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    It's not *Tim's* fault Batman slept with his mom sixteen years ago, or Tim's fault that Bruce Wayne regrets signing away his parental rights fifteen years ago, but Jack Drake sure thinks it is. Now Damian is bugging him about cows and family and Jason and Dick won't stop kidnapping him and Bruce is acting like court orders don't matter, like he doesn't have a huge bat-shaped secret to protect from literally the whole freaking world.

    Why is Tim the only functioning adult in this situation?

    This was supposed to be coated in angst, but it fell in the fluff bucket instead. (So, update, some people are saying this may not be as fluffy as I am advertising it. I plead the 5th.)

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    01 Jun 2026

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    “Tony,” Tony says, “Stark.” He watches the kid’s face for any hint of recognition but there’s none.

    “Hence why those guys want you to build a Stark missile.”

    “Right.”

    The kid snorts, “what, do you work in R&D at your own company?” When Tony just gives him a blank look he clears his throat, “nevermind. So if you can build a missile I bet you can figure out a way to get us out of here.”

    Tony sighs, turning his face away. He’s so tired. “I can’t build them that weapon, kid.”

    Now it’s the kid’s turn to look confused. “Then build something else,” he says simply.

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    Or, AU where Dick Grayson has an unfortunate run in with a wizard in Gotham City and finds himself tossed across the multiverse to a cave in Afghanistan with a billionaire who hasn't gone through his self-improvement journey yet.

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    27 May 2026

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    one of the best batman mcu crossovers I've read

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    The Wayne family and assorted friends are on social media. So are various vigilantes and villains. There are shenanigans, sex talk, hero woes, and family drama, all neatly packaged in a series of short messages.

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    19 May 2026

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    “Sure, you knew she was unhinged. That she had a temper, that she was too brash and violent to be your daughter. But no,” Jason said, getting more worked up, “you never even had a daughter.”

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    Jason Todd is a trans man. He died in the closet and transitioned in the League of Assassins, and now he's back to terrorize Gotham and implement some new rules. His family, on the other hand, has no idea who this strange man could be, but they're determined to find out.

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    18 May 2026

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    Tim is a wizard. He also has a lower tolerance for weird megalomaniacs and meddling adults than his friend Harry Potter. This... changes a few things.

     

    AKA Tim goes to Hogwarts AU

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    12 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is so fantastic