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Aesop woke up warm but not in a comfy blanket sort of way. He tried to move but something restricted his movements. Wait… did he always have so many arms? When did he get a few extra pairs of legs? He finally decided to open his eyes and regretted doing so. He hissed when the sun blinded him.
"What are you? A vampire?" Something mumbled next to his ear. Aesop looked over and came face to face with Naib.
"What are you doing in my bed?" Aesop asked.
"What do you mean your bed? You sleep in a coffin." Naib snorted.
"...Oh yeah. Whose bed are we in?" Aesop looked around the bed. William was snoring on his other side. Eli was behind Naib, while Brooke had made a nest with Aesop's and Naib's long hair. That's going to be a bitch to brush out. He could see Mike's legs thrown over William's body but the rest of him was hidden and he could hear Norton's deep breathing that occasionally turned into a snore. Emma was on top of all of them, sleeping to her heart's content.
"I don't know where we are." Naib yawned, he was contemplating going back to sleep since it would be impossible to get out of bed. "All I know is that it's better than any of our rooms." Aesop looked around and recognized the decor.
"Oh! We're in Joseph's room." He looked to the corner and a very grumpy Joseph sat there, staring into his soul. Aesop brushed this off and focused back on Naib who blinked more awake.
"How did we end up in Joseph's room?" Naib looked around the room and saw Joseph, he flipped him off. Joseph gave him an offended look.
"I don't remember anything yesterday." Aesop shrugged.
"This is why we don't trust Freddy's drugs." Eli mumbled, still half asleep.
"Would you like me to shed some light on yesterday's events." Joseph finally spoke up and was only met with nos, I don't cares, and not reallys. Joseph pouted, first they make a fool of me during the match, then they take my bed and now they're just ignoring me. He thought.
"Wait… how do you know what Joseph's room looks like?" Naib asks.
"Tea parties and girls night." Aesop answered.
"Girls night? But your a guy… right?" Naib groped Aesop's chest, there was nothing there. Aesop grabbed Naib's hand and held it instead.
"Don't have to be a girl to enjoy girls night." Aesop explained and Naib was still confused but didn't push it any further.
"We should have a boys night." William muttered as he rubbed his eye.
"I thought Thursday night was boys night?" Eli asked, still snuggling into Naib's back.
"No that's game night." William answered.
"What's the difference?" Norton groaned from wherever he was hiding. "Only guys show up to game night."
William rolled his eyes, "boys night is when we talk about crushes, braid eachother's hair, and do other self care things. We deserve a break after all the shit Joseph puts us through." William stated. Joseph tried to protest but he was ignored.
"That sounds like girl's night." Norton snorted.
"That doesn't sound at all like girls night." Aesop interjects.
"What do they do during girl's night?" Norton askes.
Aesop's face shifts to a very dark and serious look. "What happens at girls night stays at girls night." And Norton was slightly scared at this answer.
"Sooooo boys night?" William asks. Everyone agrees.
"Oooo we should bake brownies." Mike suggested.
"Well, seeing as you're all awake now, please get out of my room!" Joseph opens the door to his room but none of the survivors move. They were all too comfy.
"This is a nice bed." Eli yawned.
"Yeah, be a wasted opportunity if we didn't use it to its fullest." Norton said with a smirk.
"I agree." Emma raised her hand reminding everyone she was there also. (Whoops I forgot she was here.) "I also demand to be apart of boys night."
"Of course you can join in on boys night." Aesop patted her head and with that everyone went back to sleep and didn't wake up until the next day because depression can do that to people. Joseph cried on his chair until, Mary invited him to stay in her room.