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sailor senshi -- off-topic
rei ()
okay, so who came up with our costumes? I want to lodge a complaint against them
ami ()
why?
rei ()
they really fucked me over
rei ()
I'm still nursing a twisted ankle because they gave me fucking stilettos
rei ()
and you guys all got boots
mina ()
I don't get boots
rei ()
you get a thicker heel and a strap to keep them on
rei ()
I'd trade you that in a hot second
makoto ()
at least your colors go together
makoto ()
yeah, they gave you bad shoes, but they gave you the best color coordination
makoto ()
purple and red look cool
makoto ()
I'm here with pink and green, who thought that was a good idea?
usagi ()
at least you get an outfit change
usagi ()
mine is basically my school uniform with a slightly shorter skirt and some little ornaments in my hair
usagi ()
what a letdown
mina ()
tbh I just enjoy having a proper uniform and no mask
mina ()
I don't know how tuxedo mask does it, I was losing my mind by the end there
makoto ()
you were famous when you were wearing a mask
makoto ()
you had video games made about you
makoto ()
my sympathy is limited
mina ()
video games I never got any royalties for
mina ()
I could use that money
ami ()
that's actually a really good point, mina
ami ()
they're exploiting your not being able to come forward and give up your identity to make money
ami ()
someone should really address those loopholes
mina ()
that's what I'm saying
rei ()
want me to put a curse on them?
usagi ()
yes
luna ()
no curses on people
mina ()
artemis wants to know how you're typing and on what
luna ()
a lady never tells her secrets
ami ()
I've actually also been thinking it was an odd choice for us all to keep the same hairstyles
ami ()
especially usagi - it's so distinctive, I don't know how no one's noticed it
rei ()
especially with all that crying
usagi ()
hey!
usagi ()
actually, you know what? I can't even argue with that
usagi ()
it's like they don't even know me
mina ()
I mean, I think we just keep our normal hairstyles
ami ()
usagi's pen will change her hair temporarily, so it's theoretically possible for them to pull off
mina ()
fair
rei ()
also, they're pens that transform us so we can use literal magic
usagi ()
you can always use magic
rei ()
what I do when I'm normal is very different from shooting a fireball out of my hands
usagi ()
okay, yeah, that's true
rei ()
and the point is, you couldn't tell me that a temporary hair change is beyond them even without usagi's pen
ami ()
at least you all have useful attacks
ami ()
I make bubbles so monsters can't see
ami ()
if I was stuck alone I'd be toast, the rest of you can at least defend yourselves
makoto ()
maybe they just figure that you're too smart to get stuck alone
mina ()
that's not always about brains, though
mina ()
sometimes it's just luck
mina ()
or necessity
rei ()
mina, there was a long time where we were clearly still out there and you stayed sailor v rather than joining us
rei ()
stop acting like you weren't a lone wolf by choice
mina ()
it wasn't the right timing yet
rei ()
mina ()
artemis is backing me up but can't type it
makoto ()
why do you get a cat in the first place?
makoto ()
like, usagi makes sense, but maybe the rest of us want guardian cats to help us out
rei ()
at least you could get a normal cat if you wanted
rei ()
I couldn't, it might eat my crows
makoto ()
at least you have crows
makoto ()
it's really just me and ami who were totally shut out of the magic pet game
usagi ()
ami has a pet computer
usagi ()
that's sort of similar, right?
mina ()
I think that's a different category of thing
mina ()
unless you want to claim that your transform pen is also a pet
makoto ()
honestly, though, one of my complaints is no kneepads
makoto ()
it's so easy to injure ourselves, and it's not like transforming back heals us from everything
ami ()
I do wish the skirts were less short
ami ()
pockets would be helpful
rei ()
at least you can use your boots to hold things
rei ()
I have nothing unless I want to carry a fucking purse while I'm transformed
usagi ()
I don't know, that could look pretty cool
rei ()
I need mobility, not a purse to hold my id and some cash
mina ()
I'm with you
mina ()
I'm about one step away from fitting artemis with a little backpack or something
usagi ()
ohhh, that's a great idea
luna ()
absolutely not, usagi
usagi ()
come on, luna
usagi ()
keeping things in my boots is distracting, and I need all my attention on fighting monsters
luna ()
no
luna ()
you don't need an ID and cash to fight monsters, you're not going out to get ice cream afterward as sailor scouts
luna ()
and what if it fell out of your pocket?
mina ()
then we're crime-fighting thieves
mina ()
or the monsters stole the ids, we're just returning them to their rightful owners
makoto ()
that's certainly a cover story
rei ()
a terrible one
rei ()
seriously, who do I talk to about new shoes?
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