My Dad Can't Be Batman, He's Not Cool Enough!
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Wayne Family (And Tim!) Christmas Extravaganza! by PinkParagram
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Dec 2025
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Bruce’s brain takes a moment to reboot. “Your parents are in South America?”
“Yes.”
He’s not sure why he’s so surprised – the Drakes are known for their work in archeology, and not much of that can be done locally. Still, he assumed that they took Timothy with them when they left the country for work. It seems a shame to leave him with a nanny this close to Christmas.
“Okay,” he says, erasing the numbers typed into his phone. “What’s your nanny’s number, then?”
“My what?” Timothy looks scandalized.
“Your babysitter? Whoever is in charge of you while your parents are gone,” he clarifies.
“I’m in charge of me when my parents are gone,” Timothy says proudly, his little chest puffing out. “I’m the Man of the House.”
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Tim gets to spend Christmas with the Waynes! This will not have lasting consequences, I'm sure.
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He tried to act normal with B, but the truth is that knocking on Tim’s door after he cried in front of him is really hard, maybe the hardest thing he’s done in a while. He wants to explain what happened, but at the same time he doesn’t want to talk about it. He doesn’t want to tell Tim why he shut himself in his room and cried for an hour. He doesn’t want to tell him about Mary from The Secret Garden, and he doesn’t want to tell him about things that happened when Jason still lived with his parents.
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a place to share various little scenes I had to leave out of Wayne Family (And Tim!) Christmas Extravaganza!
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Timothy Jackson Drake is almost four years old, and he knows a lot of things.
He knows how to read and write, and how to do simple math, and how to say “pleased to meet you” and “goodbye” and “thank you” and “may I use the bathroom” in French. He also knows how to introduce himself politely, and how to hold his knife and fork properly, and when it is okay to bother other people and when it isn’t.
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Tim meets his new nanny for the summer, Miss Claire! The impact of this will be relatively small, I'm sure.
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