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    Hatake Kakashi - seasoned ANBU, dedicated Jōnin of Konohagakure and delightful sensei of Team 7 (in his opinion) - wonders what the hell he is doing teaching a bunch of snot-nosed, bratty civilian children magic. Apparently, he's a Professor of Mysteries at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Ironic, considering how blatantly obvious (or frustratingly vague) some things in the wizarding world are.

    Either way, he supposes he should make the most of it. His mission, after all, is indefinitely posted at this castle in the magical countryside. And there's plenty of threats looming their head around the corner.

    Also, he has to work out what all the fuss about this "Moldyshorts" guy is too, apparently.

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    “Cass?” The girl nods again, this time rigorously. Unsure of himself, Jason raises the apple to her. “Well, nice to meet you, Cass. You hungry?”

    Cass grins into the apple, her eyes twinkling. Around them, the rain lessens, just a little.

    Or,

    On the slicked streets of Gotham, when only one boy ever donned the green pants and red suit, Jason and Cassandra meet earlier. It changes some things. Other things don't change at all.

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    Universe Primax 1219.01-NN Iota; a very strange specimen. Thought to be a result of a "crack" in the multiverse timestream, due to intrusion of a so-far unidentified paradoxical entity. Considering its inherent instability, visitors to the Axiom Nexus are advised to avoid this iteration at all costs.

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    “You knew it was me.”

    Ekko traps the head of a bad nail between the grips of his hammer and works it out of a half-rotten plank. He sets it on a pile of other rusty nails.

    “I guessed.”

    “No. You knew.”

    There’s no accusation in her tone, just a matter-of-fact statement. Calling him out on his bullshit.

    Ekko gets to working on another nail. He doesn’t respond. But he doesn’t deny it, either.

    He hears her let out a breath through her nose. Like she’s figured something out. Maybe she has; she always knew him too well. He sort of hoped that after all this time, she couldn’t still do that.

    But somehow, he’s not surprised.

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    When he looked out he did not see Master Skirk. Ajax did not see his mama or papa. There were no siblings to admonish him or village elders to drag him home.

    He saw bodies littering the floor. Ajax saw blood and mini knives. Lighting and water dragons clashed in the sky.

    Ajax saw violence and he wanted to be in the middle of all of it.

    Childe crawls his way out of the abyss and into a war

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    "It can't be," a man in green breathes. "After all these years? Here?"

    Kakashi palms a kunai, watching him warily. No one here seems like much of a threat, but there are way too many unknowns to take any chances. He lightens his tone when he speaks. "Ah, it seems I've gotten a bit lost. Mind telling me where we are?"

    The soldier who'd initially shot fire at him raises a shaking hand, pointing at Kakashi. "I saw you. You bent both earth and air."

    The crowd watches him with growing recognition. Murmurs turn to shouts, and to Kakashi's bemusement, a war cry starts echoing.

    "The Avatar has returned!"

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    In which Kakashi wakes up in the middle of a battlefield before Aang is found, gets mistaken for the Avatar, and rolls with it.

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    22 Aug 2025