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What if Jason Todd Went to College?
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The B in Bingo stands for Brothers, Batman, and Buffoonery by berthahat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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"B-7"
"motherfuck—"
"Jason you know if you used the original board we got you you would've been one away from bingo by now" Dick mumbled.
"Fuck you"
"So well mannered Todd" Damian murmurs dryly.
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what if the batboys went to bingo?
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- Part 2 of The Demon's Soliloquies
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Tim keeps his head down and just slowly eats his food as he is actively fighting the urge to fall asleep. He cannot focus on what his family is talking about around him but he decides to not concern them and nod along.
He is starting to fall asleep now as he has food in his mouth mid chew. But he can’t fall asleep because that would seem rude.
He can’t be rude.
His parents tried to raise him better than that.
Tim's face feels like it’s burning up. He hears a loud buzzing sound ringing through his ears.
Tim stays in his own mind for a while feeling stuck.
Hoping that no one notices.
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What if Tim Drake had the flu during a snow storm?
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Hot chocolate, Skiing, and Rage Baiting, Oh My! by berthahat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
02 Feb 2026
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What if the batboys go on a ski trip?
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- Part 1 of The Demon's Soliloquies
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- Part 3 of The Etta Chronicles
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Bruce nods. “It makes the most sense. You haven’t been made, you’re the right age, and your face isn’t known in that circle. We’ll fabricate a profile and ID. You’ll go during lunch, find Everett’s bag, get the drive, and extract quietly.”
Tim just stares at him. “You want me to go undercover… as a girl?”
Steph claps her hands, grinning ear to ear. “Best day of my life.”
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- Part 1 of False Fronts
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27 May 2026
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CaveBat by maplesnmulberries
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
17 Jan 2026
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Duke sputtered as Bruce's massive gauntlet-clad fingers fumbled clumsily at the edges of his helmet. "B—Batman, I swear if you break my mask—"
Bruce ignored him, growling low in frustration when he couldn't find the release mechanism (because Duke had learned from Jason’s horror stories and installed a biometric lock).
Steph landed nearby. "Oh my god, I think he’s trying to check your temperature like a sick kid. B, we have literal thermometers in the suits."
Dick swung down next to them. "Nah nah nah, this is classic Batdad behavior—first comes the baby-carrying, then comes the 'must inspect child for ouchies' phase." He leaned in toward Duke. "He did this to me once after Fear Gas. Held me up by the armpits to check for head wounds."
Bruce finally gave up on removing Duke’s helmet, only to press their foreheads together with an audible thunk. "...No fever?"
Yeah. He was definitely a little inebriated on the gas.
Duke went completely still. "...Did you just headbutt me?"
"Safe?"
Duke was starting to realize why everyone called Bruce "Caveman B" when drugged. (Damnit, Crane.)
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- Part 3 of Batfamily One Shots
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26 May 2026
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“Don’t move,” Jason whispers. “If we don’t move he won’t see us.”
“That’s for a T-rex and it’s a lie. They could very well kill you even then.”
“You are shitting on my hopes and dreams, Replacement.”
“I’m not. I’m just saying —”
“Todd,” Damian calls and when he gets no answer from Jason, he whimpers, “Drake.”
“I can't believe I'm saying this but he’s breaking my heart, dude."
“Shut up, don’t give in. It’s a trap.” Jason says. “It’s a trap —”
They lose both the battle and the war when Damian stops waiting for them and instead stumbles forward, almost drunkenly, and unceremoniously flops himself on Jason’s front, full-on crying against his chest.
“Jesus fuck, Baby-bat. Who do I have to kill?”
(Or the one where Jason and Tim come to the Manor on the early hours of the day after a long night of patrol and they find weird new kind of life form out of this world that cries with snot and all inside the Manor. It takes them some time, because they are both dumbasses, to convince themselves that's actually their little brother crying his eyes out.)
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26 May 2026
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5 Times Tim Spends the Night at Wayne Manor + 1 Time He Comes Home by motleyfam for batmoniker
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
29 Jan 2022
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Tim is good at galas.
No, scratch that—Tim is great at galas. He’s been attending them ever since the age of three, when his parents first stuffed him into his little Gymboree tuxedo and gave him a stern lecture about ‘sitting quietly’ and ‘speaking when spoken to.’ He knows all the rules: what to wear, how to stand, when to smile, what to say, what not to say. He knows how to come across as polite and intelligent and charming, and on absolutely any other day, he would be rocking this.
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Or, my take on a ‘Tim Joins the Family Early’ AU, told through a series of sleepovers, most of which are unplanned.
Featuring pre-teen Tim, Alive!Jason, and a whole lot of hurt/comfort.
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- Part 1 of Settle Our Bones
- Part 1 of 5+1 (expansion pack)
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26 May 2026
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A Jumbo Miscalculation by justbeyondstars, motleyfam
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
22 Jun 2022
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Suddenly a new voice, gruffer, deeper, says, “What are you doing?” and Tim goes cold all over. That’s Bruce. That’s Bruce speaking a full sentence for the first time today and of course it’s when Tim is hurling his guts out in the bathroom and didn’t want him to know about it.
Shit.
“Picking the lock,” Jason says, like it’s obvious. “Didn’t think you’d appreciate me breaking the door down. I can, if you want. I am absolutely fine with that option actually.”
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Bruce is in a bad mood after a case doesn’t go entirely to plan, and Tim is determined not to do anything to make it worse.
Unfortunately, his shrimp allergy didn’t get that memo.
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24 May 2026