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    Bored, the Master of Death, Harry Potter, decides to abduct his infant self on the fateful night of his parents' demise. What follows can only be described as utterly absurd.

    Or; when Harry journeys back in time to escape his morbidly boring life, Tom hilariously deduces that he and Harry are wedded, and even believes “Evan” to be their offspring. Amused, Harry chooses not to rectify Tom's misconception.

    {edit: fic renamed 18.06.25}
    {edit: fic renamed again 19.09.25 because author is indecisive.}

    (you can only find me on ao3 and wattpad! if my story is published elsewhere, i.e ff net and teenfic net, then that is NOT me!)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    As the ring melted in Mt. Doom, a new evil emerged from the ashes. But Harry Potter, who has been mysteriously pulled into Middle Earth, wants nothing to do with fighting. He plans to spend the rest of his days in his Animagus form, forgetting the past and ignoring the future. That all changes the day an odd trio walks through the woods... Finally complete!

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    08 Jun 2026

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    After the war, Harry just wants to live his life peacefully for once. Of course, fate throws him back in the path of Tom Riddle, who takes a liking to the gorgeous Chef Harry and basically kidnaps him.

     

    Translation in Russian by Starry_Princess <3
    https://ficbook.net/readfic/018ed6e2-a70a-7373-ba95-5889a75d91d3

    Translation in Spanish by Anyeless01 <3
    https://www.wattpad.com/story/373630516-eat-your-heart-out
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    "I'm afraid I may monopolize your Chef's time tonight, actually. You wouldn't mind, would you?"

    The owner hastened to reassure his VIP that he could have Harry for the rest of the night (thanks boss, I'm not actually a prostitute) while Amadeus scowled. All he could think was that his luck had finally run out, as the beautiful man reached a hand towards him and said,
    "It's a pleasure to meet you, Harry. My name is Tom Riddle."

    Harry extended his hand, which the man turned and brought to his plush lips, kissing his knuckles. He swallowed thickly, hoping his voice would not waver.
    "The pleasure is mine, Mr. Riddle."

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “Go.” She said, not quite yelling but suddenly intense as she herded Harry back, away from the pillar and towards the tracks. “Go now, boy, or you’ll miss your train!”

    He looked behind his shoulder, there was a train....he hadn’t heard it approach. The doors were open and waiting, and for no good reason at all, he stepped inside. The strange little woman didn’t follow him on, she simply stood there watching him. that same incomprehensible smile on her face.

    “Which path will you choose?” She asked again, just before the doors closed, replacing his view of her with his own, pale reflection.

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    Sirius was gone, and Harry's world was crumbling through his fingers. All he wanted was a little peace, just a moment to himself.

    Maybe it was a wish come true.

    Maybe it was just the machinations of a strange little witch and her enchanted locket.

    When Harry found himself, now fifty years in the past, on his birthday he doesn't question it too much.

    He just take the opportunities set before him.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    When Harry is called to the Headmasters office at the beginning of his sixth year he isn't sure what to expect. He at least really didn't see it coming that he would become Master of Death, travel back in time to become someone else, and more importantly to stop Voldemort before he would be lost to the monster.

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    ''You must understand, Harry, that it's very dark magic. I don't want to taint your soul.''

    Harry hisses, feeling his rage rear its ugly head again. You could taste his magic in the air, and Harry almost imagined the tendrils swirling around him wildly. Dumbledore's eyes widened.

    ''I call bullshit! The darkest curse was thrown at me when I was a baby, I'm almost of age, and you should just fucking tell me what I need to know. And I mean really what I need to know, and not what you want me to know. I think it's time to trust me, to trust your weapon because that's all I am, right? A soldier in this war, a weapon to end the Dark Lord, just a means to an end. The savior of the wizarding world, the boy who lived, the chosen one, and all that other rubbish!''

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    04 Jun 2026