Archive of Our Own

Or: I meant to just write Miruko accidentally acquiring Bakugou for an intern, but now she and Aizawa are acting like they adopted Bakugou years ago in an elaborate scheme and they’re denying any evidence otherwise. Featuring: the Iida brothers, various students, various villains, cats, Nomu, and pure chaos.

Facts:
—Usagami Rumi (the Pro Hero Miruko) and Aizawa Shouta (the Pro Hero Eraserhead) got married for convenience, a long time ago.
—Fukukado Emi (the Pro Hero Ms. Joke) was very jealous that she was not picked for the occasion.
—Rumi and Shouta then adopted their son Katsuki (shh, he doesn’t know he’s adopted), but divorced soon after.
—Shouta married Yamada Hizashi (the Pro Hero Present Mic) and they had a son, Aizawa-Yamada Hitoshi.
—Takami Keigo (the Pro Hero Hawks), Rumi’s brother, adopted Tokoyami Fumikage around the same time.
—Shirakumo Oboro, Katsuki’s godfather, has since been found to be alive in the form of Kurogiri and to have adopted five children of his own: Shirakumo Tenko (villain Shigaraki Tomura), Shirakumo Magne (Magne), Shirakumo Jin (villain Twice), Shirakumo Shuuichi (villain Spinner), and Shirakumo Toga Himiko (villain Toga).
—Tenko is dating Todoroki Natsuo, and it’s a surprisingly good match.
—Yes, Magne and Jin were dead, but now they’re alive again. Why? Spite.
—Emi has an adopted son named Fukukado Denki, around the same age as Hitoshi and Katsuki.
—Rumi is sparring partners (a sparring partner is a friend you made based around the facts that you beat each other up, and also deny that you’re friends) with Todoroki Touya (villain Dabi)
—Katsuki is sparring partners with Ojiro Mashiro.
—Hitoshi is sparring partners with Kendou Itsuka.
—Fumikage does not have sparring partners, because who wouldn’t want to be friends with him.
—Keigo and Touya may or may not be in a relationship. No one knows, least of all them.
—Iida Tensei and Iida Tenya are family. Possibly cousins.
—Shouta and Hizashi recently adopted a daughter, Aizawa-Yamada Eri.
—Kayama Nemuri is reluctantly family, because she is Hitoshi’s godmother, but she also told Katsuki that he’s adopted. Who does that.
—The Aizawa-Yamada household has four cats. The Usagami household has two Nomu. People have different pets.
—Todoroki Shouto is a part of the family. No one knows where he fits in, but he is there. They are keeping him.

Anyone who opposes these facts is a dirty rotten liar, Nemuri.