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Niall changed the group name to ‘The Real Househusbands of Surrey’
Louis: niall what even?
Harry: but liam and z don’t even live in surrey
Niall: well im the fucking group admin i do wat i want
Louis: ooookay
Liam: wow nice name niall
Niall: thanks buddy
Niall: see hes my real friend
Liam: but me and zayn don’t live in surrey?
Niall: wow liam fuk off who asked u
Liam: :((((((((((((
Zayn: who hurt u baby
Zayn: niall u irish fuck turd
Harry: ooh very impressive insult z
Zayn: thanks haz i try
Louis: this chat is a mess u realize
Niall: who fooking cares
Niall: tell me lads whos lives are the most fucked
Liam: idk im pretty happy i guess
Liam: strip that down is doing so well lads
Liam: all thanks to our fans you know
Louis: are u always this cheerful in the mornings
Liam: yeah why
Louis: no i was just wondering why u were so cheerful having been away from zayn for so long
Liam: oh
Liam: right
Liam: :((((((((
Harry: lou ffs
Zayn: louis u idiot
Niall: nice going u upset the puppy
Liam: m not a puppy
Zayn: im going to end u louis
Louis: ALRIGHT jeez payno im sry man
Louis: holy shit zayn when did u become the payne defense squad
Zayn: when i married that idiot :)
Liam: :DDDDDD
Harry: AWW zaynie u romantic
Louis: oh ffs
Niall: just because you haven’t got any in a while doesn’t mean u shit on others lou
Harry: hey how did u know that?
Niall: actually i was guessing..
Niall: HOLY SHIT LOU HAHAHAHA
Niall: LOU ARE U IN THE DOG HOUSE
Harry: that’s demeaning ni we don’t say that
Harry: but yes boo bear is definitely in the dog house
Liam: LOL
Zayn: why tho
Harry: he laughed at my pink flamingo suit the other day
Niall: oooh
Liam: wrong move bro
Zayn: lmfao
Louis has left the group.