
VICTOR, CONFUSED: Since when did I read this much….?
MIKU: Come on, we must find Yuuri! Maybe through this next door!
(The three enter through the next door and find themselves in a skating rink. On the ice is the name “ICE CASTLE” and a mascot character. They look around for Yuuri, but no sign.)
VICTOR: Another door! Keep going!
(The group continues through the next door and enters what seems to be a hotel room. Victor recognizes it as overlooking Barcelona, Spain. The three continue through the doors, going through competition venues, various different hotels, what seems to be different countries, and finally land in a small tiny room situated in what seems to be a Japanese onsen resort. In the room is a treadmill and a shrine with a photo of a boy and a dog. In the corner of the room is Yuuri and the Onceler!)
MIKU: Yuuri! Victor look!!
VICTOR, WHO DOESN’T ACTUALLY KNOW YUURI YET: Oh-... Yuuri…!....?
(Yuuri spots Victor and his face has an expression of joy, fear, and overwhelming confusion..? Lover starts playing again, but remember, this isn't 2019.)
YUURI: Oh my god, Victor??? Wait, VICTOR??? Wha-Why are you like 16???
MIKU, The Lorax™, and VICTOR: Different timeline.
THE ONCELER: Mwahhahahah! Your precious Yuuri is MINE! You’ll never get him back and he’ll live in an eternal hell for the rest of his miserable life! MWAHAHAHA- OH SHI-
(Suddenly, bursting through the wall of the room like it’s made of paper, the Kool Aid Man punches the Onceler to the ground, forcing him to release his grip on Yuuri!)
EVERYONE: KOOL AID MAN??????
KOOL AID MAN: OOOOOHHH YEAHHH!!!!!
EVERYONE: AND A BOING MASCOT?
BOING'S STRAWBERRY MASCOT: yea
(Without missing a beat, Kool Aid Man grabs the now unconscious Onceler by the collar and throws him over his shoulder. He takes him and exits back through the hole he made in the wall. He goes back and tries to place the broken pieces of the wall back into place, fails miserably, and then disappears with the Onceler, saving Yuuri from his wrath.)
The Lorax™: Well-
YUURI, HYSTERICAL: VICTOR RR-RR-RRR!!!
(Yuuri latches onto Victor and hugs him tightly, placing his hands on his cheeks and pinching them.)
YUURI: I honestly- hic- h-have no idea why you’re so young but just thank you for saving me, Victor!
VICTOR, WHO STILL DOES NOT ACTUALLY KNOW YUURI: Uhhh….. Is there? I’m glad I could help, but the Kool Aid Man did all the work honestly.
YUURI: I DON'T CARE!!1!!!
MIKU: Well now that we have Yuuri, we can return you, Victor, to your timeline.
(The Lorax™ farts.)
The Lorax™: Beg your pardon. Please continue.
(Everyone stares at The Lorax™. Silence fills the room for an uncomfortable amount of time before Miku clears her throat to continue.)
MIKU: It’s time to go back home, Victor.
(A final portal is created behind the group and they all step through, now back in the original white void where Victor met his idol Hatsune Miku for the first time. Already in the white void is Yurio, Len, a giraffe [the one that ate Rin], Chris, The Lorax™, Luka, Mari, Meiko, Otabek, vflower, and Kaito [who wasn’t invited but showed up anyways]. Victor stares at all the friends he made along this surreal journey.)
VICTOR: Well I guess this is goodbye then….?
The Lorax™: This has been fun.
MIKU: It has, yes. We must return you to your timeline before you get infected like the last Victor who passed through here…
VICTOR, CONFUSED: Last Victor???????
YUURI: My Victor…. He- he- *chokes on a sob* He was infected…..
VICTOR: With…?
YUURI, HOLDING BACK TEARS: ……ligma…..!
The Lorax™: Not ligma… That disease is bad and unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better.
VICTOR: Welp, better leave before I get that!
(Yuuri moves to give Victor a hug, and Miku, The Lorax™, and the rest of the cast follow for a big group hug.)
VICTOR: Thank you guys. For everything. This truly seems to be the height of my ice adolescence, huh?
(Everyone lets go, but Victor holds onto Yuuri’s hand for a little longer.)
VICTOR: I know I don’t really know you yet in my timeline, but when I meet you, I’m going to cherish the time we have together. You, Yuuri Katsuki, are the love of my life. My life, my love, my everything. I can’t wait to meet you. Wait for me, okay?
(And with that, Victor lets go of Yuuri’s hand and everyone but Victor exits back through the portal. Victor is left alone in the white void, wondering what comes next. Before he can dwell for too long, the white void begins to fade and he now finds himself back in the competition venue, in his The Lorax™ inspired costume, sitting in the kiss and cry. Victor had never felt so alive.)
[“How Bad Can I Be?” by Ed Sheeran is still playing in the arena]
Flash forward back to present day
MARCH 2017
(By the end of the retelling Victor had grown very tired and weak.)
VICTOR, PANTING: And they all lived happ-
YUURI, PANICKING: And they what Victor?? And then what??
(Victor laid motionless on the bed. Yuuri frantically put a hand to his neck, searching for a pulse, but alas could not find one. Yuuri sobbed, and sobbed, and sobbed.)
YUURI, THINKING OUT LOUD: Victor had known all along he would get Ligma? Right from when he was 17 years old? We should have known when your hairline started receding!!!!!!!
(After this traumatic revelation, Yuuri spent his evening sobbing beside Victor's body. Thinking of what Victor had experienced. And how it was still only just beginning.)
[Wake Me Up Inside from evanescence plays tragically in the background]
-VICTOR'S DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT ARC-
MARCH 2017
NEWS PRESENTERS: Unfortunately we have to announce the death of Victor Nikiforov (1989-2017), a 28 year old living legend in the figure skating community. Victor was noted for his consistent wins in the Grand Prix Championships. It is reported that Nikiforov suffered from a horrible, untreatable disease called Ligma. Ligma is a disease heard to be on the rise, and the figure skating star spent his final months advocating for Ligma Awareness and raising money to help the many doctors fighting against Ligma. In his final days, Nikiforov revealed he wanted the world to know about his worst symptoms of Ligma, he stated, 'Ligma is a hard thing to deal with for a variety of reasons. One of the main and most heard of symptoms is having massive voluptuous boobies.' Nikiforov stated that this caused him to regularly require new shirts, and the disposal of his old ones. He also informed us that he had the desired urge to ‘constantly have my boobs out!’
(at this moment, someone in the studio proceeds to shout “DAAMN”)
NEWS PRESENTERS: Another symptom Nikiforov struggled with was an inflamed ego. He himself decided not to add any additional comments regarding this symptom, however his late husband, Yuuri Katsuki whom was beside Victor in his final moments, has informed TMZ that Victor had always had a “rather large ego” therefore cannot confirm nor deny whether this is classified as a symptom of Ligma, or just a personality characteristic. We have some statements from Nikiforovs friends about how much they admired the living legend, here they are….
YURI PLITSESKY, SPEAKING ON A LARGE TELEVISION: Victor kinda sucked, and his farts really smelt. I don’t really care if he's dead. He’s probably in one of his holiday villas and has done this as a publicity stunt to see if his fans would miss him or not.
NEWS PRESENTERS: We apologise for that clip, here is one of the more positive statements..
YUURI KATSUKI, SPEAKING ON A LARGE TELEVISION: *sob* I-I really *sob* loved *sob* v..vict-
[HORNS BLARING] [SIRENS EVERYWHERE] [CARS CRASHING] [FIRE ALARMS] [GLASS SHATTERING] OH MY GOD [DISTANT EXPLOSION] FUCK [GUNSHOTS] [CAR SCREECHING] [DEAFENING CHAIR SQUEAK] [CRASHING] [FIRE ERUPTS] [EXPLOSION] MY LEG… [POLICE SIRENS] [BABY WAILING]]
NEWS PRESENTERS: It appears we are experiencing some audible feedback on that recording. Our final statement is from the person most dear to Nikiforov. Nikiforov had stated that “[He] has always been my biggest inspiration. The way he presents himself and moves with elegance really encouraged me to become a figure skater from such an early age. Once, long before I was diagnosed with ligma, I felt as though I was in this alternative universe and he came up to us and he verbalised “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better.” it really changed my entire mindset about life and my disease.”
The Lorax™ SPEAKING ON A LARGE TELEVISION: I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees, I’d like to say a few words if you please…
(There is a dramatic pause.)
The Lorax™, SPEAKING TO SOMEONE OFF SCREEN: Victor did not really die from Ligma…. He was actually killed by E-10…
YUURI KATSUKI, OFF SCREEN IN The Lorax™ 's HOUSE: Who is E-10???
The Lorax™, LAUGHING MENACINGLY: E-10 DEEZ NUTS!
(The Lorax™ is seen being brutally punched by a hand from someone off camera just before the screen goes black and cuts out. Due to his small debut in The Lorax™ statement, the media will go on to suspect that this certain someone was the one and only Yuuri Katsuki. Before the camera cuts, The Lorax™ is heard humming History Maker by Dean Fujioka.)
NEWS PRESENTERS, SHEDDING TEARS: He was also the biggest Hatsune Miku fan before he fell victim to….ligma…. And that’s all for tonight's 10PM news. Goodnight.
♪News 39 (woah woah)♪
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