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>Dazai Osamu created Atsushi Defense Association
>Dazai Osamu changed Dazai Osamu's name to Daddyzai
>Daddyzai added Kunikida Doppo
>Daddyzai added Edogawa Ranpo
>Daddyzai added Ryuunosuke Akutagawa
>Daddyzai added Nakahara Chuuya
Daddyzai: I'll add the ladies later owo
Nakahara Chuuya: What the fuck is this
Daddyzai: Gimmie the pic u took of Atsushi and I'll give you this one of Atsushi wearing your choker
Chat Updates: Daddzai changed Nakahara Chuuya's name to Shortest Hatrack
Shortest Hatrack: I'll beat your ass asshole 凸(｀0´)凸
Shortest Hatrack: Hold on.
Shortest Hatrack: My choker? Show me pic or it didn't happen.
>Daddyzai sent photo
Shortest Hatrack: Oh fuck oh fuck
>Shortest Hatrack sent photo
Daddyzai: woah ur actually good at taking photos
Daddyzai: I want Atsushi~kun to sit on my face uwu
Edogawa Ranpo: fucking furry
Chat Updates: Edogawa Ranpo changed Edogawa Ranpo's name to Iseeujackoff
Daddyzai: what the fuck u dont get to say that to me with that fucking nickname u little shit
Iseeujackoff: u've jacked off to Atsushi dont lie the walls are thin here
Shortest Hatrack: i dont want to know
Daddyzai: fucking know it all
Iseeujackoff: i'll do ur puny photos one better and give u audio of Atsushi purring
Daddyzai: purring? hE pURR? give.
Iseeujackoff: okay but you owe me
Shortest Hatrack: wait i want one too
Iseeujackoff: kk, u owe me too
Kunikida Doppo: What is this?
Daddyzai: proper punctuation? in text? tf
Kunikida Doppo: Of course. It's proper.
Shortest Hatrack: wtf is wrong with you???
Daddyzai: for once i agree with germy eww eww slug here, wtf is wrong with you??
Chat Updates: Daddyzai changed Kunikida Doppo's name to Kunikimom
Kunikimom: Why am I here?
Daddyzai: you don't like Atsushi?
Kunikimom: Why would I like a snot-nosed brat like him!? No, I do not.
Daddyzai: guess I'll kick u out.. ┐( ˘ ､ ˘ )┌
Daddyzai: u wont be able to see any cute pics of Atsushi~kun
Daddyzai: all pretty and cute..
Daddyzai: perfect ass and thighs, all ready to eat
Kunikimom: Wait, on second thought, don't kick me out.
Daddyzai: oh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Daddyzai: Kuniki likey?
Daddyzai: Wait I just realised
Chat Updates: Daddyzai changed Kunikimom's name to KunikiDOM
KunikiDOM: I beg your pardon?
Daddyzai: fits better
>Daddyzai sent photo
KunikiDOM: Where did you get such a picture!?
KunikiDOM: How did you procure it?
KunikiDOM: Did you make Atsushi wear such an appalling outfit!?
KunikiDOM: I have to say, however, even if I am not a man of aesthetics, the brat is cute.
iseeujackoff: screenshotted lmao
Daddyzai: I knew I could count on you ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎*･ﾟ｡
>Shortest Hatrack sent photo
iseeujackoff: that's so hot
iseeujackoff: like how he so thicc???
iseeujackoff: tight jeans really fit him oml
Daddyzai: I have a pic of him making an ahegao face by accident
Shortest Hatrack: explain???
Daddyzai: He was asleep so I was taking pictures then i tried to wake him up and he yawned and his eyes rolled and it was really hot--
Shortest Hatrack: u watch him sleep?? creepy.
Chat Updates: Daddyzai changed Ryuunosuke Akutagawa's name to NoEyebrows
Daddyzai: Stop ghosting chat
NoEyebrows: I'm only here for businesses.
NoEyebrows: I'll trade you my photo of Atsushi's ass if you give me one of him in my coat
KunikiDOM: Kinky
iseeujackoff: oml kunikinky really just said that
Shortest Hatrack: oh my fuckinsgnaiakaka
Daddyzai: AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHABABABBABAABHAHAHAHHAHA FUCKIN KINKY
Daddyzai replied to iseeujackoff's message "oml kunikinky really just said that" : KuniKINKY LMAOOOOOO