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“AHHHHHH!!”
There were screams of terror surrounding the perimetre. You could hear the grotesque sounds of people dying from all throughout the building. The gunshots and distortions of objects like huge crates and human bodies were projected across the property of an organization rivaling the port mafia. The two fearsome partners stood in the centre of it all. Dazai with a gun in his hands and a smirk on his face beside Chuuya who was covered in blood and clenched the collar of a dying man.
As they finished off the last person standing Chuuya collapsed to the floor. “I’m done! Completely finished and I don’t want to deal with a massive job like this for another month at least!!”
“Come on Chuuya, I’m still standing.”
“Yeah, and you didn’t do anything, you waste of bandages! Let’s just go already. I don’t want to spend any more time here.”
“Okay, little princess.”
“I am not little nor am I a princess! You buttface let’s just go already.”
Ok, ok!“ Dazai said as he dodged a punch from his cute little partner. The two of them exited the building and as they did they noticed that it had begun to snow. They looked up to see little snowflakes adorn the sky around them and softly fall to the ground. It was truly a beautiful sight though both of them were a little shocked seeing that it was still only the first week of December.
A smile brightened Chuuya’s face, adding to his pretty features. “It’s strange how even though we just murdered quite a few people we still get to experience a beautiful sight like this one.”
Dazai turned to look at his (beloved) partner and bowed slightly as he asked “Would you like to dance, dearest Chuuya?”
“Eh?! W-what?! Of course not! What’s up with you?!”
“Huh? Well I just wanted to dance with you, that’s all! I don’t think that’s a crime, now is it? Dancing under the moonlight with the light snow as our companion?”
Chuuya blushed at the fact that Dazai could say anything remotely romantic. After a moment of thought, he took Dazai’s hand and they began to dance slowly.
They swayed together with the snowflakes kissing their warm cheeks. Just two people in love.