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Money was tight- always was, even when Lusamine was funding him, there was barely enough to keep Po Town running.
Nowadays, the place was a husk if it’s former self. Only a few younger grunts stayed behind after the disbanding of team skull, and all of them vacated the big mansion.
His only saving grace so far was buginium z. He was careful, of course- only selling one crystal every few months to keep the market from being flooded, and to keep the price of the crystal high.
But that only gets you so far. So, the next natural step- Guzma taking on the battle tree, but things have barely been covered, even with that. Obviously, he wants some form of security, rather than living month to month.
So, he tries to take up breeding. All of his Pokémon are male, simply to prevent having to deal with mouths he can’t feed, which led him to catch Double the Ditto.
He’s been frustrated, because none of his Pokémon have been interested in Double! In his desperation for cash, he takes to the Internet.
And learns of some… unconventional breeding techniques.