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    Shane stared, horrified. “Stop making jokes! This is not funny! They think—they think I HAVE BOTTOM EYES!”

    Ilya sat up, eyes gleaming. “They are correct.”

    “Ilya.”

    “Mmm. What is it they said? Best bottom eyes? I agree.”

    Shane wanted the floor to open up. “WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?”

    “It means when you look up at me with pupils blown and lips swollen, is impossible not to fuck you stupid.”

    A betting pool starts in the locker room about who in the league is the 'wildest' in bed. To everyone's shock, league Golden Boy Shane Hollander wins by a landslide. Shane is mortified. Ilya is profoundly smug. Naturally, Ilya decides the best course of action is to make it a challenge. “You gotta prove them right, malysh. Can’t leave them disappointed, can we?”

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Ilya is wallowing after getting back from Montreal, when there's a knock at his door. Shane Hollander is here, and probably definitely going to break up with him for real.

    or: alternate version where shane flew to boston after his convo with rose, instead of waiting for the all-star game

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Ilya just wanted to show off how many photos he took of the puppies. He didn’t notice the photos in the top left hand corner of his screenshot that were never supposed to see the light of day.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is being an annoying, horny Snapchat menace.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    "Hi, someone left a key for—oh, thanks." Jamie takes the little envelope and turns around, pulling up Grindr to message that he's arrived.

    Roy is standing behind him.

    Jamie slaps his phone screen against his chest to hide the app and tries not to panic. "The fuck are you doing here?" he asks, to give himself time to come up with his own answer to that question.

    "Getting laid," says Roy, because of course he fucking does.

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    07 Jun 2026