Archive of Our Own

Bio

I'm a multifandom mess so I'm not sure what I'll write from but tbh I'll probs be writing from a couple of them pretty often. I'm on Tumblr, and if you want to leave a prompt or headcanon you are very welcome to Blue-jello-for-spiderman.tumblr.com

All comments and constructive criticism of my work is welcome. Unless, you know, you're being a bit of a dick. And remember, reviews are like pudding - I like pudding.

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'Up is down'. Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful.
- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

I am definitely a madman with a box!
- The Eleventh Doctor, 'The Eleventh Hour', Doctor Who

Give her hell from us, Peeves.
- Fred Weasley, 'Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix'

No dogs are allowed in the dog park
- Cecil Baldwin, 'Pilot', Welcome to Night Vale

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
- Unknown

I'll interrogate the cat
- Castiel, 'Huntori Heroic', Supernatural

Moo point, it's like a cow's opinon. It just doesn't matter.
- Joey from 'Friends'

I reject your reality and substitue my own!
- Adam Savage, Mythbusters

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective veiwpoint, it's more like a big ball of Wibbly Wobbly...Timey Wimey...stuff.
- The Tenth Doctor, 'Blink', Doctor Who

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Unknown

The whistle makes me their god
- Dean Winchester, 'After School Special', Supernatural

And now, the weather.
- Cecil Baldwin, Welcome to Night Vale