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"Good morninnnnggggggg Web head" Tony said laughing as he pulled the sheets off of peter. Smiling evily!
"Oh my god tony why?!!? Let me sleep, you know us humans need sleep to function normally unlike you" Peter groaned as he rolled back into the sweet, sweet warmth of his pillows and blankets.
Tony seems to forget this grown 26 year old acts like a child sometimes its adorable.
"Haha cute, I function norm-well enough! Up !! Come on we have a mission."
"Oh who? and where is it. can it wait??"
"No. Here in New York its a planned hyst so UP and not more info until you deal with your disgusting morning breath and hair, UP!" He started pulling peter off the bed and peter was trying to hold onto something in his half sleepy state.
Tony succeeded and he fell off the bed into an array of messy limbs.
Peter glared at Tony as Tony smiled laughing a little bit. "Urgh fineeee!"
Peter groaned as he rolled onto his back, "Ew bright, Jarvis turn lights down to 62% and blinds to half light please"
"Hurry UP!" Tony said as he left closing the door behind him, turning on all the lights.
"Yes, Mini Bossling" Peter smiled, even Jarvis thought Tony was a father to his enough to call him something other than what Tony makes Jarvis call him.
Peter got up to the washroom and started getting ready for the day. Tony was walking down the hall from peters rooms smiling softly as he walked to the common room to tell the other avengers about the meeting.
"hey guys meeting in 10 with eyepatch alright"
Everyone was looking at him either half tired or way too awake for 6:30 in the damn morning but all of them muttered with either sure, yes, and why.
Steve started talking as tony was pouring himself a cup of coffee and another for peter for when he came out of his room (Nope not my son, everyone does this for people to be nice, yep. thats why. not my kid... he was thinking softly)
"Tony" "Tony" "TONY!?!" Tony snapped back "Yea? What I was thinking!" Clint muttering "Don't think to hard I think smelled smoke" "Oh shove it clint" Tony said laughing a bit,
"Yea steve whats up?"
Steve responded, "Wheres Peter?"
"Why would i know? Im not his father" Everyone responded with, "Yes you are" "Um.. Suuuure" "Idiot"
"Oh har har har, Idk I thinking getting ready i woke him up like 5 minutes ago and told him about the meeting we have oh speaking of, Jarvis Let Peter know the meetings in 3 minutes"
"Yes Sir" Jarvis responded with.
Peter walked about less than a minute later looking grumpy,
"Here kiddo" Tony handed him a coffee in his favorite mug (pic in notes at bottom) and peter smiled softly reaching him hands out in a toddler gimme gimme position.
Tony smiled softly and gave it to him, ruffling his hair softly as he walked past him, "Come on kiddo, Meeting time."
"Mmkay Tony" He said following.
Down in the meeting room (Conference) The meeting already started and tony and peter were a few minutes late; had to get a coffee refill obviously.
"Sup guys, what we miss" Tony said as he sat down, peter sat behind him and shuffled his seat a bit closer to him. "Hi" peter said with a small yawn.
Fury started talking, "Nice to grace our presence with is Stark. Hello Parker."
Peter nodded his head in acknowledgement to Fury. While opening his phone to message some friends.
Tony just laughed, "Anyway as I was saying, this hyst is for a very very diamond worth if properly restored to its shape over 10 something billion dollars and there is high talk of the famous
burglar, black cat. We do not have any information on her normal identify, we plan on finding that out once you get her, now she is"
Peter looked up right away towards Fury, shit Felicia what are you planning now, he goes to message her.
"planning to steal it, we cannot let her do it so stop and bring her into shield. Okay move out, plans starts are 6. It is 4 right now you have two hours."
Everyone agrees and leaves to get ready, peter is still messaging Black Cat opening her contact Kitty got claws :* ,
Fel! WTH are you planning tonight?
Well hello handsome, how are you?
Fel please tell me you aren't planning on taking the diamond? And yes i'm fine, tired.
Why would you think that petey?
She was one of the few people who knew his identity outside of the avengers.
Cause Fel, we got called in from shield tonight to stop it and bring you into question you
I can handle the avengers talking sweety dont worry
No fel, shield will talk to you not us.
Shit, that I cant handle right now. thats a bit of a bump...hmmm Alright I wont dont worry hun
Nice bullshit Fel, i mean it if you are be careful, I ll be pulling my hits to you dont worry you can trust me
I know I trust you, hunny don't worry so will i, and I dont harm daddy warbucks too bad ;)
Shut up, he's not my dad felly.
Yes yes, okay, see you in a few handsome, cant wait to see your tight ass so soon, it's been so long
Fel i was at your last last night!? God I need sleep. You kept me up
That makes both of us big boy
Tony was still looking at peter, engrossed on his phone, the meeting ended 20 minutes ago, why is he still here. He goes up to peter, "Hey bud meetings over, you coming?" Peter slammed him
down on the table, "Yea yep lets go" and practically ran from the meeting room, leaving a stunned and confused tony behind muttering wtf... Tony left it be and went to gear up.
"Well that was close" Peter said walking away. Leaving to go get ready. Well let's do this I guess.