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Nobody really knows when exactly they had started talking, let alone even look at one another.
It wasn't like they didn't like each other, no.
It was just because they quite literally have never had a normal conversation before.
(don't quote me on this,,,)
Some say - namely the Baku and Deku squad because they witnessed it - they started talking because if Kaminari's random comment, and Midoriya's completely humorous answer. Which mind you, was quite a shock, because he has never been very humorous.
They had been at the mall, the two groups running in to each other.
Don't get them wrong, Bakugo, Todoroki, and Iida wanted to separate immediately - for exceptional enough reasons, they're sure - but Mina and Uraraka were practically attached at the hip.
Bakugo didn't want to just wander away from his group. No, he wouldn't do that.
As much of an ass as he is, Bakugo's only reason for coming along was to watch over them.
Todoroki came along to get away from the dorms, and Iida came for the same reason Bakugo did.
Not that they knew that.
They didn't need to.
They had settled on going to the food court, collectively deciding it was about time for lunch.
As they sat down, a variety of foods taking up the table space, Kaminari - the only member of the party (or so they'd thought) to never be embarrassed by whatever comes out of his mouth - spits out a comment faster than he can even think to move his own mouth.
"Guys who can pull off facial hair are hot," He had stated - so casually, so nonchalantly - like it was a normal thing to talk about.
It wasn't even silent long enough for anyone to process what he had blurted, because next thing everyone knows, Midoriya quips his own - equally stupid - reply.
"I think you're supposed to use a razor," Midoriya shot back, his joking tone obvious as he scrolled mindlessly through his phone.
His expression didn't match his answer.
Bakugo, the long-time totally friend, knew this expression.
He'd make that face, a blank slate, whenever they were alone.
"Tch - Hey nerd, we're not alone." The short-tempered blond barked out a laugh.
Said bark of laughter turned to a howl as Midoriya's head shot up, ultimately looking like a strawberry.
"You look like a fish, Midoriya." Todoroki stated lightly, tapping Midoriya on the shoulder to get his attention, and to stop the greenette from opening and closing his mouth while trying to formulate an answer.
Out of nowhere, laughter so sudden it might be categorized as thunder rolled through the group. From Bakugo's - the most prominent, to Todoroki's - the most unexpected, it lasted for a whole of about thirteen seconds.
Withing that timeframe, Kaminari hopped from his seat, greeting Midoriya with a grin as he dragged him away from the unknowing group.
Somewhere behind them, they heard Uraraka start to cough.
"Todoroki's laughter sounds almost as good as Midoriya's! Like bells!" She gushed over Todoroki's laugh as their conversation faded out.
As it faded, another one started.
It was almost natural. Like an instinct.
"We didn't even finish our food..." Midoriya chimed sadly.
"Fuck," was their mutually shared answer.
**
"It's been literally two days since they started talking, and already they're the best of fucking friends in the entire world, ever." Bakugo sneered, looking over to the table the blond and greenette were seated at.
"They legitimately bonded because of memes." He continued, his comments dripping with disgust.
Kirishima perked up, and Mina grinned.
"Like that one time Bakugo kicked the classroom's trash bin over out of anger the other day, and they both laughed out 'Zack, stop,'?" She giggled out, watching as Bakugo scoffed.
"Yeah yeah! That was the best! But honestly, I didn't think Midoriya would know about so many memes." Kirishima laughed with Mina, leaving an angry Pomeranian to sit and watch the two memers.
**
Hagakure was, for once, thankful her quirk was invisibility.
She just got the best video ever.
**
BitchYouThought logged on to Can I Get A, Uh, Large Crime Please?
BitchYouThought: I just got the best video of all time
Lesbihonest: Is it Kaminari and Midoriya?
SethEverman: Oh?
ImAMomomomomomomomo: I should've guessed. There was a pair of pink panties floating near their table earlier.
BitchYouThought: I fOrgoT to takE them oFf?????
AUXCord: hah
AUXCord: f'kin dumbass
OxieClean: Oui Oui?
OxieClean: What might this video be?
DisasterBlaster: Its probs gay
Scotch-oTape-o: ur probs gay
SharkBoyNoLavaGirl: ^^
DisasterBlaster: shit u rite
DisasterBlaster: rt
InThe90's logged on to Can I Get A, Uh, Large Crime Please?
InThe90's: Hagakure! It is highly inappropriate to streak on school grounds, and to record others without permission!
FreeformJazz, TreesWorkAhead logged on to Can I get A, Uh, Large Crime Please?
TreesWorkAhead: thanks for the privacy, assholes
FreeformJazz: it's fine now though, we already moved lol
KEM: the video isn't even funny. Its just them sharing memes with each other
DisasterBlaster: but its so wholesome and I've never seen Kami look so pleased and its so cute and I'm just
DisasterBlaster:
DisasterBlaster:
DisasterBlaster logged off of Can I Get A, Uh, Large Crime Please?
AUXCord: f in the chat for mina - rest in pieces
AUXCord: F
FreeformJazz: F
TreesWorkAhead: F
BitchYouThought: F
ImAMomomomomomomomo: F
ImAMomomomomomomomo: also is nobody is going to point out the fact that Kami and Mido said F at the same time?
**
"THEY'RE FUCKING DATING NOW?"
Mina giggled at Bakugo's outburst.
"Yep,"
"Who confessed?" Kirishima quizzed.
"Hm, well, technically it was Midori. But he only confessed because of what Kaminari said,"
"And what did Kaminari say?" Sero questioned wearily.
Mina smirked.
"I'll show you,"
Mina pulled out her phone and opened a video.
She had Hagakure record it for her.
She hit play and watched with the boys in pure joy.
*video*
"Hey Izu?"
'Yeah?"
"You're kinda like a bunny, right?"
". . .I. . . I guess so?"
"So does that mean you fuck like one?"
Silence.
"S-sorry, I probably shouldn't've said th-"
". . .D'ya wanna find out?"
**
"Holy fuck."