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"Uh... so Lord DIO, I heard ya summoned me?" Hol Horse said, breaking the cold silence in the room. DIO, who was on the other side of the room, lounging on his couch, gently shut the book he was reading.
"Don't you think this mansion needs a bit of renovation?" DIO asked him, without even a glance, still looking at the cover of the book he'd been holding.
Without hesitation, the cowboy answered "Well I think this place is mighty fine as it is!"
DIO sighed, as that was not the reply he was looking for. He placed his book on the collapsing coffee table next to him, and turned to the man across the room "Let's go to Home Depot"
Hol Horse nodded in agreement. He knew he couldn't refuse an offer from such a strong and powerful man such as DIO.
The god like figure stood up, exhibiting his muscular, shirtless body in the process. The shorter stand user couldn't help but stare in awe. Why would DIO of all people choose him to go to Home Depot with, he asked himself.
"Go fetch us a carriage while I get ready"
Surprisingly, Hol Horse managed to get a rather nice car, but it was at the cost of 2 lives, a few cuts from the glass of the car's window, and a police chase.
DIO made his way out of the mansion and into the car. "Let us obtain this bread" he says, before Hol Horse starts the car.
The two arrive at the Home Depot. The bright, orange logo was welcoming, beckoning them to enter.
The two exit the car and walk into the store. Hol horse once again, began to examine DIO's extravagant body, and of course, DIO took notice.
The smaller inferior man shook his head 'I'm not gay... I have girlfriends from every corner of the world!' He thought. He decided to start looking around to clear his mind. "So, Mr. DIO, what do you think about uhhh a new mirror-"
The country boy turned around, only to see DIO's pants were on the ground. The man turned to him, only to reveal his massive dripping cock in one hand and a tall, clear vase in another.
"Would you like to show me how loyal you are to I, DIO?" Hol Horse stood, mesmerized by his master's anatomy "Yes..." he replied.
DIO gracefully walked over to him and handed him the vase. He then gently held the servant's chin up to face him. "Consume the cum chalice..." a devious smile grew across the larger males lips
Hol Horse looked down and realized, the entire vase was filled with semen. How did he fill the vase so quickly? He only looked away for about 45 seconds? That didn't matter now. The man barely hesitated before he began to down all of the warm, sticky nut.
He had expected it to taste bitter or nasty, but DIO's cum tasted amazing. While chugging it, he felt like he was in heaven. The warmness made his throat tingle. He felt as if he could melt in that moment.
The last drop of cum entered the man's mouth. He handed the vase back to DIO. As he, did, he noticed he had an erection. Hol Horse had never felt this way before.
"Did you enjoy it? Ever since I rejected my humanity, my semen has become a gay potion. You will be gay for the next hour."
Hol Horse could already feel the effects of the gay potion travel throughout his body. "Lord DIO... I'm already feeling a bit homa-seckshull... you've gotta mighty large weenie."
"Never refer to it as a 'weenie again' and you might be able to suck it." DIO said, bending Hol horse over.
"Wait here" he said, leaving the other bent over on in the middle of a Home Depot. He held on to a shelf on the isle as he held his position.
DIO returned with a pail of paint. Hol Horse stared, puzzled. Then he realized what it would be for. Surely DIO, as amazing and brilliant as he is knows that paint is not a good lube substitute, right? To the other, it didn't even matter. He was absolutely hypnotized by the superior figure, and was ready for anything.
DIO pulled down the other man's trousers, and began to caress his plump ass before pouring a good amount of paint directly onto his asshole.
"Do you like the color I chose? It's a nice green to match my lipstick" DIO began, as If this were a normal occurrence. As if small talk was appropriate at a time like this.
DIO once again grazed over his servant's asshole with his fingers and long nails, before forcing his entire hand inside. The human made a yelp "YEOUCH" he let out, at the intense pain.
DIO just chuckled, and started moving his large hand around inside, making Hol Horse squirm and wince in pain and pleasure
DIO finally pulled his hand out, Hol Horse sighing at the feeling of his asshole resting. before he knew it, he felt more cold paint drown his ass, before a massive force made his asshole gape.
It was the cum chalice
DIO was pushing the bottom side of the cum chalice into his asshole, slowly. He felt every inch of the vase stretch his asshole open further until it was all inside. This left the top of the cum chalice at his entrance.
As soon as he looked, he saw DIO jacking off, and then releasing into the cum chalice inside of his ass.
How much semen DIO produced in such a short amount of time looked almost impossible. Soon, the cum chalice in Hol Horse's ass was completely filled with DIO's warm, milky fluids.
The heat from his cum heated up the vase which warmed the insides of the cowboy. He couldn't hold it in. Hol Horse released his cum all over the floor of the Home Depot.
This made Hol Horses asshole clench. He felt a vibration in him before the chalice completely shattered inside of him, infusing DIO's cum and his blood from the hundreds of glass cuts inside of him. He screamed that the top of his lungs, and all DIO could do was laugh, as he started pulling the glass shards out.
Dio spoke calmly into Hol Horses ear while all he could do was scream. "Oh... you'll be alright since you drank my cum chalice. Since it has my cells in it, your asshole will regenerate good as new..."
The shards were deeply sunken into the walls of Hol Horses asshole. "AAAAOOOW!!! DIO IT HURTS!" He screamed. DIO simply stroked him from his neck to his back. "How about I take you somewhere more comfortable?" He said, picking Hol Horse up with ease. He lied the screaming, half naked man face down onto a couch and started pulling out the shards again.
Dio slowly plucked each piece out.
"Twenty five... Twenty six" the man whispered, taking each piece of glass out. He was COUNTING.
"And, Seven-Hundred-Forty-Six." He was finally done. all the glass shards were gone. A beautiful mix of reds, greens, and white was still splattered across the western mans, sculpted butt. He was still bleeding. DIO couldn't resist himself from all the blood and cum oozing from the smaller mans asshole.
Before he knew it, Hol Horse felt DIOs tongue tickling his butthole. He consumed every drop of blood and cum that existed his subordinate.
All Hol Horse could do in that moment was moan and take in even more of the excruciating pain.
After the bleeding stopped, DIO went back to the other isle to receive their pants because they left them there for some reason??????
While dio was gone in search of the pants, an employee walked up to where the half naked man covered in paint and dried blood lied. "What on earth happened?!" The employees screamed
Hol horse quickly sat up "oh uh... I'm fine I just got a bit hurt in the bum... uh" he was at a loss for words, how could he explain that he just had the blood and nut juice suckled out of him to a complete stranger?
"You must be mentally ill... I'm calling the police!" The worker said, dialing 911 into their phone. Hol Horse simply vibed. He didn't stop what was going down. He basically just got his asshole obliterated anyways.
DIO could not find his way back to the aisle they dropped their pants in. He was lost. To him, at the moment it seemed like he was in a maze.
He searched around for the pants until an employee approached him. She was obviously terrified because of his tall muscular shape. "Um, Sir, where are your pants...?" She asked him, making sure not to look him in the eye. "Well I am looking for them. If you would so kindly lead me to the section with the vases I can find them" She quickly nodded "Yes, right this way, sir!"
She leaded him to the vase aisle. She looked in horror when she saw spilled green paint, blood, cum, and glass all over the floor. DIO put his pants back on and grabbed the other pair. "Now lead me to the couches" She nodded and lead him back to where the couches were.
"Where in heavens name has Hol Horse gone?!?!"
The other employee from before walked up to the scene to clean up "you mean the guy without pants? The ambulance got him 5 minutes ago."
DIO was puzzled. "Who is this 'ambulance' and where have the gone?"
The two Home Depot employees looked at eachother. One said "it's the vehicle that takes people to the hospital"
He sighed. "Take me to this hospital. Now." He demanded "your life depends on it" the two decided to drive him to the hospital together.
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"Incredible!!!" One of the doctors said, examining the passed out Hol Horses anus. They looked as the cuts inside of him slowly fixed themselves like magic.
They took samples of the dick cheese found in his bootyhole. It wasn't like dried semen they had ever seen before.
They did tests on him to see if wounds in other places on him would recover, and they did
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Dio walked into the hospital and went up to the desk. "Direct me to the room with the twink with the obliterated asshole." He said, having THE WORLD choke them for a split second to scare them into doing it.
They immediately started walking to the room. "They are preforming surgery on him..." they said. DIO didn't care, he busted inside. "Where is my twink?"
They all looked in horror at the large man who had just invaded the room. They knew he was the one who did this and that he wasn't like any other human. DIO just picked up the sleeping Hol Horse and walked out, and they let him.
The two Home Depot employees were still in the car. They saw the men, one in the arms of another coming out of the establishment.
"If this guy kills us, I just wanted to tell you that I love you..." the other employee kissed them. "I love you too."
DIO got back in the car. "Take us home. I'll direct you there"
And so he did. They arrived back. Instead of killing the two, DIO decided to spare the two for their cooperation. "I trust you two won't tell of this location" he said, getting out of the car, taking Hol Horse with him. DIO walked back into the mansion, and the two employees sighed in relief.
Later on, Hol Horse awakened. He was laid across DIOs decomposing couch. "Lord DIO, what in tarnation happened? Last thing I remember is I was on that Home Depot couch and-" "Shhh..." DIO cut him off. "That doesn't matter anymore."
Hol Horse still had one thing on his mind. It'd most likely been over an hour, why did he still feel his heart skip a beat when he looked at DIO? The gay potion should have worn off by then.
"So uh, Mr. DIO? It's been over an hour and uh I don't think the gay potion has worn off, and I've been thinkin' maybe I am gay? But I like ladies too"
DIO let out a sigh, then smiled "That's called 'Bisexual', Hol... I, DIO, also happen to be bisexual. I suppose we can be bisexual together."
"Yeah Lord DIO. That's sounds mighty fine. Since we forgot to get the furniture, lets go back to Home Depot sometime"
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It was by scientists that the mysterious semen found in their patients ass, could heal almost any disease
Soon, they would replicate this to give it to anyone who had any medical issues. It was a revolution. DIOs cum was revolutionary.