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2021-03-09
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2021-12-21
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Devildom Mixture

Summary:

A collection of one-shots and bullet fics.
Probably finished as I don‘t have the motivation to finish my OM! drafts and that‘s unlikely to change.

Notes:

Description in the title, just like in every good thing in the Devildom.
Saw this trend everywhere and just had to do my own take,even if I was kind of late.
Includes the seven bothers, the royal tiddies with servant, a cheap Draco Malfoy copy, the walking bible study and a chihuahua (as boy and friend).

Chapter 1: I suddenly got turned into a sheep because Solomon is a beech and now I gotta find out how my boyfriend(s) reacts- the Saga

Chapter Text

Luci

  • “...Just how much trouble can you attract?”
  • Normally, his protective mode is at 95%. Seeing you, his already vulnerable human, as a tiny sheep? Protective mode sets to a number to big for the human brain
  • Ready to tear Solomon into pieces, but decides to wait until you’re back to normal (after all, revenge is best served cold. And no one said he wouldn’t send Solomon a few threats per text...)
  • That shadyass wizard should run, not even Mammon will ever face a punishment as severe as those Lucifer has in mind
  • IMMEDIATELY has you in his arms, draped in his coat, excused from RAD and locked in his room
  • Will only let you out under his supervision, he’ll be damned if he let’s anyone or anything harm you
  • Teases you endlessly, swears you just got dumb(er)
  • Calls you his tiny sheep
  • Lets you lay in his lap while he quickly finishes his work for the day
  • Plays the piano and laughs when you “dance”

Mammoney

  • would absolutely love to spend time with you and give you hugs and kisses like you’ve never seen before
  • takes you to a modeling shot and convinces you to take a few pics together (totally not doing that for the money)
  • might lose you once or twice during the way
  • so obviously you have to chew on his hair as revenge
  • “Oi! What are ya dumb human-sheep-thing thinking?!”

Leviachan

  • Takes thousands of pics, but won’t share them with anyone
  • Has you inside his room, refusing to share you with his brothers

Catan

  • will search for a cure for you first, but after seeing how cute you are he pretends to not have found anything and that you’ll have to wait it out
  • (of course you see through it)
  • is seriously torn in an inner debate whether cats or lambs are better

Assmodeus

  • Has the audacity to THANK Solomon
  • Naturally, you poke him with your horns
  • Screams that he will get holes in his clothes, so you calm him down by rubbing your soft body against him and making (somewhat) reassuring bleating noises
  • Overwhelmed with your cuteness, starts cooing you and showers you in praise and compliments
  • “Aren’t you just the cutest little thing?! Look how soft you are, my precious little lamb!”
  • Starts recording every.single.minute.
  • You getting overwhelmed with these new instincts and chewing grass? Captured for everyone to see
  • Your angry bleating noises when seeing Solomon? You running at him and trying to use your horns to stab that beech to death? One of Asmos top posts on Devilgram
  • When the first excitement died down a little, he drags you into his room
  • Setting you gently on his bed, he disappears into his walk-in closet
  • (Not explicitly canon, but look me in the eye and tell me our fancy boi wouldn’t have one. You can’t.)
  • You just couldn’t help yourself. Nestled into his warm bed, surrounded by the intoxicating smell of all the beauty products and of something uniquely Asmo, after all the adrenaline from your transformation had you quickly lulled to sleep.
  • Asmo rushed back into the room, with bundles and bundles of unused fabric in his hands and ready to voice his excitement
  • But he stops dead in his tracks when he sees you sprawled out so cutely on his bed
  • Putting the things in his arms aside, he grabs his DDD and snaps a few pictures...But those won’t find their way outside of his eyes
  • When you wake up, you find yourself pressed against Asmos side, who was playing with his phone
  • Smiling, he gives you a little kiss on the top of your fluffy head and starts gushing about how soft you are
  • Not caring about your current form or the horns he pulls you closer for your usual post-nap cuddles
  • Afterwards he becomes a monster
  • He pulls you into Levi’s room and reveals that you need to look absolutely fashionable in this form as well
  • They both have to chase you as you try to run away (modeling for hours wasn’t exactly how you imagined your day), Levi screaming about his precious merch getting destroyed and Asmo screaming for his make-up
  • But sadly, your tiny lamb legs are no match for the two ferocious demons using your poor body for their own pleasure :(
  • Asmo provided the fabric and ideas, so Levi had sewn tons of clothes
  • The first thing they did was sewing you a cosplay of Ruri-chan, which was the payment Levi demanded from Asmo for his help
  • Levi legit cried when you wore it
  • Of course, this embarrassing dark stain in your life wouldn’t go undocumented..
  • It was the first of many posts of a Devilgram Account Asmo started precisely for this reason

Beefy Boy

  • Only glares at Solomon, but let’s his brothers handle the revenge
  • Tries to get you out of harm's way
  • Worries about your food the most and spends the first minutes in the internet trying to figure out what to feed you
  • carries you around everywhere

Cowboy

  • You’re his new pillow. Not allowed to move at all
  • will be genuinely sad when you turn back and asks Solomon to do that again
  • fuckin TRAITOR
  • the way you bleated at him after being a sheep (again) would make people think he did something terrible....Like murdering you

Royal tiddies

  • Laughs.
  • You, his beloved, his treasure, the most important thing in his life, got HARMED. Solomon endangered your life, you were suffering, dying, finally leaving this cruel world and the arms of your beloved…
  • And he has the audacity to laugh.
  • Even when you bleat at him that your nemesis deserves to get thrown into jail for committing such a crime at you, he laughs
  • He loves seeing every side of you, so he quite enjoys seeing you stomp around
  • In his joy, he picks you up and presses your soft body against his chest. Suddenly you don’t complain anymore (honestly no one would do that, the royal tiddies are heaven in hell)
  • Has a secluded part in the gartens prepared where you can follow your instincts freely without anything harming you
  • Works outside for the time, claims seeing you play around as sheep motivates him
  • In fact, he finishes his work extremely quick and spends his free time coddling you

Servant

  • Gets his first holiday in centuries and is happy to spend it with you
  • Caters to everything you need, not needing a single word to understand you
  • even if you're being ridiculous like stomping around and chewing at the ground he will just have a stoic face and will follow you like a shadow
  • but inside HE'S DYING, HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS IT

cheap Draco Malfoy copy

  • laughs, even when you attack him
  • refuses to re-do the effect and tells you to just wait until it wears off
  • acts confused when you don’t want his cooking
  • “Ahh, my bad, you can’t eat this now. Don’t worry, I’ll put it in the fridge so you can get it after the spell wears off”
  • Every time you cause trouble, he threatens to transform you into a different animal
  • Normally not the type for regular cuddles, but you just needed some reassurance (and you were just too damn soft-)

Walking bible study

  • not openly mad at Solomon, but let’s just say that he’s never gonna dare to mess with you again <3
  • “Looks like I chose the right pet name after all…”
  • Seriously considers making a OVA for TSL where the brave hero Henry turns into a lamb
  • (don’t tell Levi though, he’d be too disappointed if it doesn’t happen and too excited if it did happen)
  • persuades Lucy to let you stay at Purgatory hall for a while

Bonus:
Chihuahua

  • somehow claims that it’s the fault of demons
  • sad he can’t bake for you
  • ONLY until he does a quick Internet research and decides to make a cake out of things you can eat
  • like grass, carrots, the souls of your tormentors, forbs...
  • somehow this... creation still tastes better than any of Solomons cooking