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Gooch Grease

Summary:

"I am innocent and will run away to prove it."

You're a narcissistic bench-warmer for Nekoma's volleyball team. Besides being a nuisance to the general population, you also get up to 'antics' and 'shenanigans' on the 'Internet'. Let's take a look...

(You're just guy being dude.)

Notes:

Legend:
@sexilitus = L/n Y/n
@kodzuken = Kozume Kenma
@NOTroosterhead = Kuroo Tetsurou
@boobie = Suna Rintarou
@sh_kiyoko = Shimizu Kiyoko
@acne34 = Tanaka Ryuunosuke
@famouscelebrity = Hanamaki Takahiro
@miracleboy = Tendou Satori

You can see everyone's profiles here https://imgur.com/a/BiPVffu

Chapter 1: Sex Ed

Chapter Text

kenma @kodzuken - 2 hr
hate the state of the discord server rn. 

boli me kura @NOTroosterhead - 2 hr
Replying to @kodzuken
WHAT HAPPENED i haven't been on it after l/n spammed the watchmojo video until he got banned

kenma @kodzuken - 2 hr
Replying to @kodzuken and @NOTroosterhead 
he came back and has been trying to convince tanaka that its spelled lhabia for 20 mins get me out of hereeeeeee

^__^ @rando - 1 hr
Replying to @kodzuken and @NOTroosterhead 
tf is wrong with your friendgroup 

2 Retweets


 

ryuu @ hell @acne34 - 1 hr
@sexilitus stan the dictionary for clear skin 💅💅💅

rina sunatarou @boobie - 45 minReplying to @acne34 LMAOOOOO END HIM,,,, He's overrrrrrr 💅💅💅

rina sunatarou @boobie - 45 min
Replying to @acne34
 
LMAOOOOO END HIM,,,, He's overrrrrrr 💅💅💅

   

im a jerk & everyone loves me @sexilitus - 42 min
Replying to @acne34 
keep spreading misinfo king the truth always comes out ✌️🤭

im a jerk & everyone loves me @sexilitus - 42 minReplying to @acne34 keep spreading misinfo king the truth always comes out ✌️🤭

 

rina suntarou @boobie - 37 min
Replying to @acne34 and @sexilitus
DAMN YOU REALLY CAME THROUGH WITH THE RECEIPTS,,, DRAG HIM LMAOOOO,,,

hilarious male @famouscelebrity - 20 min
Replying to @acne34 @boobie and one more
@boobie  stop being a fucking centrist pussy Not cool not cool

ryuu @ hell @acne34 - 16 min
Replying to @acne34 and @sexilitus 
THAT'S EDIT ED DELETE IT


boli me kura @NOTroosterhead - 13 min
NOT l/n on vc saying that he wants to be a psychology major 😭😭

rina suntarou @boobie - 10 min 
Replying to @NOTroosterhead 
SK JSDKSKK JSKLLWL  WHO'S HE GONNA HELP??? SCREAM

hilarious male @famouscelebrity - 10 min
Replying to @NOTroosterhead 
l/n making his first diagnosis

Bong Water @miracleboy - 8 minReplying to @NOTroosterhead bruh his girl is gonna be in the hospital and shell wake up like wheres l/n and the doctor is going to be like "who do you think gave you the 16 personality disorders??"

Bong Water @miracleboy - 8 min
Replying to @NOTroosterhead 
bruh his girl is gonna be in the hospital and shell wake up like wheres l/n and the doctor is going to be like "who do you think gave you the 16 personality disorders??"

boli me kura @NOTroosterhead - 3 min
@miracleboy @famouscelebrity @boobie You DIDN'T NEED TOCOEM FOR HIM THJS HARD KLDLSL KSKKS LAOPW KF

kenma @kodzuken - just now
Replying to @NOTroosterhead 
no let them speak


VOLLEYGAMING 😎 (hinata named it stop changing it)

54 members | 20 online

#vc-chat 

Teh Scheming Captain Hehe [15:56]

Who tf is peeing on vc

WH O CHANGJED MY NICKNAME AGAIN STOP WHAT IS THIS

semi [15:57]
i... who do you think is the answer to both these questions LMAOOO

noya [15:57]
idk it might be the guy who named himself Sparklekitty224 Teh 30 Year old once
wjth the pee fetish
the vouyeurist 

Baldy [15:58]
if l/n has been making pee jokes all this time because he has a pee fetish i think i might have to take away his wi-fi

 

You burp into the mic. "Tanaka, Tanaka. Listen. The Wi-Fi doesn't change anything."

"So much for the tolerant left," Hanamaki mocks, his voice slightly distorted. He's either in a cave or he's speaking into his microwave rather than an actual recording device, you're not sure. 

 

Baldy [16:00]
ur not denying the exhibitionist accusations

 

"Nah. Why── AWOOGA! Kenma joined," you announce, sudden excitement weaving its way through your otherwise bored voice. 

"Sadly."

"Gaming moment? Epic gaming moment? Some awesome gamer rage?" You try to coerce him into playing with you and Hanamaki can only chuckle at your desire to be this annoying. 

"Depends on what you wanna play," Kenma says indifferently. Not that he's dying to participate in your inane behavior but he does love playing video games genuinely, so it's always like being torn between a... nailbed and some form of strappado. 

"Dead by Daylight."

Hanamaki chimes in again. "Yeah, I wanna play DBD too."

"No," Kenma says sternly. "Last time we played, people couldn't stop complaining 'cause you kept teabagging everyone──"

"Oh, shut up."

"It's annoying to deal with," Kenma says, bored. 

 

yachi💗 [16:04]
what's teabagging

matsukawa [16:04]
KAKSL KADOSAD9ISOADIA09IO HELPPPPPPP NOT THIS...

 

"Oh, Yachi, my favorite disciple. Listen, it's when──"

"He promises he won't do it anymore," Kenma says in a slightly begging tone. 

"No, I don't. Anyway, Yachi, teabagging is──"

 

lactose intolerance [16:05]
kuroo stop muting him im trying to understand

"Hinita" [16:06]
YEA WHAT KAGEYAMA SIAD

kuroo the normal captain :) [16:06]
@ karasuno mfs why do you let yachi talk to l/n please

 

Oops. You got banned again.


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yachi💗 | kelphead

yachi💗 [16:32]
i'm sorry you got banned

kelphead [16:34]
it's not your fault it woudl've happened sooner or later
Theyre all haydurs
hayding ass haydurs

yachi💗 [16:37]
i still wanna know tho
what's teabagging? 

kelphead [16:37]
oh it's like when you kill someone in a vidya game and hump the player's dead body

 

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NOT A ROOSTER HEAD | kelphead

NOT A ROOSTER HEAD [16:43]
DICKHEAD