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  1. Rec 24

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    Not even the League could have this piss poor attempt at an invasion, because not even two minutes after Barry and Bruce slink after J’onn onto the ship, there’s a sharp gust of wind behind Hal, an abrupt stop, the light pittering of a very familiar energetic foot and — Hal breathes in, closes his eyes and thinks, hysterically, For fucks sake.

    ”Wally,” Hal begins very carefully, constructing a dome around them as more robots rush at them, clawing and scraping and trying to blast their ways through the barrier. “Do not tell me you and the other Teen Titans are on scene right now.”

    ”Uh, not all of us? Garth is a little late.”

    Very slowly, dragging his feet, Hal turns around to see Wally in full Kid Flash costume, wild curls wind-swept, a half-anxious, shit-eating grin that Hal has seen one too many times on Iris’ face.

    (Or, Day Three of Halbarry Week: World’s Best Uncle. There’s an invasion, the Titans showing up when they’re not supposed to and Barry and Hal somehow deal with the most stubborn nephew. Hey, at-least there’s ice cream in the end.)

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Clark usually has to hold back, but once he finds an enemy that can actually take his hits — that’s when the fun starts for him; doing the silliest shit a farm boy who grew up on sci-fi action can come up with.///

    , a low mutter that vaguely sounds like Bruce is physically pained at the fact his life has culminated in fighting robot aliens.//// from thugs and organized crime to alien robots

    I’m getting the best workout I’ve had since I was five and tried fighting a snake,” Diana adds, utterly unhelpful, and that’s enough to make Hal abruptly laugh — swing faltering, so he spins into a construct-boot clad kick — and for Barry’s ringing laugh to echo in his ear, Clark snorting with J’onn’s faint laugh following. “The snake won, unfortunately.”
    “Your Ma take it from you?”
    ”She did in fact.”///

    You’re getting bullied by a thirteen year old, just ground him.”
    ”The fridge, GL. The fridge.”//// amazing lore accurate

    Guess who just got stuck with me?”
    Wally looks him up and down lazily, raising a brow, and very slowly makes eye contact, squinting. “Worse options, really.”
    “Wally, shut up.”///

    it's just a matter of everyone playing clean up; Clark and Diana take turns to throw the robots onto a pile in increasingly ridiculous moves that has Hal half suspecting that their only reference for Basketball was Space Jam while Wally and Donna gather all the the scraps, Arthur cleaning most of the oil off the other kids before sending them off to help, thoroughly scolding Garth.////

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    08 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    Johnny is surprised when Spider-Man agrees to have one night of casual sex with him. His crush and long time best friend just agreed to have sex with him.

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    29 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    Peter Parker is not dating Johnny Storm.
    He just steals his hoodies, sleeps over at the Baxter Building, lets Johnny hold him during movie nights, and has a keycard that was definitely only supposed to be for emergencies.
    Then Peter shows up in the Baxter Building lobby bleeding, radioactive, and barely conscious, and Johnny discovers there are much bigger things Peter has been keeping from him.

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    29 May 2026

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    The Drakes were a respectable  family.

    At least, as respectable as a rich family could be in the city with the highest crime rate in America.

    Jack and Janet Drake had been able to keep their name off the payrolls of the underworld, a feat that alone was an indication of talent.

    Of course it was too good to be true. The Drakes had their skeletons in the closet too: they were werewolves.

    And Bruce had just been kidnapped by their son.

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    18 May 2026