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Maxine’s part:
One calm evening in mondstadt.... someone named Barbatos or maybe you can say.. 'Venti the Bard' is fucking drunk that bithc do be twerking at the tavern rn..
Qloudii/Seiko’s part:
While the drunk bard was twerking away at teh tavern, a certain funeral director from Liyue took notice. ‘Such a flat ass’, the brown haired woman thought. She’s never seen such flat ass after being accompanied with her co-worker, Mr. Zhongli, who always has such a fat ass. While the funeral director secretly shamed the young lad, the bard stopped twerking and went to the bartender, Diluc, for a refill for a bottle of the luxurious liquid known as, Dandelion wine.
Kjae’s part:
Hu Tao was in Diluc's bar to beg some mora from Diluc. She saw a drunkyard whos a fucking bard, so wasted that she fucking slapped the hell out of him LMAO LOZER VENTI!! anywho, Hu Tao then left before pulling a prank on the drunkyard bard. Venti had woken up from the headache, he was regretting -- at the same time not -- drinking diluc's good booze. Diluc had always seen Venti and got tired of his appearance so he didnt fucking care about him anymore as he let him be #emo. Venti was shock to see his face full of drawings, he then saw a signature saying "Regards, Hutao" he was fuming as if he was thomas lMOAASGD99G9D99CB holy shit that was corny,, anyways he got so mad that he went to find Hu Tao. Finally, he saw that shorty who pulled a prank on him. HE FUCKING YANKED HER HAIR OMG WTF HU TAO SLAMMED HIS BODY TO THE GROUND