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    Daredevil and Deadpool's takedown of a human experimentation lab using homeless test subjects forces Wade to confront his own traumatic origin, culminating in a desperate escape where Matt's severe injuries test both their limits.

    And of course Matt gets hurt bc I'm clearly a slut for it.

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    17 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    The way the doctors were talking, Matt didn't think he was going to be walking out of the ER with stitches in an hour or so.

     

    Or, the events after the gunshot wound, if they were remotely medically accurate.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    “We have got to stop doing this, buddy,” a soft voice mutters from somewhere above him.

    Matt inhales deeply, startled into wakefulness at the unexpected presence of someone else in his space. His brain has a half second of confusion to think danger-intruder-threat before the familiar barely-there scent of cedarwood suffused with overpriced coffee and discount strawberry shampoo registers in his nose and he realises it’s Foggy.

    “Stop. What?” he rasps, his throat dry. Matt uses his hands to push himself up, turning first onto his side and then onto his back, until he’s leaning his weight on his elbows, and pointing his head vaguely towards where the sound of Foggy’s heartbeat is strongest. He tries his best to ignore the way the motion stokes a flare of pain throughout his body.

    “Stop. Y’know. This.” Matt can feel the air currents flutter against his face where Foggy is jestering back and forth between them. “You, unconscious on the floor of your apartment. Me, walking in to find you half dead. It’s not good for either of us, Matt.”

    “Half? I’m barely a quarter dead, I swear,” Matt quips back on instinct, because contrariness is baked into the fibre of his being even when his brain feels like sludge.

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    02 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    During a battle, Odysseus is struck by a poisoned arrow. Fortunately, he knows how to handle this-- unfortunately, that doesn't make it any less painful.

    * Whumptober 2024 | Day 30 *

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    13 Oct 2025

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    Your face is not SecUnit standard. There have been alterations made to your skin and hair. There is a rapid-cycling fluidity to your expressions that is like a human’s, but not. Your feed is still a strange and curious torrent of nonsense. You use security-protocol-language and human words in tandem. You are like a human begging for mercy, and like a bot requesting resources and strategic backup.
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    Premise: Exit Strategy bad ending, where Murderbot gets captured by Palisade and they decide to run tests on it to figure out what makes it tick.

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    15 Feb 2022